Enjoy -
1. Ultimate Fighting Championship
The last time their owner promoted to the WL he won it in his 1st season, when you have the best builder in glb teamed up with 2 of the best coordinators in glb the only option is another ring
2.Odessa Mojo
Has anyone ever seen what hays looks like in real life? I imagine he looks like napoleon, seriously this kid is the angriest little turd in glb, he is mad as hell I guarantee if he has kids they will end up fucked up...
3. Machu Picchu Hidden Dragons
There is no doubt in my mind that this is the 3rd best team in GLB, the problem isn't the dots its the guy who made the dots, he is functionally retarded, wears the amount of money spent as a badge of honor on his meat vest and continues to be the biggest waste of flex in the history of GLB, keep spending bro, keep spending, throwing money at a problem always turns out ok
4. Carthage Clash
Another DS team, is it just me or when you see ds you just think of some dude going down on another dude who sucked really hard until he teamed up with another dude who sucked really hard and now they have a yearly parade?
5. Cincinnati Shockers
DS - You know those dating websites that get sent out to everyone in the world through spam email where it tells losers" YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED FOR OUR SITE" and some other loser on the other side of the country who is just as pathetic also gets "Selected" and then these two losers go out and have a great time because they're well... Both losers - and then they have a couple kids, little losers and the world just becomes a little worse? That is what DS reminds me of, 6 losers who were never able to do anything on glb, and now they all grouped up and became a giant organization of losers
6. Alpine
Uncircumsized euro trash that has been breast fed until they were 17. I don't think there is a mentally weaker person on GLB than cavalier, I remember back in s14 when me and pierre were looking through dots and I came upon cavs dots, I had told him holy cow this guys has a better dot than anyone we have on any nba jam or blaze team anywhere, yet this feeble euro trash never won a ring with it, proof that great dots don't own when you're weak. lol europe...
7. Dirty Island Gurupies
These losers, LOL. Gotta love it. Karma is a bitch and this entire network is going nowhere. They fucked over jorges corner back in s13 in opl and he never looked back en route to bitch slapping them and stealing their ring in the S16 CC game - http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1280170&pbp_id=16280005
look at him go look at him go he could rip their dig-ni-TY!!!!!!! eat his ass scrubs. lol, 0 rings
8. South Bend Immortals
there was a lot of teams that could of went here but because of the failure that is Gmathias, he got propelled to the top spot. Does anyone else remember Canton Immortals? #1 team in the wl for like 3 or 4 years and never made it out of round 2 of the playoffs? Some of the best dots the wl had ever seen up to that point and just fail after fail after fail - The thing I'll always remember about G is, when he had that qb who was 1 sp higher player value than the great Malik Rose all Malik did was out play that scrub for 20 seasons. lol, fix ur builds you fucking scrub
1. Ultimate Fighting Championship
The last time their owner promoted to the WL he won it in his 1st season, when you have the best builder in glb teamed up with 2 of the best coordinators in glb the only option is another ring
2.Odessa Mojo
Has anyone ever seen what hays looks like in real life? I imagine he looks like napoleon, seriously this kid is the angriest little turd in glb, he is mad as hell I guarantee if he has kids they will end up fucked up...
3. Machu Picchu Hidden Dragons
There is no doubt in my mind that this is the 3rd best team in GLB, the problem isn't the dots its the guy who made the dots, he is functionally retarded, wears the amount of money spent as a badge of honor on his meat vest and continues to be the biggest waste of flex in the history of GLB, keep spending bro, keep spending, throwing money at a problem always turns out ok
4. Carthage Clash
Another DS team, is it just me or when you see ds you just think of some dude going down on another dude who sucked really hard until he teamed up with another dude who sucked really hard and now they have a yearly parade?
5. Cincinnati Shockers
DS - You know those dating websites that get sent out to everyone in the world through spam email where it tells losers" YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED FOR OUR SITE" and some other loser on the other side of the country who is just as pathetic also gets "Selected" and then these two losers go out and have a great time because they're well... Both losers - and then they have a couple kids, little losers and the world just becomes a little worse? That is what DS reminds me of, 6 losers who were never able to do anything on glb, and now they all grouped up and became a giant organization of losers
6. Alpine
Uncircumsized euro trash that has been breast fed until they were 17. I don't think there is a mentally weaker person on GLB than cavalier, I remember back in s14 when me and pierre were looking through dots and I came upon cavs dots, I had told him holy cow this guys has a better dot than anyone we have on any nba jam or blaze team anywhere, yet this feeble euro trash never won a ring with it, proof that great dots don't own when you're weak. lol europe...
7. Dirty Island Gurupies
These losers, LOL. Gotta love it. Karma is a bitch and this entire network is going nowhere. They fucked over jorges corner back in s13 in opl and he never looked back en route to bitch slapping them and stealing their ring in the S16 CC game - http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1280170&pbp_id=16280005
look at him go look at him go he could rip their dig-ni-TY!!!!!!! eat his ass scrubs. lol, 0 rings
8. South Bend Immortals
there was a lot of teams that could of went here but because of the failure that is Gmathias, he got propelled to the top spot. Does anyone else remember Canton Immortals? #1 team in the wl for like 3 or 4 years and never made it out of round 2 of the playoffs? Some of the best dots the wl had ever seen up to that point and just fail after fail after fail - The thing I'll always remember about G is, when he had that qb who was 1 sp higher player value than the great Malik Rose all Malik did was out play that scrub for 20 seasons. lol, fix ur builds you fucking scrub
