(EDITED TO ADJUST FOR INCLUSION OF tpaterniti's rankings)
Special thanks to the most hapless committee ever assembled - which this week includes myself, jrry32, Galkuris, tpaterniti, and of course that lovable caveman Pseudo Jed (now sans quotations and with Caps! "Grrrr! Pseudo Jed like. Grrrrr!")
After 3 weeks:
1 Kalamazoo Coyotes 3-0-0
CTap says "they should undoubtedly retain this spot for three more weeks. The game with Detroit Nasty should be a good one."
2 Philadelphia Pushovers 3-0-0
jrry32 says, "Played a close game against Gridiron Rage. It’s surprising they won that game after GM and DC Asheme was brutally assaulted by a troop of Girl Scouts outside of his local Grocery Store."
Pseudo Jed says "What does 'Power Ranking' mean? Is it like a kind of corn? Grrr!"
3 Bourbon Street Bullies 3-0-0
jrry mutters something about UGA being better than Florida in every way.
Pseudo Jed, in response, says "Grrrr!" Pseudo Jed added, "BSB still too high in corn ranking. Grrrr!"
4 San Antonio Saints 3-0-0
jrry32 seems fixated on balls, stating, "The Saints had an impressive win over the Spartans and have done their best to show they can win without Balls!"
5 Detroit Demon Lions 3-0-0
jrry32 says, "Beat the undefeated Bullets showing TSE would not let his war with Flames take his mind off the gameplan. The question I think all of us have is…does TSE really have a butt for a face?"
6 Las Vegas Freebirds 3-0-0
As is par for the course, jrry32 had nothing interesting to add...
7 Chicago Mustangs 2-1-0
jrry32 apparently calls out Tim Harper. I apparently care so little about this challenge that I don't even bother including it here...
8 Minnesota Marauders 3-0-0
jrry32 says, "They beat the pants off of Golden State proving they are a for real team. Big T’s players have really helped Galk this year!"
I begin to notice a disturbing pattern in regards to jrry32 - balls, pantless men, etc.
9 Boston Nighthawks 3-0-0
jrry32 says, "Right now the only knock on the Nighthawks is that their first 4 games are softer then the Sparta Wardog secondary. The only tough team they have faced is Gridiron Rage who is unproven in USA Pro."
10 Galaxy Aces 2-1-0
jrry32 says nothing (FINALLY), as Galaxy did not make his top 10. I decide that his failures at both heterosexuality and humor are reason enough to NOT refer to him by the correct screen name for the foreseeable future. (And for the record, I accept jrry911's alternate lifestyle and recommend you do the same) <3
11 Detroit Nasty 2-1-0
In case his previous comments weren't convincing enough, jrry24 proceeds to drop any and all pretense of heterosexuality when he says, "they also have the best looking OT in USA Pro, Mike Oher!"
12 Kailua Daggers 2-1-0
CTap says, "5 more consecutive losses seems somewhat likely now."
jrry90210 added nothing interesting... again.
13 Detroit Dump Trucks 2-1-0
CTap says, "yup, still an enigma"
Pseudo Jed says, "why corn rankings no stop after Philly? Grrrr!"
14 Golden State Athletics 1-2-0
CTap says, "Have lost to #3 and #7 overall already this season. They will still be a contender at the end."
15 D.C. Warpath 1-2-0
CTap says, "HoggLife appears to be back... not that this is actually a positive thing."
16 Dayton Brute Squad 2-1-0
17 Washington Bullets 2-1-0
18 Gridiron Rage 1-2-0
19 San Jose Spartans 0-3-0
CTap says, "Best 0-3 team in all of GLB?"
Pseudo jed added, "Philly beat all West teams in corn rankings. Grrrr!"
20 Columbus Bucks 2-1-0
Their prediction of climbing doesn't ring true this week. Holding steady, albeit down around 20 and 21...
21 Saginaw Supernovas 1-2-0
22 Washington Extreme 0-3-0
CTap says, "that season 2 league championship seems like ancient history now. They were largely boosted and we handled them easily for the third time in two seasons."
23 Rhode Island Red Wolves 1-2-0
24 Kentucky Wildcats 1-2-0
CTap says, "those two losses are ugly looking."
25 Tecmo SuperBowlers 0-3-0
CTap says, "Have they replaced Warpath as the best team with an absentee owner?"
26 Denver Globetrotters 0-3-0
27 Kansas Warriors 1-2-0
28 Oakland Intimidators 0-3-0
CTap says, "This one is obvious. With tiger5 as a GM, they are too nice to be intimidating. A name change should right the ship."
29 Sacramento SaberCats 1-2-0
Auris wanted a comment, so here goes:
"Nope, I got nothing... nevermind."
Pseudo Jed adds *snore* and 'Grrrr! Too much corn rankings means Pseudo Jed hungry. SaberCat taste like chicken."
30 Camden Outkasts 0-3-0
31 Miami Bulldogs 0-3-0
32 Sparta Wardogs 0-3-0
CTap says, "if they could be relegated to to the D-leagues, they could compete for at least a playoff birth."
Special thanks to the most hapless committee ever assembled - which this week includes myself, jrry32, Galkuris, tpaterniti, and of course that lovable caveman Pseudo Jed (now sans quotations and with Caps! "Grrrr! Pseudo Jed like. Grrrrr!")
After 3 weeks:
1 Kalamazoo Coyotes 3-0-0
CTap says "they should undoubtedly retain this spot for three more weeks. The game with Detroit Nasty should be a good one."
2 Philadelphia Pushovers 3-0-0
jrry32 says, "Played a close game against Gridiron Rage. It’s surprising they won that game after GM and DC Asheme was brutally assaulted by a troop of Girl Scouts outside of his local Grocery Store."
Pseudo Jed says "What does 'Power Ranking' mean? Is it like a kind of corn? Grrr!"
3 Bourbon Street Bullies 3-0-0
jrry mutters something about UGA being better than Florida in every way.
Pseudo Jed, in response, says "Grrrr!" Pseudo Jed added, "BSB still too high in corn ranking. Grrrr!"
4 San Antonio Saints 3-0-0
jrry32 seems fixated on balls, stating, "The Saints had an impressive win over the Spartans and have done their best to show they can win without Balls!"
5 Detroit Demon Lions 3-0-0
jrry32 says, "Beat the undefeated Bullets showing TSE would not let his war with Flames take his mind off the gameplan. The question I think all of us have is…does TSE really have a butt for a face?"
6 Las Vegas Freebirds 3-0-0
As is par for the course, jrry32 had nothing interesting to add...
7 Chicago Mustangs 2-1-0
jrry32 apparently calls out Tim Harper. I apparently care so little about this challenge that I don't even bother including it here...
8 Minnesota Marauders 3-0-0
jrry32 says, "They beat the pants off of Golden State proving they are a for real team. Big T’s players have really helped Galk this year!"
I begin to notice a disturbing pattern in regards to jrry32 - balls, pantless men, etc.
9 Boston Nighthawks 3-0-0
jrry32 says, "Right now the only knock on the Nighthawks is that their first 4 games are softer then the Sparta Wardog secondary. The only tough team they have faced is Gridiron Rage who is unproven in USA Pro."
10 Galaxy Aces 2-1-0
jrry32 says nothing (FINALLY), as Galaxy did not make his top 10. I decide that his failures at both heterosexuality and humor are reason enough to NOT refer to him by the correct screen name for the foreseeable future. (And for the record, I accept jrry911's alternate lifestyle and recommend you do the same) <3
11 Detroit Nasty 2-1-0
In case his previous comments weren't convincing enough, jrry24 proceeds to drop any and all pretense of heterosexuality when he says, "they also have the best looking OT in USA Pro, Mike Oher!"
12 Kailua Daggers 2-1-0
CTap says, "5 more consecutive losses seems somewhat likely now."
jrry90210 added nothing interesting... again.
13 Detroit Dump Trucks 2-1-0
CTap says, "yup, still an enigma"
Pseudo Jed says, "why corn rankings no stop after Philly? Grrrr!"
14 Golden State Athletics 1-2-0
CTap says, "Have lost to #3 and #7 overall already this season. They will still be a contender at the end."
15 D.C. Warpath 1-2-0
CTap says, "HoggLife appears to be back... not that this is actually a positive thing."
16 Dayton Brute Squad 2-1-0
17 Washington Bullets 2-1-0
18 Gridiron Rage 1-2-0
19 San Jose Spartans 0-3-0
CTap says, "Best 0-3 team in all of GLB?"
Pseudo jed added, "Philly beat all West teams in corn rankings. Grrrr!"
20 Columbus Bucks 2-1-0
Their prediction of climbing doesn't ring true this week. Holding steady, albeit down around 20 and 21...
21 Saginaw Supernovas 1-2-0
22 Washington Extreme 0-3-0
CTap says, "that season 2 league championship seems like ancient history now. They were largely boosted and we handled them easily for the third time in two seasons."
23 Rhode Island Red Wolves 1-2-0
24 Kentucky Wildcats 1-2-0
CTap says, "those two losses are ugly looking."
25 Tecmo SuperBowlers 0-3-0
CTap says, "Have they replaced Warpath as the best team with an absentee owner?"
26 Denver Globetrotters 0-3-0
27 Kansas Warriors 1-2-0
28 Oakland Intimidators 0-3-0
CTap says, "This one is obvious. With tiger5 as a GM, they are too nice to be intimidating. A name change should right the ship."
29 Sacramento SaberCats 1-2-0
Auris wanted a comment, so here goes:
"Nope, I got nothing... nevermind."
Pseudo Jed adds *snore* and 'Grrrr! Too much corn rankings means Pseudo Jed hungry. SaberCat taste like chicken."
30 Camden Outkasts 0-3-0
31 Miami Bulldogs 0-3-0
32 Sparta Wardogs 0-3-0
CTap says, "if they could be relegated to to the D-leagues, they could compete for at least a playoff birth."
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