1. Ho Playbook - Coming into their second season after a surprisingly awesome first season the Ho Playbook is prepared to unveil its new 90% rush gameplan. Prepare for blood, gore, violence, and profanity as the filthy Hos whip out their playbooks and run rampant on the league and beam everyone down with their look despite being out-leveled by all of the top teams. The Chuck would be proud.
Key Players - Angrie Blaqman
Weakness - Kryptonite, Prenups
2. Montpelier Morticians - Montpelier, Vermont is known for three things: being named after a French town, being located in Vermont, and its Morticians fake internet football team. The Morticians have what it takes to make a splash and that doesn't mean they are fat. Even though some of them probably are.
Key Players - Joe Elfback
Weaknesses - Being located in Vermont
3. Charlotte Clamjousters - The Clamjousters have a lot of Irish players on their team. It is said that the Irish are lucky and they also drink a lot. No two things are more valuable to your performance in a fake internet football game that being lucky while tweaking your team's settings in a late night drunken blur. They've also got a player on their team named Nick O'niell who singlehandedly defeated the Ho Playbook. He probably requested a prenup.
Key Players - Nick O'Neill
Weakness - The English, Potato Famine
4. Radio City Irrelevants - This franchise stars such noteworthy players as Chunky Butterman, Suhey Von Blockingagger, Shatners Bassoon, and Harold and Kumar. With a starstudden roster like that it wouldn't be any surprise if the Irrelevants become relevant and defeat the Honolulu Animes in the Three Bee Nine Super Duper Bowl.
Key Players - Shatners Bassoon
Weakness - Being relevant?
5. Miami Carniceros - These guys were talked up a lot in the early days of the the previous season but turned out to be kind of a bust. They've got the levels to go all the way, but they also need the gameplan.
Key Players - Hank Kingsly
Weaknesses - Gameplan
6. New York Doom - Hahaha
Key Players - !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Weaknesses - Switching the starting offensive tackles on your depth chart.
That's all for this edition of the Season 4 Anime-less Conference Preview. More to come after this hilarious commercial featuring the Boston Celtics and the ESPN sports writing staff.
Key Players - Angrie Blaqman
Weakness - Kryptonite, Prenups
2. Montpelier Morticians - Montpelier, Vermont is known for three things: being named after a French town, being located in Vermont, and its Morticians fake internet football team. The Morticians have what it takes to make a splash and that doesn't mean they are fat. Even though some of them probably are.
Key Players - Joe Elfback
Weaknesses - Being located in Vermont
3. Charlotte Clamjousters - The Clamjousters have a lot of Irish players on their team. It is said that the Irish are lucky and they also drink a lot. No two things are more valuable to your performance in a fake internet football game that being lucky while tweaking your team's settings in a late night drunken blur. They've also got a player on their team named Nick O'niell who singlehandedly defeated the Ho Playbook. He probably requested a prenup.
Key Players - Nick O'Neill
Weakness - The English, Potato Famine
4. Radio City Irrelevants - This franchise stars such noteworthy players as Chunky Butterman, Suhey Von Blockingagger, Shatners Bassoon, and Harold and Kumar. With a starstudden roster like that it wouldn't be any surprise if the Irrelevants become relevant and defeat the Honolulu Animes in the Three Bee Nine Super Duper Bowl.
Key Players - Shatners Bassoon
Weakness - Being relevant?
5. Miami Carniceros - These guys were talked up a lot in the early days of the the previous season but turned out to be kind of a bust. They've got the levels to go all the way, but they also need the gameplan.
Key Players - Hank Kingsly
Weaknesses - Gameplan
6. New York Doom - Hahaha
Key Players - !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Weaknesses - Switching the starting offensive tackles on your depth chart.
That's all for this edition of the Season 4 Anime-less Conference Preview. More to come after this hilarious commercial featuring the Boston Celtics and the ESPN sports writing staff.
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