Folliwng Coach Nortobc's Resignation the scene go's to Munich!
A Press Conference is being held at the Grand Opening of the First Hi-Ho Restaurant outside of Hammond LA.
Patches steps up to the Podium. He is wearing an "I love Hi-ho BBQ tshirt", with his normal glasses and hat. He is Surrounded by Joseph Rogers, Mansion Man, Lightning Boy, Squidface Nelson, the retired Double Dipper, and Squidface Nelson.
Patches: Wow what do I say. We Officially Suck! I first want to apologise to Coach Allen and Warren! They were not the problem this game. The Offense can not get it done. I'm glad to see a change is being made!
Rogers steps up to the Mic: Yea how in the hell does Big Eye Billy complete more passes to the opposing team then me! WTF!!!! That is where the change should be. I had a garbage CB on me(Rogers steps back to the entourage)
Patches: It is ok Joseph! Our new OC is going to right the ship! Big Eye is a good QB. He will get it together!
Crowd Starts Clapping and Chanting: MURPHY! MURPHY! MURPHY!!!!
Patches starts looking around.
Coach Murphy the new OC makes his way through the crowd. Steps up to the Podium. He is Holding a BBQ sandwich! Takes a bite and sets it down.
Murphy: Mighty Good sandwich! Thank you Crowd! It is great to be the New Offensive Coordinator. Even if it is for 1 week we appreciate the GM giving us the opportunity to see what kind of difference we can make. We appreciate Nortobc being humble enough to step down for the betterment of the team. he may very well be back.
Murphy: As you well know I have the Stigma of being a Wide Open offensive minded coach. A trend Setter. Yes in EA sports NCAA I was setting the trends of offenses. Yes I was running the Spread Offense a decade before college teams implemented them. yes I've won many National titles. Yes I've taken little ole 1-AA Jackson State and Northwestern sTate to National titles in 1-A. Yes I was the one that took D-III Millsaps to a National Title in 1-A football. That is neither here nor there. Because We are living in the NOW! This team needs a win. This offense needs a shake up. Will we be working on Big Eye's Speed? You never know! Will We be more Run Oriented. Well Coach Allen says Patches and Crew can't Run Block.
Patches glares over at Murphy
Murphy: But we can change attitudes and playing styles. I've come here to win ball games. If I don't change the mindset of this team and win a game. I will step down also. I plan on working with the D-Coordinators to help improve our team overall.
Murphy: I want to win!! We will Win! I'm not the best, but I"m better then the Rest!!!!
Crowd Cheers!
Murphy: Look 4 a totally refocused Offense next week. We are gonna break down tapes, then some more tapes, and then more and more and more till we get this shit right. I'm dedicated to helping out this team and not putting so much pressure on our D-fense. They are getting better and we need to start carrying our weight.
Murphy: Patches and Rogers and even you defensive guys. Get on the Damn Bus!!! We have some conditioning and skill workouts to do. LETS GET IT DONE!!!!!
Crowd: Murphy!!! Murphy Murphy!!!!!
A Press Conference is being held at the Grand Opening of the First Hi-Ho Restaurant outside of Hammond LA.
Patches steps up to the Podium. He is wearing an "I love Hi-ho BBQ tshirt", with his normal glasses and hat. He is Surrounded by Joseph Rogers, Mansion Man, Lightning Boy, Squidface Nelson, the retired Double Dipper, and Squidface Nelson.
Patches: Wow what do I say. We Officially Suck! I first want to apologise to Coach Allen and Warren! They were not the problem this game. The Offense can not get it done. I'm glad to see a change is being made!
Rogers steps up to the Mic: Yea how in the hell does Big Eye Billy complete more passes to the opposing team then me! WTF!!!! That is where the change should be. I had a garbage CB on me(Rogers steps back to the entourage)
Patches: It is ok Joseph! Our new OC is going to right the ship! Big Eye is a good QB. He will get it together!
Crowd Starts Clapping and Chanting: MURPHY! MURPHY! MURPHY!!!!
Patches starts looking around.
Coach Murphy the new OC makes his way through the crowd. Steps up to the Podium. He is Holding a BBQ sandwich! Takes a bite and sets it down.
Murphy: Mighty Good sandwich! Thank you Crowd! It is great to be the New Offensive Coordinator. Even if it is for 1 week we appreciate the GM giving us the opportunity to see what kind of difference we can make. We appreciate Nortobc being humble enough to step down for the betterment of the team. he may very well be back.
Murphy: As you well know I have the Stigma of being a Wide Open offensive minded coach. A trend Setter. Yes in EA sports NCAA I was setting the trends of offenses. Yes I was running the Spread Offense a decade before college teams implemented them. yes I've won many National titles. Yes I've taken little ole 1-AA Jackson State and Northwestern sTate to National titles in 1-A. Yes I was the one that took D-III Millsaps to a National Title in 1-A football. That is neither here nor there. Because We are living in the NOW! This team needs a win. This offense needs a shake up. Will we be working on Big Eye's Speed? You never know! Will We be more Run Oriented. Well Coach Allen says Patches and Crew can't Run Block.
Patches glares over at Murphy
Murphy: But we can change attitudes and playing styles. I've come here to win ball games. If I don't change the mindset of this team and win a game. I will step down also. I plan on working with the D-Coordinators to help improve our team overall.
Murphy: I want to win!! We will Win! I'm not the best, but I"m better then the Rest!!!!
Crowd Cheers!
Murphy: Look 4 a totally refocused Offense next week. We are gonna break down tapes, then some more tapes, and then more and more and more till we get this shit right. I'm dedicated to helping out this team and not putting so much pressure on our D-fense. They are getting better and we need to start carrying our weight.
Murphy: Patches and Rogers and even you defensive guys. Get on the Damn Bus!!! We have some conditioning and skill workouts to do. LETS GET IT DONE!!!!!
Crowd: Murphy!!! Murphy Murphy!!!!!
Last edited Apr 8, 2008 18:00:20
