Hamilton, ON- Hamilton Steel wide receiver Dequan'ariuseesha Jackson called a press conference today to field questions about the state of his team and the playoffs. The press conference was possibly the shortest in history, lasting only one question. When asked what he thought about his upcoming playoff opponents, the Nova Scotia Whales, Jackson responded:
"To me it look like a leprechaun to me. All you gotta do is look up in da tree. Who all seen the leprechaun say YEEEAAHHH!!!"
Jackson smiled and then shrugged his shoulders, as the press sat silent and confused. After about a minute of smiling and shrugging, Jackson turned around and left, ending his first and likely only press conference.
"To me it look like a leprechaun to me. All you gotta do is look up in da tree. Who all seen the leprechaun say YEEEAAHHH!!!"
Jackson smiled and then shrugged his shoulders, as the press sat silent and confused. After about a minute of smiling and shrugging, Jackson turned around and left, ending his first and likely only press conference.






























