Warrior General Games

Were gonna suit up in feather helmets and use pillows as equipment. Our chinpads will be made of Midstorm pubic hair and our mouthguard will be protected with a coating of removed clitrus. We signed an exclusive one game deal with Nike. We removed the feet of players from Boston and made them out of shoes. And we stole extra small crotch cups from the Pytons lockeroom so our dicks can bulge out of the cup and make the girls go wild. Thats our gameplan.

So that is where Prince Darius has been lately, collecting pubic hair from the Midstorm players. No wonder it was so quiet lately.

You know, the title is very clever but you totally blew the rest of the message. I think your mistake was going for the crude jokes which were not very funny at all.

Originally posted by shortround
You know, the title is very clever but you totally blew the rest of the message. I think your mistake was going for the crude jokes which were not very funny at all.

Yea it had potential to be pretty funny up until the wearing of pubic hair on their chins, from there it just became junior high toilet humor. A little more effort and wit would have gone a long ways.

oh look, we got some comedy dissectors in this league. i dont remember any of you making me laugh.

If you guys let Prince Darius and his nerdy self up into my league I'm going to be very upset.

You can't just throw your problems at A#2.

This was such a great post. Almost wish me makes me change my vote for our in-house Washington awards voting for best poster of the season to Darius.

Originally posted by Admerylous
This was such a great post. Almost wish me makes me change my vote for our in-house Washington awards voting for best poster of the season to Darius.


Whatever you say... You are the one with the awesome mustache!

Originally posted by Prince Darius
protected with a coating of removed clitrus.

Wtf is clitrus? Some kinda Citrus fruit?


Originally posted by Prince Darius
We removed the feet of players from Boston and made them out of shoes.

Come on its like your not even trying anymore thats not even good english, wtf did you make out of shoes the things you removed our feet with?

This thread is fail /thread

Originally posted by DLight03
If you guys let Prince Darius and his nerdy self up into my league I'm going to be very upset.

You can't just throw your problems at A#2.

Thats how we roll though, Boston threw the game onpurpose

This dude is seriously bad.

I am in a few leagues and there are some good and bad "trash talk" posters out there. But this guy is by far the worst trash talker I have ever come across in GLB. Seriously dunski - go to the D league forums, work on your routine and come back with some better material.

I bet you could find better insults on a Nickelodeon forum.

I think the problem is the majority of you just aren't advanced enough of thinkers to actually be able to fully grasp and comprehend Darius' work. You're just too far below his level intellectually to appreciate him.

Perhaps we can work our way into USA A where hopefully the teams we'll be playing are a bit more advanced on all facets of their game.

Originally posted by Admerylous
I think the problem is the majority of you just aren't advanced enough of thinkers to actually be able to fully grasp and comprehend Darius' work. You're just too far below his level intellectually to appreciate him.

Perhaps we can work our way into USA A where hopefully the teams we'll be playing are a bit more advanced on all facets of their game.

So he must be too intelligent to use basic grammar?

Originally posted by Admerylous
I think the problem is the majority of you just aren't advanced enough of thinkers to actually be able to fully grasp and comprehend Darius' work. You're just too far below his level intellectually to appreciate him.

Perhaps we can work our way into USA A where hopefully the teams we'll be playing are a bit more advanced on all facets of their game.

And actually read your post:

"I think the problem is the majority of you just aren't advanced enough of thinkers"

If stated correctly, there is no need for "of" in that sentence. If your going to remark on someones intelligence, don't do it while displaying your lack of intelligence.

I still want to know what's going to be turned into shoes....