Cause i am so happy to rediscover the USA Pro forum that i thought got sucked down a black hole i shall make the Pre-scrimmage editions of the Ladyzman Top Biatches Rankings!
Its kind of like a Top 10 but not as good and more forced cause it requires you to rad and such.
TOP 10 USA PRO Teams!
10) Holding a Spot for Growl
Did they leave or something? I bet they swapped out to EEPro
9) Aggies
The team sucks, the players suck, the agents suck, the owner is a nobody (i dont know who owns them) and well... get ready to get the snot kicked out of you and yea you'll probably beat the teams that aren't listed and have no relevance to anything cause they are paper weights for the next set of newfags who pay money to get their faced fucked inward but hey congratz on making it this far, the end of the road is 1 more season, ummmm.... Enjoy your stay i guess is the nice thing i can say.. but you probably wont cause i know imma kick you in the nads whenever i can
8) Pecan Sandies
i predict they shall sandbag until they really need to cause realistically they do this all the time and no one is surprised by their shotty tactics if they even use them anymore. Welcome to season 23, maybe you will do something but i totally doubt it sooo see you S24 if your team doesnt gutt since it should but it wont cause it will fester
7) Oakland
Oh ho ho, your name is kind of witty cause you said suppressors but everyone knows oakland ppl dont use suppressors on their Ak47 so you're like HAHAHa im tricking all these ppl and they are like wha?!? suppresors on a gun and you're like yeaaaaaa, giggle giggle, and their like but why and you're like hehehe cause and then we scratch our head and say ok fag, whatever!
6) NCIS Ground beef quarter pounders
They came, they saw, they con... well they at least came and saw and thats what counts, am i right. I mean you should have folded along time again but them damn Mighthawks just couldnt give up the game and decided Hey wouldnt it be a great idea to make a farm team on this other farm team that farmed teams before and if we make it to WL great but if not then whatever cause its like the best thing ever to play this game and get everyone salty cause thats what cool kids and by kids i mean middle aged adults do who dont want to get vagg anymore so to you guys i say hi ho silver and away cause i want you to gut now or i guess u can like whiteman give you another vasectomy so you lose all manhood.
5) Blops
4) Hush Puppies
Remember when you weren't even suppose to be in USAPRO...
Yea
Good times
3) MEM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kscG_gs2BOc
2) Chi-City Sonic Slushie
They spared the WL by throwing the game last season so they could come faceroll the west again if i were you i would just sit back take my beating and pray to the heavenly father that Wizeman spares your asshole from the rapture his mighty peen is foretold to bring thats to your asshole but for sme of you like CT or Ahrens or QB eater he will bring it to ur ears and nostrils as your 2 main gaping holes are already filled...
1) Blzing Buffalo wingz!
If you're not blazing you're not #Winning. Coach Dwhiteman brings the best sauce to the table and its too spicy for USA pro to handle so east shall choke on the hunk of cock wings he is serving!
Its kind of like a Top 10 but not as good and more forced cause it requires you to rad and such.
TOP 10 USA PRO Teams!
10) Holding a Spot for Growl
Did they leave or something? I bet they swapped out to EEPro
9) Aggies
The team sucks, the players suck, the agents suck, the owner is a nobody (i dont know who owns them) and well... get ready to get the snot kicked out of you and yea you'll probably beat the teams that aren't listed and have no relevance to anything cause they are paper weights for the next set of newfags who pay money to get their faced fucked inward but hey congratz on making it this far, the end of the road is 1 more season, ummmm.... Enjoy your stay i guess is the nice thing i can say.. but you probably wont cause i know imma kick you in the nads whenever i can
8) Pecan Sandies
i predict they shall sandbag until they really need to cause realistically they do this all the time and no one is surprised by their shotty tactics if they even use them anymore. Welcome to season 23, maybe you will do something but i totally doubt it sooo see you S24 if your team doesnt gutt since it should but it wont cause it will fester
7) Oakland
Oh ho ho, your name is kind of witty cause you said suppressors but everyone knows oakland ppl dont use suppressors on their Ak47 so you're like HAHAHa im tricking all these ppl and they are like wha?!? suppresors on a gun and you're like yeaaaaaa, giggle giggle, and their like but why and you're like hehehe cause and then we scratch our head and say ok fag, whatever!
6) NCIS Ground beef quarter pounders
They came, they saw, they con... well they at least came and saw and thats what counts, am i right. I mean you should have folded along time again but them damn Mighthawks just couldnt give up the game and decided Hey wouldnt it be a great idea to make a farm team on this other farm team that farmed teams before and if we make it to WL great but if not then whatever cause its like the best thing ever to play this game and get everyone salty cause thats what cool kids and by kids i mean middle aged adults do who dont want to get vagg anymore so to you guys i say hi ho silver and away cause i want you to gut now or i guess u can like whiteman give you another vasectomy so you lose all manhood.
5) Blops
4) Hush Puppies
Remember when you weren't even suppose to be in USAPRO...
Yea
Good times
3) MEM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kscG_gs2BOc
2) Chi-City Sonic Slushie
They spared the WL by throwing the game last season so they could come faceroll the west again if i were you i would just sit back take my beating and pray to the heavenly father that Wizeman spares your asshole from the rapture his mighty peen is foretold to bring thats to your asshole but for sme of you like CT or Ahrens or QB eater he will bring it to ur ears and nostrils as your 2 main gaping holes are already filled...
1) Blzing Buffalo wingz!
If you're not blazing you're not #Winning. Coach Dwhiteman brings the best sauce to the table and its too spicy for USA pro to handle so east shall choke on the hunk of cock wings he is serving!
Edited by Ladyzman on Jun 30, 2011 21:51:47
Edited by Ladyzman on Jun 30, 2011 21:50:46
