Sephiroth: 'I have AIDS'
By Leonardo Raphael
April 8, 2008
Shortly after the shocking announcement that the PackMentality Werewolves (3-3) of the USA BBB League were trading their L8 RB Sephiroth to the South America AAA League's Pamora Shadow (2-12), Sephiroth held a press conference. Most thought it would be concerning the trade, but instead a bombshell was dropped by the young running back.
"I have AIDS," Sephiroth said as he stood tall at the podium. "I have kept it a secret for a while, but I am a sexually active gay male and unfortunately, my wreckless lifestyle has caught up with me. Somewhere along the way, I contracted HIV and now I have AIDS."
His medical condition was discovered when Sephiroth when he was randomly selected for a league mandated steroid test.
"Therefore, I would like to request that I be released from all football activities so I may retire in peace. My mother is elderly and old, and she has no one but me. Sending me to South America would be devastating to both her and me, especially since there are all sorts of diseases carried by mosquitos there that can destroy my immune system. Please release me."
When reporters went to the office of da raiders, the owner of the PackMentality Werewolves, he was caught suspiciously with his pants around his ankles and a jar of Vaseline on his desk. Displayed on his monitor was live video surveillance of the men's locker room.
"This is for security purposes," da raider said.
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REFERENCES
Sephiroth's Profile:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=34575
da raider's Profile:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/home.pl?user_id=5185
PackMentality Werewolves:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=674
Pamora Shadow:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=509
By Leonardo Raphael
April 8, 2008
Shortly after the shocking announcement that the PackMentality Werewolves (3-3) of the USA BBB League were trading their L8 RB Sephiroth to the South America AAA League's Pamora Shadow (2-12), Sephiroth held a press conference. Most thought it would be concerning the trade, but instead a bombshell was dropped by the young running back.
"I have AIDS," Sephiroth said as he stood tall at the podium. "I have kept it a secret for a while, but I am a sexually active gay male and unfortunately, my wreckless lifestyle has caught up with me. Somewhere along the way, I contracted HIV and now I have AIDS."
His medical condition was discovered when Sephiroth when he was randomly selected for a league mandated steroid test.
"Therefore, I would like to request that I be released from all football activities so I may retire in peace. My mother is elderly and old, and she has no one but me. Sending me to South America would be devastating to both her and me, especially since there are all sorts of diseases carried by mosquitos there that can destroy my immune system. Please release me."
When reporters went to the office of da raiders, the owner of the PackMentality Werewolves, he was caught suspiciously with his pants around his ankles and a jar of Vaseline on his desk. Displayed on his monitor was live video surveillance of the men's locker room.
"This is for security purposes," da raider said.
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REFERENCES
Sephiroth's Profile:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=34575
da raider's Profile:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/home.pl?user_id=5185
PackMentality Werewolves:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=674
Pamora Shadow:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=509
Last edited Apr 8, 2008 21:24:01
