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Hamilton, ON- Hamilton Steel wide receiver Dequan'ariuseesha Jackson called a press conference today to field questions about the state of his team and the playoffs. The press conference was possibly the shortest in history, lasting only one question. When asked what he thought about his upcoming playoff opponents, the Nova Scotia Whales, Jackson responded:

"To me it look like a leprechaun to me. All you gotta do is look up in da tree. Who all seen the leprechaun say YEEEAAHHH!!!"

Jackson smiled and then shrugged his shoulders, as the press sat silent and confused. After about a minute of smiling and shrugging, Jackson turned around and left, ending his first and likely only press conference.
 
Candyman
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Sounds like he is on something.
 
Necro82
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It might be a crackhead! You better get a backhoe and uproot that bitch.
 
Ballhair
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Originally posted by Necro82
It might be a crackhead! You better get a backhoe and uproot that bitch.


Seriously, Jackson just wants to know where da gold at.
 
Yung1King
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Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
 
vt_dolfan
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Ball...

DA Gold gonna be sit'n on da mantle at Chrome's house. You know DAT!!!!
 
Ballhair
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Originally posted by vt_dolfan
Ball...

DA Gold gonna be sit'n on da mantle at Chrome's house. You know DAT!!!!


OH HELLZ YEAH
 
ChromeDome
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I knew I should have put mandatory drug testing in all Steel contracts ;p
 
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Originally posted by ChromeDome
I knew I should have put mandatory drug testing in all Steel contracts ;p


lol
 


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