New Jersey Vikings vs. New York Huskies
The game that somebody has to win.. maybe.. it could always end 3-3. actually, chances are this could be the most exciting game of the day as both teams have been playing ole` all season.
Murder City Devils(3) vs. Megatropolis Tigers
Not a good time to catch the Devils as they are still smartin' from the smitin' from C3. The #1 or #2 spot also sits just waiting for them depending on the outcome of another match up.
Canton Hall Of Famers(2) vs. Michigan Panthers(1)
Yaaawn.. nuthin to see here folks.. just two teams playin' ball. #1 & #2 face off yet again in a season where it has not paid to #1. Meanwhile Michigan is finally at the place people keep telling them they should be. The owner has been trying to fend off such remarks like projectile monkey feces.. but the poop stuck & now, for better or worse, there they are.
Maryland Iron Maidens(8) vs. Milwaukee Fire(5)
Upstart maidens vs the fire in a true test of defense vs offense. Marylands been riding on the backs of their D all season but could a playoff spot be a burden too heavy to bear? On the flip side, the fire look to get a taste of that home field advantage action.
Lexington Mob vs. Detroit Soldiers
The nasty love/hate between Detroit Lexington & Maryland plays out for yet another week as they continue to tussle for the right to make sweet sweet playoff love to the number 8 spot. Maybe if Lexington were a quiet & demure aristocratic schoolgirl whose silhouette belies her now legal age, and Detroit were the foul mouthed bad girl from the wrong side of the tracks who's sass is matched only by her figure, and they were to play this game in mudd, during a rainstorm ... wait.. what was i talkin about earlier....
Hartford Hurricanes vs. Seattle Reign(7)
Hartford still has a chance to leave it's mark on the season, by robbing other teams of their hopes & dreams. Seattle is just barely hanging on to their 7 seed & could easily fall into to the fiesty.. sweet succulent girlfight happening at the #8 spot.. and if Seattle was a dark haired exchange student, with dark pools for eyes, who's accent was as exotic as the creamy off color tone of her soft skin... um... something something.. football.. pass.. run.. something..
Carson City Cubes vs. Pontiac War Kittens (6)
The kittens are all riled up after being doused two straight weeks & look to take their tensions out on the giant killer cubes.. but it's hard to argue against the sight of wet, water soaked kittens (you thought i was gonna use another word for cats... but NO.. i decided not to say felines) .. hair matted & skin taught & alert due to exposure.. but Carson city's got bounce.. and you can never underestimate bounce.. especially if it were one of those tall red haired librarians, with a thing for geometry, especially when the take off their secretary style glasses & let their hair down releasing a sea of rippling seemingly endless waves, and filling out every inch of fabric in that classic white business blouse exposing the tell tale freckles scattered across the pale olive toned valley & form fitting skirt... *ahem*.. anyway.. both teams..the um whats its & the er.. other will play.. something..
Columbus Buckeyes(4) vs. Washington Wildcats
Poised for their come back & in desperate need to defend home field advantage, the Bucks take on the late surging Wildcats. The wildcats seem to catch fire late every season, but it may be too little too late... i thought about making a nice comparison for this game.. but then i was struck with a vision of joe cab in heels & well... my eyes are still a bit blurry... but it burns..
The game that somebody has to win.. maybe.. it could always end 3-3. actually, chances are this could be the most exciting game of the day as both teams have been playing ole` all season.
Murder City Devils(3) vs. Megatropolis Tigers
Not a good time to catch the Devils as they are still smartin' from the smitin' from C3. The #1 or #2 spot also sits just waiting for them depending on the outcome of another match up.
Canton Hall Of Famers(2) vs. Michigan Panthers(1)
Yaaawn.. nuthin to see here folks.. just two teams playin' ball. #1 & #2 face off yet again in a season where it has not paid to #1. Meanwhile Michigan is finally at the place people keep telling them they should be. The owner has been trying to fend off such remarks like projectile monkey feces.. but the poop stuck & now, for better or worse, there they are.
Maryland Iron Maidens(8) vs. Milwaukee Fire(5)
Upstart maidens vs the fire in a true test of defense vs offense. Marylands been riding on the backs of their D all season but could a playoff spot be a burden too heavy to bear? On the flip side, the fire look to get a taste of that home field advantage action.
Lexington Mob vs. Detroit Soldiers
The nasty love/hate between Detroit Lexington & Maryland plays out for yet another week as they continue to tussle for the right to make sweet sweet playoff love to the number 8 spot. Maybe if Lexington were a quiet & demure aristocratic schoolgirl whose silhouette belies her now legal age, and Detroit were the foul mouthed bad girl from the wrong side of the tracks who's sass is matched only by her figure, and they were to play this game in mudd, during a rainstorm ... wait.. what was i talkin about earlier....
Hartford Hurricanes vs. Seattle Reign(7)
Hartford still has a chance to leave it's mark on the season, by robbing other teams of their hopes & dreams. Seattle is just barely hanging on to their 7 seed & could easily fall into to the fiesty.. sweet succulent girlfight happening at the #8 spot.. and if Seattle was a dark haired exchange student, with dark pools for eyes, who's accent was as exotic as the creamy off color tone of her soft skin... um... something something.. football.. pass.. run.. something..
Carson City Cubes vs. Pontiac War Kittens (6)
The kittens are all riled up after being doused two straight weeks & look to take their tensions out on the giant killer cubes.. but it's hard to argue against the sight of wet, water soaked kittens (you thought i was gonna use another word for cats... but NO.. i decided not to say felines) .. hair matted & skin taught & alert due to exposure.. but Carson city's got bounce.. and you can never underestimate bounce.. especially if it were one of those tall red haired librarians, with a thing for geometry, especially when the take off their secretary style glasses & let their hair down releasing a sea of rippling seemingly endless waves, and filling out every inch of fabric in that classic white business blouse exposing the tell tale freckles scattered across the pale olive toned valley & form fitting skirt... *ahem*.. anyway.. both teams..the um whats its & the er.. other will play.. something..
Columbus Buckeyes(4) vs. Washington Wildcats
Poised for their come back & in desperate need to defend home field advantage, the Bucks take on the late surging Wildcats. The wildcats seem to catch fire late every season, but it may be too little too late... i thought about making a nice comparison for this game.. but then i was struck with a vision of joe cab in heels & well... my eyes are still a bit blurry... but it burns..
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