Hawaii Bulls vs. Montreal Rulers
Bulls on parade.
Placitas Paletitas vs. Knuckle Sandwiches
Sandwiches are tastier than Paletaitas.
Fort Hancock Generals vs. Victoria Teabaggers
The General is like what is that on my forehead. Bagged.
Queensland Exiles vs. Houston Vikings
Vikes will be Exiled.
Moose Jaw Roughriders vs. K.C. PLAYMAKERS
MJ won't make enough Plays today.
ARCHANGEL DOTS vs. Sudan Saints
Going to pick the DOTS in a sad attempt to make them lose.
St. John's Salty Dogs vs. Answer Please
The answer is the Salty Dogs.
Saskatchewan Roughriders vs. Tradewest Battletoads
Might be a good game. But I'll take the Frogs.
Manitoba Matadors vs. Fredericton Mima Mounds
The Matadors have been a little up and down, but they will be up on the Mounds today.
Grand Banks Bluenoses vs. Québec Nordiques
GB thumbs their noses at the hockey players.
Slack Jawed Yokels vs. The Drunken Addicts Of Omertá
Omertá bounces back as they have more care.
Halifax Explosion vs. Chesapeake Panthers
Panthers
Manhattan Mercenary Penguins vs. Halifax Stompers
Penguins
The Bastard Sons of Doug Flutie vs. The LEGION's Thunder Bay Wolverines With TBSoDF struggles, the Wolverines get a win.
Tesriver Flood vs. Saskatoon Silverbacks
The Monkeys have shown they can play.
Algoma Arena Rockers vs. Calgary Cougars
Rockers tame the the old horny ladies at the arena.
Bulls on parade.
Placitas Paletitas vs. Knuckle Sandwiches
Sandwiches are tastier than Paletaitas.
Fort Hancock Generals vs. Victoria Teabaggers
The General is like what is that on my forehead. Bagged.
Queensland Exiles vs. Houston Vikings
Vikes will be Exiled.
Moose Jaw Roughriders vs. K.C. PLAYMAKERS
MJ won't make enough Plays today.
ARCHANGEL DOTS vs. Sudan Saints
Going to pick the DOTS in a sad attempt to make them lose.
St. John's Salty Dogs vs. Answer Please
The answer is the Salty Dogs.
Saskatchewan Roughriders vs. Tradewest Battletoads
Might be a good game. But I'll take the Frogs.
Manitoba Matadors vs. Fredericton Mima Mounds
The Matadors have been a little up and down, but they will be up on the Mounds today.
Grand Banks Bluenoses vs. Québec Nordiques
GB thumbs their noses at the hockey players.
Slack Jawed Yokels vs. The Drunken Addicts Of Omertá
Omertá bounces back as they have more care.
Halifax Explosion vs. Chesapeake Panthers
Panthers
Manhattan Mercenary Penguins vs. Halifax Stompers
Penguins
The Bastard Sons of Doug Flutie vs. The LEGION's Thunder Bay Wolverines With TBSoDF struggles, the Wolverines get a win.
Tesriver Flood vs. Saskatoon Silverbacks
The Monkeys have shown they can play.
Algoma Arena Rockers vs. Calgary Cougars
Rockers tame the the old horny ladies at the arena.
