*** - STARTERS
ALPHA
Offense
*** pQB - Karl Emil Maximilian Weber http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2476021
rQB - Jim Shughes http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2471251
*** HB - DISA Jerome Bettis http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2559753
HB - Quasimodo http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2565671
sHB - Unintentional Dong http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2482999
*** oFB - Derek Upton http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2511125
bFB - Kyler Rafiki http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2938606
*** rTE - Karl Heinrich Marx http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2476026
rTE - Devon Snowden http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2475260
bTE - DISA Dave Casper http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2565347
*** Slot WR - Lucas McGowan http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2473517
*** WR - I Don't Want Love http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2468912
*** WR - Gasai Yuno http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2399845
WR - Jesspher Giggles http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2486689
WR - Mercury Morris IV http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2486684
WR - Jiddy's Free Player http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2484262
*** OT - O TTT http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2535423
*** OT - Butta Roll http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=3018453
OT - Karamel I http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2495752
OT - Joe Staley http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2396825
*** OG - O GGG http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2535421
*** OG - DISA Heartley Anderson http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2565434
OG - Bubba Cakemaker http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2601965
OG - DISA Bert Metzger http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2565237
C - Pirates Center http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2529434
*** C - Alexander Mack http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2533700
Defense
*** DT - Boomer Wang http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2559469
*** DT - Stephen. Paea. http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2498917
DT - Tre Stones http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2475816
*** DE - Eugene Greene http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2363328
*** DE - Flint Beastwood http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2527835
DE - DISA Alan Page http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2559321
DE - George Aghajanian http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2473695
*** cLB -Second Coming http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2468922
*** cLB - Zaire Anderson http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2822474
cLB - Easy Goer http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=3500696
cLB - VDA Blitzer http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2486067
cLB - Jimmie Patterson http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2544637
*** bLB - Roman Bird Dog http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2468920
*** cCB - Picked Pocket http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2558072
*** cCB - Flint Stone http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2410896
*** cCB - Half Acre Chicagolopolis http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2534479
cCB - Storm Chaser http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2488499
cCB - DISA Frank Leahy http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2573135
bCB - The 8th Reindeer http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=3009715
*** FS - Free Player Safety http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2532871
FS - Draco Malfoy http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2475416
*** SS - Mickey Mouseovich http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2502947
SS - Donnie Cursino http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2471983
Special Teams
K- Acez http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2528695
P- Dropping Bombs http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2469752
KR/PR - Longhornfan XXX: I Do The Weird Stuff!!! http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2528542
STOP - _Willie Pless_ http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2472473
STOP - Gian Maria Volonte http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2259227
STOP - Jeremy "Headhunter" Pironciak http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2301535
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Zeta
Offense
*** pQB - Tim Freebow http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2483970
rQB - Turd Ferguson http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2359947
*** HB - Lucas Sanderson http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2493770
HB - Darrin Shell http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2904671
sHB - ~ Bardock ~ http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2563196
*** oFB - Jerome Bettis. http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2403146
bFB - Fred Beasly http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2394116
*** rTE - Michael Wang http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2569956
rTE - _Heath Miller_ http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2557931
bTE - Toki Wartooth http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2525328
*** Slot WR - Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2442091
***WR - Attack of the Flying Turtle http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2525759
*** WR - Famous Wang http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2473345
WR - Do Not Fall Down Stairs http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2532153
WR - Aaron Couples http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2821322
WR - Waste of flex http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2473666
*** OT - Captain Rhodes http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2815038
*** OT - Doom LT http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2529146
OT - I. B. Lever http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2402484
OT - Mother Right http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2564574
*** OG - Colonel John Casey http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2557998
*** OG - Jesus OG http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2564474
OG - Padme Amidala http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2438608
OG - S_c_U_m BuCkEt http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2544190
C - C 25 http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2574225
*** C - ~ Chiaoztu ~ http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2563214
Defense
*** DT - Tommie Harris http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2400926
*** DT - Antler Spray http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2296765
DT - Ellis Mayo http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2474410
*** DE - Sledgehammer Bolt http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2480638
*** DE - Sean McWard http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2488913
DE - Jason Babin. http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2400784
DE - RE Duck http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2529359
***cLB - Ghosts N Stuff http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2575448
***cLB - ~ Cooler ~ http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2563247
cLB - Boba Fett http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2439199
cLB - Peter Pettigrew http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2474961
cLB - Evil Corona http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2584875
*** bLB - Deacon Rodgers http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2544597
*** cCB - Atrell Hawkins http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2401159
*** cCB - Shutdown D http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2537528
*** cCB - Crunch Curry http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2495583
cCB - Marquis Delacruz http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2439323
cCB - Everson Walls '81 http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2524775
bCB - ~ Majin Vegeta ~ http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2578684
*** FS - Alfredo Sur http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2818294
FS - Big Baller Shot Caller http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2493161
*** SS - ReBeL MoNkEY http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2562573
SS - Robbie Harrison http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2523445
Special Teams
P- ~ Taipon ~ http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2563273
K- Jiddy's Mistress http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2473235
KR/PR - RU Ready http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2842041
STOP - MT% is for cowards http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2473639
STOP - Thank You Very Much http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2526940
STOP - Navorro Bowman http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2573087
Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the Season 34 Season World League Pro Bowl event. All the stars are out tonight for this epic matchup of Zeta vs. Alpha. The long awaited head to head of Freebow vs. Weber. The Alpha's dominated the statistical board this season so it should be an interesting matchup to say the least. Let's get straight to the action.
You can start here if you want to watch the whole game in action: http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450751
Quarter 1: Alpha receives first.
- Quick drive for Alpha. 3 and out highlighted by Zeta's Sledgehammer Bolt with a huge sack to get this off to a great start.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450753
Zeta gets the punt.
- Quick drive for Zeta. 3 and out highlighted by Stephen Paea's TFL on Luke Sanderson. http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450757
Alpha gets the punt.
- A nice 3rd down pick up by DISA Jerome Bettis finds the first non 3 and out of the game. http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450762
- A couple plays later Weber picks up the first with a 40 yard sling to Jesspher Giggles.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450765
- Alpha would settle for a field goal on this drive after that by Acez.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450769
Alpha 3 Zeta 0
Zeta receives the kickoff.
- A couple key first downs were followed up by Fergusen igniting the excitement from the Zeta sideline. A big 20 yard run from the QB.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450776
- Huge play down the middle strike from Freebow to Do not Fall Down Stairs puts Zeta in the Red zone.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450780
- Unfortunately a 3 and out from there and Zeta ties it up with a FG of their own from Jiddy's Mistress.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450784
Alpha 3 Zeta 3
Alpha receives the kickoff.
- Key stop from Zeta's Delacruz here forces a 3 and out from Alpha.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450788
Zeta receives the punt.
- Zeta takes it through the end of the first quarter with a 3 and out.
END OF THE 1ST QUARTER: ALPHA 3 ZETA 3
Alpha receives the punt.
- Huge sack from RE Duck here forces the long 3rd down.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450795
- Weber fires back with a 22 yard pass to Luke McGowan for the first.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450796
- Alpha goes backwards from there and Zeta once again forces a punt.
Zeta receives the punt.
- Freebow hooks up with Couples for a 24 yard pass to keep the drive alive.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450805
- Alpha's Flint Beastwood follows that big play up with a sack on Freebow.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450806
- And VDA Blitzer follows up 2 plays later sending Freebow back even more with another sack forcing another punt.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450808
Alpha receives the punt.
- Ellis Mayo forces a fumble from Unintentional Dong and gives the ball back to Zeta inside the 40.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450815
Turnover recovered by Zeta's Robbie Harrison
- A couple quick plays later Freebow finds Aaron Couples for the first TD of the game.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450822
Zeta 10 Alpha 3
Alpha receives the kick.
- Jim Shughes wastes little time taking back 6 for Alpha on this 80 yard scamper for the TD.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450826
- Extra point missed.
Alpha 9 Zeta 10
Zeta receives the kick.
- Freebow hooks up with Michael Wang on a 26 yard pass to start a drive.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450829
- A play later Freebow goes deep to Waste of Flex for a 47 yard td to put Zeta back up 7.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450830
Zeta 17 Alpha 9
Alpha receives the kick.
- Zeta forces a quick Alpha 3 and out and gets the ball back with just over a minute to play in the half.
Zeta receives the punt.
- Zeta unable to make anything of the final minute of play and gives it back to Alpha who ends the first half.
HALFTIME: ZETA 17 ALPHA 9
Zeta receives the opening kickoff of the second half.
- Alpha makes quick work of Zeta's drive and forces the first punt of the second half.
Alpha receives the punt.
- Karl looks deep to Luke McGowan near the sidelines on third and long and comes up short finding Zeta's Shutdown D for an interception.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450854
Zeta takes over after the turnover on their own 48.
- Freebow comes back right away with a 10 yard pass to _Heath Miller_ up the right sidelines to get them into enemy territory.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450855
- But on the very next play Alpha's FF king Second Coming puts the hurting on Bardock and coughs one loose giving the ball back to Alpha.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450856
Alpha takes over after the turnover on their own 39.
- A 20 yard strike from Weber to Giggles sets up Alpha inside Zeta's 40 yard line.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450857
- Alpha couldn't move the ball anywhere after that and was forced into a long FG attempt. One in which was missed by kicker Acez.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450861
Zeta takes over after the missed FG.
- After a couple steady plays Alpha gets confused on their zones and leaves Michael Wang wide open for a 31 yard touchdown.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450866
Zeta 24 Alpha 9
Alpha receives the kickoff.
- The zone snafu's continue as Zeta comes out confused themselves leaving Alpha reception leader McGowan wide open for an 80 yard pass.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450869
Zeta 24 Alpha 16
Zeta receives the kickoff.
- A nice stop on Turd Ferguson by Malfoy results in another Zeta punt.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450874
Alpha receives the punt.
- A 3 and out forces a punt by Alpha however during the punt Jeremy "Headhunter" Pironciak forces R U Ready to give it right back to them inside the 30 yard line. Fumble recovered by Alpha's Gian Maria Volonté.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450879
- Bad news for Alpha as 2 plays later Derek Upton gives the ball back to Zeta on a forced fumble via Peter Pettigrew.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450881
Zeta takes over on fumble recovered by Big Baller Shot Caller.
- Bad defense getting out of hand as defenders are just getting lost now. Freebow hooks up a second date with Aaron Couples finding him yet again for a 59 yard score.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450886
Zeta 31 Alpha 16
Alpha receives the kick.
- The Tim Tebow of dotball Jim Shughes shows he actually does have an arm as he finds Gasai Yuno across the middle for 37 yards.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450889
END OF 3rd QUARTER: Zeta 31 Alpha 16
- A methodical drive as Weber looks poised for a comeback. He hits DISA Jerome Bettis over the middle for an 18 yard score.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450895
Zeta 31 Alpha 23
Zeta receives the kick.
- Zeta comes up empty after 4 plays and punts it back to Alpha.
Alpha receives the punt.
- Alpha unable to deliver as well and they punt it right back to Zeta.
Zeta receives the punt.
- Just when you thought the action was cooling off, Waste of Flex performs this brilliant and amazing Juke that leaves 4 defenders in the dust as he rides his pony express towards a 52 yard td. His second of the day.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450911
Zeta 38 Alpha 23
Alpha receives the kick.
- Weber looks frustrated out there and goes 3 and out but on the punt, Gian Maria Volonté shines again being a part of a second FF on Zeta returner R U Ready.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450917
Alpha takes over on a fumble recovery by Draco Malfoy.
- Weber finds his teammate I don't need ur love over the middle for 22 yards.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450918
- Unintentional Dong caps off the scoring drive with this 1 yard barrel into the endzone.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450920
Zeta 38 Alpha 30
Zeta receives the kick.
- Zeta tries to ground and pound this game to an end but Alpha's Jimmie Patterson comes up huge with a FF on Lucas Sanderson leaving Alpha with a chance.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450926
Alpha takes over on a fumble recovery by DISA Alan Page.
- 2 plays later Alpha MVP Weber finds a familiar name in his teammate and top TE Marx for a big 37 yard play putting them inside the Zeta 5.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450928
- GLB's version of Tebow, Jim Shughes isn't done with his miracles yet. He finds I Don't Need UR Love for a 3 yard touchdown setting up for a 2 point conversion to tie this baby up.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450929
- The Alpha bench erupts in protest as Alpha coach Catch22 Alpha calls Unintentional Dong's number over DISA Jerome Bettis for the 2 point conversion. The conversion fails and leaves Alpha down by 2 now late in the 4th. Game saving tackle made by Ghost's N Stuff.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450930
Zeta receives the kickoff.
- Alpha just unable to stop the 4 horsemen of Sanderson, Bardock, Snell, and Fergusen as they plow for a pair of first downs leading to another Freebow kneel moment.
FINAL SCORE: ZETA 38 ALPHA 36
HELL of a game between the 2 sides. It really looked like Zeta was going to run away with it for awhile there but the Alpha defense buckled down and Weber took over late in the game in his natural comeback style. Difference of the game however comes down to the questionable call by Coach Catch22 Alpha. Our reporters are heading down on the field looking for some comments from both the winning and loses benches.
Meanwhile, let's take a look at the stats.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=7960
Offensive player of the game without a doubt goes to Zeta QB, Tim Freebow.
22/34, 344.5yds, 5 TD, 0 Int
Just an amazing day from Freebow. You can catch the WL 3 time MVP in the World League championship against the Cox. Wang against Cox. The battle of the schlong jokes.
Also defensive player of the game goes to Zeta LB, Peter Pettigrew.
4 tackles, 1 FF
Peter's FF struck deeply in the Alpha wounds as they were primed for a big drive and on the comeback trail before Pettigrew's forced fumble leading to yet another Freebow td drive.
And the Special Teams player of the game goes to Zeta Kicker Jiddy's Mistress.
1-1 FG, 5-5 XP, 6 Touchbacks
Mistress was tasked a tough order today. Hold Longhorn XXX to absolutely nothing and he did pretty much just that. No mistakes is just what the doctor ordered for an MVP kicker.
And there you have it. There are your players of the game. We did have some reports to get to however it due to the grotesque language of the Alpha sidelines we had to cut them out of the report. In other news, Freebow is busy getting laid.
So there it is. SEE YA NEXT SEASON FOLKS!
ALPHA
Offense
*** pQB - Karl Emil Maximilian Weber http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2476021
rQB - Jim Shughes http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2471251
*** HB - DISA Jerome Bettis http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2559753
HB - Quasimodo http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2565671
sHB - Unintentional Dong http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2482999
*** oFB - Derek Upton http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2511125
bFB - Kyler Rafiki http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2938606
*** rTE - Karl Heinrich Marx http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2476026
rTE - Devon Snowden http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2475260
bTE - DISA Dave Casper http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2565347
*** Slot WR - Lucas McGowan http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2473517
*** WR - I Don't Want Love http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2468912
*** WR - Gasai Yuno http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2399845
WR - Jesspher Giggles http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2486689
WR - Mercury Morris IV http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2486684
WR - Jiddy's Free Player http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2484262
*** OT - O TTT http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2535423
*** OT - Butta Roll http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=3018453
OT - Karamel I http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2495752
OT - Joe Staley http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2396825
*** OG - O GGG http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2535421
*** OG - DISA Heartley Anderson http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2565434
OG - Bubba Cakemaker http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2601965
OG - DISA Bert Metzger http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2565237
C - Pirates Center http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2529434
*** C - Alexander Mack http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2533700
Defense
*** DT - Boomer Wang http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2559469
*** DT - Stephen. Paea. http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2498917
DT - Tre Stones http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2475816
*** DE - Eugene Greene http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2363328
*** DE - Flint Beastwood http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2527835
DE - DISA Alan Page http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2559321
DE - George Aghajanian http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2473695
*** cLB -Second Coming http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2468922
*** cLB - Zaire Anderson http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2822474
cLB - Easy Goer http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=3500696
cLB - VDA Blitzer http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2486067
cLB - Jimmie Patterson http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2544637
*** bLB - Roman Bird Dog http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2468920
*** cCB - Picked Pocket http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2558072
*** cCB - Flint Stone http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2410896
*** cCB - Half Acre Chicagolopolis http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2534479
cCB - Storm Chaser http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2488499
cCB - DISA Frank Leahy http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2573135
bCB - The 8th Reindeer http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=3009715
*** FS - Free Player Safety http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2532871
FS - Draco Malfoy http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2475416
*** SS - Mickey Mouseovich http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2502947
SS - Donnie Cursino http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2471983
Special Teams
K- Acez http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2528695
P- Dropping Bombs http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2469752
KR/PR - Longhornfan XXX: I Do The Weird Stuff!!! http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2528542
STOP - _Willie Pless_ http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2472473
STOP - Gian Maria Volonte http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2259227
STOP - Jeremy "Headhunter" Pironciak http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2301535
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Zeta
Offense
*** pQB - Tim Freebow http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2483970
rQB - Turd Ferguson http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2359947
*** HB - Lucas Sanderson http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2493770
HB - Darrin Shell http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2904671
sHB - ~ Bardock ~ http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2563196
*** oFB - Jerome Bettis. http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2403146
bFB - Fred Beasly http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2394116
*** rTE - Michael Wang http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2569956
rTE - _Heath Miller_ http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2557931
bTE - Toki Wartooth http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2525328
*** Slot WR - Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2442091
***WR - Attack of the Flying Turtle http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2525759
*** WR - Famous Wang http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2473345
WR - Do Not Fall Down Stairs http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2532153
WR - Aaron Couples http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2821322
WR - Waste of flex http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2473666
*** OT - Captain Rhodes http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2815038
*** OT - Doom LT http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2529146
OT - I. B. Lever http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2402484
OT - Mother Right http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2564574
*** OG - Colonel John Casey http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2557998
*** OG - Jesus OG http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2564474
OG - Padme Amidala http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2438608
OG - S_c_U_m BuCkEt http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2544190
C - C 25 http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2574225
*** C - ~ Chiaoztu ~ http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2563214
Defense
*** DT - Tommie Harris http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2400926
*** DT - Antler Spray http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2296765
DT - Ellis Mayo http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2474410
*** DE - Sledgehammer Bolt http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2480638
*** DE - Sean McWard http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2488913
DE - Jason Babin. http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2400784
DE - RE Duck http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2529359
***cLB - Ghosts N Stuff http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2575448
***cLB - ~ Cooler ~ http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2563247
cLB - Boba Fett http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2439199
cLB - Peter Pettigrew http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2474961
cLB - Evil Corona http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2584875
*** bLB - Deacon Rodgers http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2544597
*** cCB - Atrell Hawkins http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2401159
*** cCB - Shutdown D http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2537528
*** cCB - Crunch Curry http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2495583
cCB - Marquis Delacruz http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2439323
cCB - Everson Walls '81 http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2524775
bCB - ~ Majin Vegeta ~ http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2578684
*** FS - Alfredo Sur http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2818294
FS - Big Baller Shot Caller http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2493161
*** SS - ReBeL MoNkEY http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2562573
SS - Robbie Harrison http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2523445
Special Teams
P- ~ Taipon ~ http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2563273
K- Jiddy's Mistress http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2473235
KR/PR - RU Ready http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2842041
STOP - MT% is for cowards http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2473639
STOP - Thank You Very Much http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2526940
STOP - Navorro Bowman http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2573087
Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the Season 34 Season World League Pro Bowl event. All the stars are out tonight for this epic matchup of Zeta vs. Alpha. The long awaited head to head of Freebow vs. Weber. The Alpha's dominated the statistical board this season so it should be an interesting matchup to say the least. Let's get straight to the action.
You can start here if you want to watch the whole game in action: http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450751
Quarter 1: Alpha receives first.
- Quick drive for Alpha. 3 and out highlighted by Zeta's Sledgehammer Bolt with a huge sack to get this off to a great start.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450753
Zeta gets the punt.
- Quick drive for Zeta. 3 and out highlighted by Stephen Paea's TFL on Luke Sanderson. http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450757
Alpha gets the punt.
- A nice 3rd down pick up by DISA Jerome Bettis finds the first non 3 and out of the game. http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450762
- A couple plays later Weber picks up the first with a 40 yard sling to Jesspher Giggles.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450765
- Alpha would settle for a field goal on this drive after that by Acez.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450769
Alpha 3 Zeta 0
Zeta receives the kickoff.
- A couple key first downs were followed up by Fergusen igniting the excitement from the Zeta sideline. A big 20 yard run from the QB.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450776
- Huge play down the middle strike from Freebow to Do not Fall Down Stairs puts Zeta in the Red zone.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450780
- Unfortunately a 3 and out from there and Zeta ties it up with a FG of their own from Jiddy's Mistress.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450784
Alpha 3 Zeta 3
Alpha receives the kickoff.
- Key stop from Zeta's Delacruz here forces a 3 and out from Alpha.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450788
Zeta receives the punt.
- Zeta takes it through the end of the first quarter with a 3 and out.
END OF THE 1ST QUARTER: ALPHA 3 ZETA 3
Alpha receives the punt.
- Huge sack from RE Duck here forces the long 3rd down.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450795
- Weber fires back with a 22 yard pass to Luke McGowan for the first.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450796
- Alpha goes backwards from there and Zeta once again forces a punt.
Zeta receives the punt.
- Freebow hooks up with Couples for a 24 yard pass to keep the drive alive.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450805
- Alpha's Flint Beastwood follows that big play up with a sack on Freebow.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450806
- And VDA Blitzer follows up 2 plays later sending Freebow back even more with another sack forcing another punt.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450808
Alpha receives the punt.
- Ellis Mayo forces a fumble from Unintentional Dong and gives the ball back to Zeta inside the 40.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450815
Turnover recovered by Zeta's Robbie Harrison
- A couple quick plays later Freebow finds Aaron Couples for the first TD of the game.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450822
Zeta 10 Alpha 3
Alpha receives the kick.
- Jim Shughes wastes little time taking back 6 for Alpha on this 80 yard scamper for the TD.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450826
- Extra point missed.
Alpha 9 Zeta 10
Zeta receives the kick.
- Freebow hooks up with Michael Wang on a 26 yard pass to start a drive.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450829
- A play later Freebow goes deep to Waste of Flex for a 47 yard td to put Zeta back up 7.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450830
Zeta 17 Alpha 9
Alpha receives the kick.
- Zeta forces a quick Alpha 3 and out and gets the ball back with just over a minute to play in the half.
Zeta receives the punt.
- Zeta unable to make anything of the final minute of play and gives it back to Alpha who ends the first half.
HALFTIME: ZETA 17 ALPHA 9
Zeta receives the opening kickoff of the second half.
- Alpha makes quick work of Zeta's drive and forces the first punt of the second half.
Alpha receives the punt.
- Karl looks deep to Luke McGowan near the sidelines on third and long and comes up short finding Zeta's Shutdown D for an interception.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450854
Zeta takes over after the turnover on their own 48.
- Freebow comes back right away with a 10 yard pass to _Heath Miller_ up the right sidelines to get them into enemy territory.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450855
- But on the very next play Alpha's FF king Second Coming puts the hurting on Bardock and coughs one loose giving the ball back to Alpha.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450856
Alpha takes over after the turnover on their own 39.
- A 20 yard strike from Weber to Giggles sets up Alpha inside Zeta's 40 yard line.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450857
- Alpha couldn't move the ball anywhere after that and was forced into a long FG attempt. One in which was missed by kicker Acez.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450861
Zeta takes over after the missed FG.
- After a couple steady plays Alpha gets confused on their zones and leaves Michael Wang wide open for a 31 yard touchdown.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450866
Zeta 24 Alpha 9
Alpha receives the kickoff.
- The zone snafu's continue as Zeta comes out confused themselves leaving Alpha reception leader McGowan wide open for an 80 yard pass.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450869
Zeta 24 Alpha 16
Zeta receives the kickoff.
- A nice stop on Turd Ferguson by Malfoy results in another Zeta punt.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450874
Alpha receives the punt.
- A 3 and out forces a punt by Alpha however during the punt Jeremy "Headhunter" Pironciak forces R U Ready to give it right back to them inside the 30 yard line. Fumble recovered by Alpha's Gian Maria Volonté.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450879
- Bad news for Alpha as 2 plays later Derek Upton gives the ball back to Zeta on a forced fumble via Peter Pettigrew.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450881
Zeta takes over on fumble recovered by Big Baller Shot Caller.
- Bad defense getting out of hand as defenders are just getting lost now. Freebow hooks up a second date with Aaron Couples finding him yet again for a 59 yard score.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450886
Zeta 31 Alpha 16
Alpha receives the kick.
- The Tim Tebow of dotball Jim Shughes shows he actually does have an arm as he finds Gasai Yuno across the middle for 37 yards.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450889
END OF 3rd QUARTER: Zeta 31 Alpha 16
- A methodical drive as Weber looks poised for a comeback. He hits DISA Jerome Bettis over the middle for an 18 yard score.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450895
Zeta 31 Alpha 23
Zeta receives the kick.
- Zeta comes up empty after 4 plays and punts it back to Alpha.
Alpha receives the punt.
- Alpha unable to deliver as well and they punt it right back to Zeta.
Zeta receives the punt.
- Just when you thought the action was cooling off, Waste of Flex performs this brilliant and amazing Juke that leaves 4 defenders in the dust as he rides his pony express towards a 52 yard td. His second of the day.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450911
Zeta 38 Alpha 23
Alpha receives the kick.
- Weber looks frustrated out there and goes 3 and out but on the punt, Gian Maria Volonté shines again being a part of a second FF on Zeta returner R U Ready.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450917
Alpha takes over on a fumble recovery by Draco Malfoy.
- Weber finds his teammate I don't need ur love over the middle for 22 yards.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450918
- Unintentional Dong caps off the scoring drive with this 1 yard barrel into the endzone.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450920
Zeta 38 Alpha 30
Zeta receives the kick.
- Zeta tries to ground and pound this game to an end but Alpha's Jimmie Patterson comes up huge with a FF on Lucas Sanderson leaving Alpha with a chance.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450926
Alpha takes over on a fumble recovery by DISA Alan Page.
- 2 plays later Alpha MVP Weber finds a familiar name in his teammate and top TE Marx for a big 37 yard play putting them inside the Zeta 5.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450928
- GLB's version of Tebow, Jim Shughes isn't done with his miracles yet. He finds I Don't Need UR Love for a 3 yard touchdown setting up for a 2 point conversion to tie this baby up.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450929
- The Alpha bench erupts in protest as Alpha coach Catch22 Alpha calls Unintentional Dong's number over DISA Jerome Bettis for the 2 point conversion. The conversion fails and leaves Alpha down by 2 now late in the 4th. Game saving tackle made by Ghost's N Stuff.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450930
Zeta receives the kickoff.
- Alpha just unable to stop the 4 horsemen of Sanderson, Bardock, Snell, and Fergusen as they plow for a pair of first downs leading to another Freebow kneel moment.
FINAL SCORE: ZETA 38 ALPHA 36
HELL of a game between the 2 sides. It really looked like Zeta was going to run away with it for awhile there but the Alpha defense buckled down and Weber took over late in the game in his natural comeback style. Difference of the game however comes down to the questionable call by Coach Catch22 Alpha. Our reporters are heading down on the field looking for some comments from both the winning and loses benches.
Meanwhile, let's take a look at the stats.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=7960
Offensive player of the game without a doubt goes to Zeta QB, Tim Freebow.
22/34, 344.5yds, 5 TD, 0 Int
Just an amazing day from Freebow. You can catch the WL 3 time MVP in the World League championship against the Cox. Wang against Cox. The battle of the schlong jokes.
Also defensive player of the game goes to Zeta LB, Peter Pettigrew.
4 tackles, 1 FF
Peter's FF struck deeply in the Alpha wounds as they were primed for a big drive and on the comeback trail before Pettigrew's forced fumble leading to yet another Freebow td drive.
And the Special Teams player of the game goes to Zeta Kicker Jiddy's Mistress.
1-1 FG, 5-5 XP, 6 Touchbacks
Mistress was tasked a tough order today. Hold Longhorn XXX to absolutely nothing and he did pretty much just that. No mistakes is just what the doctor ordered for an MVP kicker.
And there you have it. There are your players of the game. We did have some reports to get to however it due to the grotesque language of the Alpha sidelines we had to cut them out of the report. In other news, Freebow is busy getting laid.
So there it is. SEE YA NEXT SEASON FOLKS!
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