Last season, a controversial interview with then Gotham City Punisher Sir Lawrence Taylor was released which sent shockwaves thru the BBB 6. This season we caught up with Sir Lawrence who is now a starting LOLB with the Himalayan Raging Yetis.
The Triple B Bugle: What happened last season? You were considered a rising star with the Punishers. What happened?
SLT: Man, they told me I stank, man. I showered everyday but that damn DDJesus told me my ass smelled funny. I mean for real.
The Triple B Bugle: That's just so unprofessional. How did that make you feel?
SLT: I mean, if I'm being straight up, I never smelled my ass, but who really does. I had a hard time with it but I got some waxing done and started scrubbing more back there, we're good now.
BBB Bugle: Anyway, what is it like playing in the Himalayas now?
SLT: Well, I like football.
BBB Bugle: What do you mean?
SLT: What was the question?
BBB Bugle: Um..Some people want to know what Serenity does on the Punishers, can you comment on that?
SLT: Yeah, she used to stand in line to get a paycheck with us. Rumor has it that she is banging the punter.
BBB Bugle: What? This is a real bombshell to be dropping. Ok, how do you know this? You've got to back that up.
SLT: I was banging the punter too. What?
BBB Bugle: Good luck this year, Sir Lawrence, I know the BBB6 misses you.
SLT: (crying) Someday I'll be back there. I'll be back stinky ass and all. You'll see. You'll see.
The Triple B Bugle: What happened last season? You were considered a rising star with the Punishers. What happened?
SLT: Man, they told me I stank, man. I showered everyday but that damn DDJesus told me my ass smelled funny. I mean for real.
The Triple B Bugle: That's just so unprofessional. How did that make you feel?
SLT: I mean, if I'm being straight up, I never smelled my ass, but who really does. I had a hard time with it but I got some waxing done and started scrubbing more back there, we're good now.
BBB Bugle: Anyway, what is it like playing in the Himalayas now?
SLT: Well, I like football.
BBB Bugle: What do you mean?
SLT: What was the question?
BBB Bugle: Um..Some people want to know what Serenity does on the Punishers, can you comment on that?
SLT: Yeah, she used to stand in line to get a paycheck with us. Rumor has it that she is banging the punter.
BBB Bugle: What? This is a real bombshell to be dropping. Ok, how do you know this? You've got to back that up.
SLT: I was banging the punter too. What?
BBB Bugle: Good luck this year, Sir Lawrence, I know the BBB6 misses you.
SLT: (crying) Someday I'll be back there. I'll be back stinky ass and all. You'll see. You'll see.
