Warrior General Games

Yeah I still have my job so now I continue to have free time(lol?) and looking for a side project on the owning side of the ball. My resume speaks for itself:

Owner:
http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/team.pl?team_id=5902


Former Owner of Former Teams that no longer exist:

GOSEATTLE Tiny Avatar Jungle
Parry Gripp's Tiny Avatar Village
Wu Dang Kung Fu Academy
GLB Addicts WL or Bust (it busted)

- I've also imagined at one time or another owning every WL champion since inception.

- I once held the door open for w_alloy.

- I can spell choad forwards and backwards. I can also pronounce it in Mandarin (or with a bad Mandarin accent, if desired).


only considering offers from teams IN CONTENTION, no desperate projects for a roster that isn't able to compete.

INB4 - Elite SCRUB looking for new Project!

i think if i recall from S15 or so... lolWU? is that the correct response?

Originally posted by gbororats
i think if i recall from S15 or so... lolWU? is that the correct response?

WU HU!

so you just want to own the team while coordinators do all the work? or you gonna fuck shit up?

Originally posted by ninja turtles
so you just want to own the team while coordinators do all the work? or you gonna fuck shit up?

As Wikod can attest, I am very good at doing #ownerthings:

- I have not once failed to click the little box that says "Renew ownership"

- I have brought in the finest of peptalkers after the peptalk script got nerfed.

- I make sure never to offer potential build advice which will only get laughed at.

- I bring the sheep dip.

Originally posted by vladykins
As Wikod can attest, I am very good at doing #ownerthings:

- I have not once failed to click the little box that says "Renew ownership"

- I have brought in the finest of peptalkers after the peptalk script got nerfed.

- I make sure never to offer potential build advice which will only get laughed at.

- I bring the sheep dip.



These are all valid points being made why would anyone not want to be a part of this!!!!!!!!!

does the addicts still exist? If so get me access.

Originally posted by Ubasstards
does the addicts still exist? If so get me access.

Invite sended!


This is the type of quick action you can expect from an elite owner like me, as long as it is during regular business hours in the continental US, operators are standing by.

I am in Cambodia and it is 11:40 pm. Who will provide quick action in my time zone?

Originally posted by Ubasstards
I am in Cambodia and it is 11:40 pm. Who will provide quick action in my time zone?

During those hours, I outsource my #ownerthings to a hooker in Bangkok.

Originally posted by vladykins
During those hours, I outsource my #ownerthings to a hooker in Bangkok.

1 hour flight away so works for me

Most people think that owners don't really do anything for their teams.

Well, let me tell you: I have been doing nothing for *my* teams since Season 6. Just take a look at my GM listing on my homepage. I have literally scores of teams I do nothing for, whether it is as co-owner, head coach, some type of coordinator, recruiter, or even just GM. I have taken this skill to GLB2 as well, where I am General Manager of Doof.