I kinda half assed them. Its the weekend. Im hung over from drinking and watching preseason football. Have mercy on me god damnit.
#1 Akron Assassins 11-0
Pros: The continue to look dominant against Minnesota. I'm starting to believe there's no stopping them.
Cons: Game of the season coming up. Could be a good thing tho.
#2 Chicago Bruins 11-0
Pros: 100 points in win over london. Business as usual.
Cons: Those blowout games usually take an energy toll on players coming into the next game, and that might hurt against Akron. Their chemistry is also only 91.
#3 Memphis Ghetto Dawgs 9-2
Pros: Locked in as the 3rd team in the conference. I see no reason this team won't go 14-2.
Cons: North Carolina and Phili aren't pushovers, so that 14-2 record will require some work.
#4a Klamath Fall Grizzlies 8-3
Pros: 3 game winning streak give this team a solid morale boost.
Cons: Where the hell is klamath falls anyways? And are there grizzlies in Klamath Falls?
#4b New Orleans Eagles 8-3
Pros: Solid 40 point blowout against the Mambas.
Cons: 3 tough playoff teams in their next 3 games.
#6 South Beach Tokers 8-3
Pros: So much for the guarentee from the Brokebacks Owner (had to bring it up).
Cons: Eagles, Akron, Reno 911 remain on schedule
#7 Phili Brokebacks 7-4
Pros: Good team still capable of making it to the second round in the playoffs
Cons: Loss to tokers likely ruins chances of being a top 4 seed.
#8 The Forgotten ones 7-4
Pros: Virtually a lock to make the playoffs
Cons: Virtually a lock to open against Akron
#1 Akron Assassins 11-0
Pros: The continue to look dominant against Minnesota. I'm starting to believe there's no stopping them.
Cons: Game of the season coming up. Could be a good thing tho.
#2 Chicago Bruins 11-0
Pros: 100 points in win over london. Business as usual.
Cons: Those blowout games usually take an energy toll on players coming into the next game, and that might hurt against Akron. Their chemistry is also only 91.
#3 Memphis Ghetto Dawgs 9-2
Pros: Locked in as the 3rd team in the conference. I see no reason this team won't go 14-2.
Cons: North Carolina and Phili aren't pushovers, so that 14-2 record will require some work.
#4a Klamath Fall Grizzlies 8-3
Pros: 3 game winning streak give this team a solid morale boost.
Cons: Where the hell is klamath falls anyways? And are there grizzlies in Klamath Falls?
#4b New Orleans Eagles 8-3
Pros: Solid 40 point blowout against the Mambas.
Cons: 3 tough playoff teams in their next 3 games.
#6 South Beach Tokers 8-3
Pros: So much for the guarentee from the Brokebacks Owner (had to bring it up).
Cons: Eagles, Akron, Reno 911 remain on schedule
#7 Phili Brokebacks 7-4
Pros: Good team still capable of making it to the second round in the playoffs
Cons: Loss to tokers likely ruins chances of being a top 4 seed.
#8 The Forgotten ones 7-4
Pros: Virtually a lock to make the playoffs
Cons: Virtually a lock to open against Akron






























