*****
Houston Gamblers (7-2, 45) vs. N'awlins Voodoo (6-3, 45)
Houston has really turned it on since losing their first two games. Last week they showed North Texas their defense is no fluke. N’awlins has been giving up points lately, especially during the fourth quarter. Will they have another late collapse? Or will Houston make that question moot with their defense?
Pick: Gamblers
****
Pick: Picking daisies
***
New Brunswick Sentinels (9-0, 45) vs. Cincinnati Stallions (3-6, 42)
New Brunswick continues to roll through their schedule with their unstoppable offense. Cincinnati just came off a heartbreaking loss against Las Vegas. I’d tell you they have a chance at their first upset of the season, but I’d be fibbing.
Pick: Sentinels
Las Vegas Heat (7-2, 45) vs. Missouri Partisan Rangers (5-4, 39)
As mentioned above, Las Vegas just survived a scary, scary game. Will hoax make the right moves in the aftermath? Of course he will. Missouri … well, who the hell knows what Missouri’s thinking right now. However, if they are thinking of not dropping back to .500, well …
Pick: Heat
**
Jaraguá Breakers (2-7, 36) vs. North By Gawd Texas Tornado Humpers (8-1, 42)
Jaraguá may be running out of gas. One of the scrappier teams in the conference, but their defense isn’t helping their offense. Quite frankly, this is a bad time for a bad defense to be going up against North Texas. Look for a harsh wind to blow through town.
Pick: Tornado Humpers
Miranda Reavers (2-7, 39) vs. Rochester Vendetta (6-3, 45)
Miranda. Miranda, Miranda, Miranda. Gosh, I sure do like your team avatar! Although, I have to admit … I was a bigger fan of the TV show than the movie … <ducks> …
Pick: Vendetta
East Coast Catamounts (1-8, 39) vs. Los Angeles Majors (3-6, 42)
East Coast, I wish I could give you some good news. However, Los Angeles has made it through the tough part of their schedule and aims to prove their better than their 3-6 record.
Pick: Majors
D.C. Sonics (2-7, 39) vs. Olympia Dollar Ninety Nines (4-5, 42)
Almost the same as above. Except D.C. played Missouri tough, for whatever that’s worth this season, and could prove tricky for Olympia. Nah.
Pick: Dollar Ninety-Nines
*
Double T Red Raiders (7-2, 45) vs. Billy Creech Gangstaz (0-9, 33)
Double T gets the gimme game this week. Billy Creech, ya’ll ain’t n’er seen no d’fense like ‘em Double T dudes run. The Shimmy gets to run his team’s record to 8-2. This is rarified air for you guys, isn’t it?
Pick: Red Raiders
Houston Gamblers (7-2, 45) vs. N'awlins Voodoo (6-3, 45)
Houston has really turned it on since losing their first two games. Last week they showed North Texas their defense is no fluke. N’awlins has been giving up points lately, especially during the fourth quarter. Will they have another late collapse? Or will Houston make that question moot with their defense?
Pick: Gamblers
****
Pick: Picking daisies
***
New Brunswick Sentinels (9-0, 45) vs. Cincinnati Stallions (3-6, 42)
New Brunswick continues to roll through their schedule with their unstoppable offense. Cincinnati just came off a heartbreaking loss against Las Vegas. I’d tell you they have a chance at their first upset of the season, but I’d be fibbing.
Pick: Sentinels
Las Vegas Heat (7-2, 45) vs. Missouri Partisan Rangers (5-4, 39)
As mentioned above, Las Vegas just survived a scary, scary game. Will hoax make the right moves in the aftermath? Of course he will. Missouri … well, who the hell knows what Missouri’s thinking right now. However, if they are thinking of not dropping back to .500, well …
Pick: Heat
**
Jaraguá Breakers (2-7, 36) vs. North By Gawd Texas Tornado Humpers (8-1, 42)
Jaraguá may be running out of gas. One of the scrappier teams in the conference, but their defense isn’t helping their offense. Quite frankly, this is a bad time for a bad defense to be going up against North Texas. Look for a harsh wind to blow through town.
Pick: Tornado Humpers
Miranda Reavers (2-7, 39) vs. Rochester Vendetta (6-3, 45)
Miranda. Miranda, Miranda, Miranda. Gosh, I sure do like your team avatar! Although, I have to admit … I was a bigger fan of the TV show than the movie … <ducks> …
Pick: Vendetta
East Coast Catamounts (1-8, 39) vs. Los Angeles Majors (3-6, 42)
East Coast, I wish I could give you some good news. However, Los Angeles has made it through the tough part of their schedule and aims to prove their better than their 3-6 record.
Pick: Majors
D.C. Sonics (2-7, 39) vs. Olympia Dollar Ninety Nines (4-5, 42)
Almost the same as above. Except D.C. played Missouri tough, for whatever that’s worth this season, and could prove tricky for Olympia. Nah.
Pick: Dollar Ninety-Nines
*
Double T Red Raiders (7-2, 45) vs. Billy Creech Gangstaz (0-9, 33)
Double T gets the gimme game this week. Billy Creech, ya’ll ain’t n’er seen no d’fense like ‘em Double T dudes run. The Shimmy gets to run his team’s record to 8-2. This is rarified air for you guys, isn’t it?
Pick: Red Raiders
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