aka the "Exaggeration is a double edged sword" edition..
a little dual title action a la Rocky & Bullwinkle
New Jersey Vikings vs. Washington Wildcats
Murder City Devils(2) vs. Pontiac War Kittens(1)
Canton Hall Of Famers(6) vs. Milwaukee Fire(4)
Michigan Panthers(5) vs. Detroit Soldiers(7)
Maryland Iron Maidens vs. Seattle Reign(8)
Lexington Mob vs. New York Huskies
Hartford Hurricanes vs. Megatropolis Tigers
Columbus Buckeyes(3) vs. Carson City Cubes
The war of attrition at the top continues this week as more potential top seeds go at it in an attempt to see who can pull out enough of the stops to get a win & still save some stops to pull in the playoffs. We could settle the 1-6 seeds with a game of hungry hungry hippos & have a better chance at making a perfect run through the last conference games.
New Jersey Vikings vs. Washington Wildcats
Wildcats seem to be having a scrimmage game this week. Word on the playground is if they break fifty, they get to have snacks after recess!! Which is awesome because I always bring extra juice boxes in my Silverhawks lunch box, & nuthin goes with a snack quite like a juice box. Silveeeeeeeerhaaaaawks! (it was either SIlverhawks, Kissyfur or Shirt Tales, what would you have done??)
Murder City Devils(2) vs. Pontiac War Kittens(1)
A clash of contrasting styles as the kittens are in yet another 1 vs 2 contest. Despite having been at the #1 spot for as long as anyone, people still have yet to really focus their attention on the kittens. Maybe it's cause kittens are just so darn KYOOT!! Look at them.. they're 10 and one.. maybe we should give them some credi.. omg look one of them has yarn & is playing with it on his tummy!!!
Canton Hall Of Famers(6) vs. Milwaukee Fire(4)
Given last weeks exuberant reaction to a win vs Michigan, should the fire pull this one out i expect no less than a paragraph of fanfare retelling the game (IN ALL CAPS OF COURSE BECAUSE IN MILWAUKEE THEY WORK HARD TO FOR GLORY SO THAT THEY CAN USE CAPITALS AFTER THE GAME), followed by an extended retelling of how last season Canton came to milwaukee, unleashed ninjas on their sideline during them game, then proceeded to pillage & rape the fair women citizens of Milwaukee like some sort of Viking raiding party, thus motivating them to overcome impossible odds, and thus reclaiming the lost honor of Milwaukee's once chaste, now sullied heffe..er maiden population. Of course none of that is true.. but the only thing more potent than the Fire passing game is the poo tipped arrows flung by their propaganda department, where history is rewritten on the fly & facts are considered an unnecessary evil. Meanwhile, the now surging "no Baywatch references please" HoF'ers look to wedge themselves & their 5 game winning streak into the final four. But to do that, first, they must lead a seemingly obvious guerilla assault with a rag tag group of pilots against more enemies than they can possibly have enough ammo to shoot down as they attempt to topple a planet destroying space station, by giving it a photon enema. Stay on target... Staaay on target... (get it..?? cause i said wedge.. and wedge was a pilot.. as in antilles.. & he was in the trench run... remember? You know what.. forget it, forgit IT, and forget YOU and your blatant lack of appreciation for random pop culture references...just who do you think YOU are anyway? think your so high & mighty...)
Michigan Panthers(5) vs. Detroit Soldiers(7)
A dangerous matchup as two ranked teams both look to turn the tides of their respective fortunes after coming off losses. Detroit has a lot to play for, as apparently beating Michigan will for one day: randomly cure and/or prevent cancer, cause rainy skies to clear up, make babies smile, cause your wife and/or girlfriend to stop being so frigid, cause that whistling music from the enzyte commercials to be your personal anthem for a day, get you a spare chance & community chest card for monopoly, and cause the skies to part, and open the way for the spiritual savior of your belief system of choice to descend to the mortal plane, buy you a glass of your favorite drink, and just sit & chill with you for about 30-45 minutes, before explaining life clarifying questions like "why the hell do people like grey's anatomy?" & "Will we EVER know what the hell that island on LOST is all about???"
Maryland Iron Maidens vs. Seattle Reign(8)
The battle for the 8th seed, round 3!!!! FOUR games to go.. THREE things that aren't um.. random & totally unrelated to this game.., TWO identical Records.. and ONE playoff spot... coming this summer.. celebrate your Independence like a true american.. by depriving other people of their hopes and dreams!!! Maidens vs Reign... in the game that someone will inevitably win. Be there!!... or.. don't.. and watch the replay at any point in the future at your convenience if you have enough time..
Lexington Mob vs. New York Huskies
No one from either of these teams will probably even read this, so why bother.. unless the rest of you are really keen on hearing about this game... someone...? anyone...? yeah, didn't think so.
Hartford Hurricanes vs. Megatropolis Tigers
This game would make a great episode of MXC. I herreby dub this game, Kenny Blankenship's Painful Game of the Week! And remember Kenny's motto... DON'T!! GET!!! ELIMINAT..oooooh waitit'stoolateforthatmybadnevermind..
Columbus Buckeyes(3) vs. Carson City Cubes
Well.. it was fun while it lasted Carson City.. now it's time to leave the Candyland world of the conference cellar & head into the rough & tumble game of Life at the top... only problem is someone told Columbus that the game of the day was Risk, and they turned in their cards & now their moving their armies across Eurasia. (see that clever play on words.. i said Eurasia.. but i meant your as.. well.. nevermind.. you don't get it.. it was too clever.. )
a little dual title action a la Rocky & Bullwinkle
New Jersey Vikings vs. Washington Wildcats
Murder City Devils(2) vs. Pontiac War Kittens(1)
Canton Hall Of Famers(6) vs. Milwaukee Fire(4)
Michigan Panthers(5) vs. Detroit Soldiers(7)
Maryland Iron Maidens vs. Seattle Reign(8)
Lexington Mob vs. New York Huskies
Hartford Hurricanes vs. Megatropolis Tigers
Columbus Buckeyes(3) vs. Carson City Cubes
The war of attrition at the top continues this week as more potential top seeds go at it in an attempt to see who can pull out enough of the stops to get a win & still save some stops to pull in the playoffs. We could settle the 1-6 seeds with a game of hungry hungry hippos & have a better chance at making a perfect run through the last conference games.
New Jersey Vikings vs. Washington Wildcats
Wildcats seem to be having a scrimmage game this week. Word on the playground is if they break fifty, they get to have snacks after recess!! Which is awesome because I always bring extra juice boxes in my Silverhawks lunch box, & nuthin goes with a snack quite like a juice box. Silveeeeeeeerhaaaaawks! (it was either SIlverhawks, Kissyfur or Shirt Tales, what would you have done??)
Murder City Devils(2) vs. Pontiac War Kittens(1)
A clash of contrasting styles as the kittens are in yet another 1 vs 2 contest. Despite having been at the #1 spot for as long as anyone, people still have yet to really focus their attention on the kittens. Maybe it's cause kittens are just so darn KYOOT!! Look at them.. they're 10 and one.. maybe we should give them some credi.. omg look one of them has yarn & is playing with it on his tummy!!!
Canton Hall Of Famers(6) vs. Milwaukee Fire(4)
Given last weeks exuberant reaction to a win vs Michigan, should the fire pull this one out i expect no less than a paragraph of fanfare retelling the game (IN ALL CAPS OF COURSE BECAUSE IN MILWAUKEE THEY WORK HARD TO FOR GLORY SO THAT THEY CAN USE CAPITALS AFTER THE GAME), followed by an extended retelling of how last season Canton came to milwaukee, unleashed ninjas on their sideline during them game, then proceeded to pillage & rape the fair women citizens of Milwaukee like some sort of Viking raiding party, thus motivating them to overcome impossible odds, and thus reclaiming the lost honor of Milwaukee's once chaste, now sullied heffe..er maiden population. Of course none of that is true.. but the only thing more potent than the Fire passing game is the poo tipped arrows flung by their propaganda department, where history is rewritten on the fly & facts are considered an unnecessary evil. Meanwhile, the now surging "no Baywatch references please" HoF'ers look to wedge themselves & their 5 game winning streak into the final four. But to do that, first, they must lead a seemingly obvious guerilla assault with a rag tag group of pilots against more enemies than they can possibly have enough ammo to shoot down as they attempt to topple a planet destroying space station, by giving it a photon enema. Stay on target... Staaay on target... (get it..?? cause i said wedge.. and wedge was a pilot.. as in antilles.. & he was in the trench run... remember? You know what.. forget it, forgit IT, and forget YOU and your blatant lack of appreciation for random pop culture references...just who do you think YOU are anyway? think your so high & mighty...)
Michigan Panthers(5) vs. Detroit Soldiers(7)
A dangerous matchup as two ranked teams both look to turn the tides of their respective fortunes after coming off losses. Detroit has a lot to play for, as apparently beating Michigan will for one day: randomly cure and/or prevent cancer, cause rainy skies to clear up, make babies smile, cause your wife and/or girlfriend to stop being so frigid, cause that whistling music from the enzyte commercials to be your personal anthem for a day, get you a spare chance & community chest card for monopoly, and cause the skies to part, and open the way for the spiritual savior of your belief system of choice to descend to the mortal plane, buy you a glass of your favorite drink, and just sit & chill with you for about 30-45 minutes, before explaining life clarifying questions like "why the hell do people like grey's anatomy?" & "Will we EVER know what the hell that island on LOST is all about???"
Maryland Iron Maidens vs. Seattle Reign(8)
The battle for the 8th seed, round 3!!!! FOUR games to go.. THREE things that aren't um.. random & totally unrelated to this game.., TWO identical Records.. and ONE playoff spot... coming this summer.. celebrate your Independence like a true american.. by depriving other people of their hopes and dreams!!! Maidens vs Reign... in the game that someone will inevitably win. Be there!!... or.. don't.. and watch the replay at any point in the future at your convenience if you have enough time..
Lexington Mob vs. New York Huskies
No one from either of these teams will probably even read this, so why bother.. unless the rest of you are really keen on hearing about this game... someone...? anyone...? yeah, didn't think so.
Hartford Hurricanes vs. Megatropolis Tigers
This game would make a great episode of MXC. I herreby dub this game, Kenny Blankenship's Painful Game of the Week! And remember Kenny's motto... DON'T!! GET!!! ELIMINAT..oooooh waitit'stoolateforthatmybadnevermind..
Columbus Buckeyes(3) vs. Carson City Cubes
Well.. it was fun while it lasted Carson City.. now it's time to leave the Candyland world of the conference cellar & head into the rough & tumble game of Life at the top... only problem is someone told Columbus that the game of the day was Risk, and they turned in their cards & now their moving their armies across Eurasia. (see that clever play on words.. i said Eurasia.. but i meant your as.. well.. nevermind.. you don't get it.. it was too clever.. )
Last edited Jul 5, 2008 02:48:02
