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jetsown09
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So you know how they have those little notes about the game at the bottom of goallineblitz.com? I decided to take a look at those for once and examine the lies.


-"Custom, advanced game simulation engine"
Advanced? Lol no

-"Watch your strategies played out in real time
More like watch your strategies get simfucked in real time

-"Train your player from the ground up to be the type of player you want"
Nope, gotta build one way only or bust

-"Sign, cut, and trade players"
wat is a trade

-"Improve your stadium with new seats, sections, and amenities"
I came in expecting to be able to build Jumbotrons and set prices for parking, and I am mad bro


Bort, y u no tell truth? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)


Edited by jetsown09 on Mar 16, 2013 18:43:56
 
Ahrens858
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thread of upset
 
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Originally posted by Ahrens858
thread of upset


He is really bad at dotball, on verge of rage quit.
 
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-"Choose your player's race"
still unable to do this
 
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Originally posted by Pen15
-"Choose your player's race"
still unable to do this


or sexual preference.
 
InRomoWeTrust
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Originally posted by jetsown09

Bort, y u no tell truth? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ


It's ironic because your statements are much more outlandish than Bort's.
 
Sellars
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How come OP's name is JetsOwn, that is also misleading
 
Longhornfan1024
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jetsown is worse at GLB than the Jets are at NFL.
 
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but it's free
 
Deathblade
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Originally posted by jetsown09
-"Custom, advanced game simulation engine"
Advanced? Lol no


Quit here.

So butthurt.
 
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Joke thread is joke...
 
ezra_
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Originally posted by Pen15
-"Choose your player's race"
still unable to do this


ROFL.

Every other spots video game does indeed let you do that. I can only pick the color of my EQ and I am still not sure why.
 
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All true. Dumb post.
 
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Originally posted by qjam6
All true. Dumb post.


 
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Originally posted by Longhornfan1024
jetsown is worse at GLB than the Jets are at NFL.


 


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