I'm not very good at these, but I haven't seen any up the last couple weeks so if you don't like them, kiss my butt.
Chicago Inferno at Lakewood Lancers
Both teams come into the game riding losing streaks. Chicago is sitting just outside the 8th seed and looking in. Lakewood has already been kicked out of town and are now playing for respect. The Inferno is just starting to heat up again and make their final push for the playoffs. Chicago takes this one easily, 40-3.
Tana River Ewoks at Houston Toxins
After making the playoffs last season, Houston has had to retool their team. They have done well and won some games, but they still need some work before they will be back in playoff discussion. Ewoks leave Houston with the victory, 46-6.
Dallas Hitmen at Possum Trot Plague
Dallas has been struggling but have put together two consecutive wins. Possum Trot has been playing good and have lost three straight. Something is wrong with this. Look for the Plague to make it right as they take one from Dallas, 33-10.
Las Vegas Aces at Los Angeles Express
The Aces have improved this season. Unfortunately that doesn't help this game. Los Angeles is happy for this game as they have four tougher games to finish off the regular season. Look for LA to walk away with this game early, 45-10.
Timpanogos Thunder at Seattle Buffalo
One team has one win, one team has one loss. Not going to be pretty. Another blowout in the West. Does Thunder scare Buffalo? Thunder rolls, 64-0.
Honolulu Beach Boys at Montana Crow
Best vs worse. How do you think this will turn out? The only real bet here is will Montana score? I'm going with the underdog and saying yes. 70-3
Mighty Chihuahuas at Minnesota Mountain Lions
The Mountain Lions have separated themselves from the bottom of the conference and have played pretty well this season. The Chihuahuas have grown accustom to their new home. How often is such a small dog such a big favorite over a mountain lion? Te Quiero Taco Bell, 30-7.
*** West Game of the Week ***
Eugene SLUGs at Long Beach Dub All-Stars
The Slugs have been on fire lately, winning six in a row. That is the second longest current win streak in the West. Long Beach has righted their ship since their loss to the Express. This game will help determine playoff seeding as both teams sit at 7-4. Unfortunately for Eugene, the game is in Long Beach beside a really big supply of salt water. Long Beach takes the only close game in the West, 17-15.
Chicago Inferno at Lakewood Lancers
Both teams come into the game riding losing streaks. Chicago is sitting just outside the 8th seed and looking in. Lakewood has already been kicked out of town and are now playing for respect. The Inferno is just starting to heat up again and make their final push for the playoffs. Chicago takes this one easily, 40-3.
Tana River Ewoks at Houston Toxins
After making the playoffs last season, Houston has had to retool their team. They have done well and won some games, but they still need some work before they will be back in playoff discussion. Ewoks leave Houston with the victory, 46-6.
Dallas Hitmen at Possum Trot Plague
Dallas has been struggling but have put together two consecutive wins. Possum Trot has been playing good and have lost three straight. Something is wrong with this. Look for the Plague to make it right as they take one from Dallas, 33-10.
Las Vegas Aces at Los Angeles Express
The Aces have improved this season. Unfortunately that doesn't help this game. Los Angeles is happy for this game as they have four tougher games to finish off the regular season. Look for LA to walk away with this game early, 45-10.
Timpanogos Thunder at Seattle Buffalo
One team has one win, one team has one loss. Not going to be pretty. Another blowout in the West. Does Thunder scare Buffalo? Thunder rolls, 64-0.
Honolulu Beach Boys at Montana Crow
Best vs worse. How do you think this will turn out? The only real bet here is will Montana score? I'm going with the underdog and saying yes. 70-3
Mighty Chihuahuas at Minnesota Mountain Lions
The Mountain Lions have separated themselves from the bottom of the conference and have played pretty well this season. The Chihuahuas have grown accustom to their new home. How often is such a small dog such a big favorite over a mountain lion? Te Quiero Taco Bell, 30-7.
*** West Game of the Week ***
Eugene SLUGs at Long Beach Dub All-Stars
The Slugs have been on fire lately, winning six in a row. That is the second longest current win streak in the West. Long Beach has righted their ship since their loss to the Express. This game will help determine playoff seeding as both teams sit at 7-4. Unfortunately for Eugene, the game is in Long Beach beside a really big supply of salt water. Long Beach takes the only close game in the West, 17-15.






























