Rank Team Players Age Level Value Eff Level Salary
1 Saskatchewan Roughriders 53 444 71 1156.40 75 $22,692,440
2 Raging Alcoholics 45 504 71 1138.92 75 $10,829,000
3 Get Off Our LAWN!!! 47 563 73 1134.57 75 $6,650,000
4 Thunder Bay Wolverines 52 482 72 1132.59 75 $19,755,040
5 St. John's Salty Dogs 47 480 72 1130.31 75 $16,125,000
6 MIAMI ROADFROGS 52 483 72 1108.16 75 $21,977,440
7 Nagasaki Bombers 55 452 71 1106.50 75 $20,340,000
8 Algoma Arena Rockers 55 506 72 1103.29 75 $11,160,000
9 Arnprior Muskrats 52 476 72 1098.49 74 $23,549,000
10 New York NightMare 52 487 71 1098.15 74 $23,600,000
11 Moose Jaw Roughriders 54 442 71 1091.90 74 $9,711,000
12 Puvirnituq Musketeers 49 464 71 1084.21 74 $18,683,000
13 The Drunken Addicts Of Omertá 53 440 72 1083.01 74 $8,045,000
14 Montreal Rulers 55 436 70 1082.79 74 $9,855,000
15 Thunder Bay Sabertooths 50 450 71 1082.62 74 $18,633,200
16 Manitoba Matadors 55 452 71 1082.58 74 $8,640,000
17 Fighting Big Dookies 55 423 70 1080.45 74 $7,425,000
18 Victoria Teabaggers 54 456 71 1077.35 74 $27,863,320
19 Indian Creek Braves 39 475 71 1076.05 74 $13,520,000
20 Slack Jawed Yokels 53 426 69 1073.17 74 $23,456,400
21 Moose Jaw Fightin' Hobos 49 407 68 1066.42 74 $6,682,600
22 The Bastard Sons of Doug Flutie 35 455 69 1062.95 74 $6,502,080
23 Queensland Exiles 52 437 70 1055.50 74 $21,680,000
24 Big Rappa Moai 45 511 72 1055.39 74 $22,976,000
25 Jetnation Dream Team 55 448 72 1036.75 74 $17,600,000
26 Black Hand Pyros 37 408 69 1036.34 74 $14,440,000
27 Alberta Mounties 52 422 67 1007.15 74 $8,135,000
28 Providence Radicals 49 371 66 1002.49 74 $10,500,960
29 Houston Vikings 48 409 68 999.54 74 $13,820,000
30 Durham Ice Odyssey 55 355 62 953.33 74 $20,664,120
31 Answer Please 52 382 64 947.83 73 $34,580,000
32 Sudan Saints 54 370 63 931.88 73 $17,788,000
I lol'd at most of these top 10 teams.
1 Saskatchewan Roughriders 53 444 71 1156.40 75 $22,692,440
2 Raging Alcoholics 45 504 71 1138.92 75 $10,829,000
3 Get Off Our LAWN!!! 47 563 73 1134.57 75 $6,650,000
4 Thunder Bay Wolverines 52 482 72 1132.59 75 $19,755,040
5 St. John's Salty Dogs 47 480 72 1130.31 75 $16,125,000
6 MIAMI ROADFROGS 52 483 72 1108.16 75 $21,977,440
7 Nagasaki Bombers 55 452 71 1106.50 75 $20,340,000
8 Algoma Arena Rockers 55 506 72 1103.29 75 $11,160,000
9 Arnprior Muskrats 52 476 72 1098.49 74 $23,549,000
10 New York NightMare 52 487 71 1098.15 74 $23,600,000
11 Moose Jaw Roughriders 54 442 71 1091.90 74 $9,711,000
12 Puvirnituq Musketeers 49 464 71 1084.21 74 $18,683,000
13 The Drunken Addicts Of Omertá 53 440 72 1083.01 74 $8,045,000
14 Montreal Rulers 55 436 70 1082.79 74 $9,855,000
15 Thunder Bay Sabertooths 50 450 71 1082.62 74 $18,633,200
16 Manitoba Matadors 55 452 71 1082.58 74 $8,640,000
17 Fighting Big Dookies 55 423 70 1080.45 74 $7,425,000
18 Victoria Teabaggers 54 456 71 1077.35 74 $27,863,320
19 Indian Creek Braves 39 475 71 1076.05 74 $13,520,000
20 Slack Jawed Yokels 53 426 69 1073.17 74 $23,456,400
21 Moose Jaw Fightin' Hobos 49 407 68 1066.42 74 $6,682,600
22 The Bastard Sons of Doug Flutie 35 455 69 1062.95 74 $6,502,080
23 Queensland Exiles 52 437 70 1055.50 74 $21,680,000
24 Big Rappa Moai 45 511 72 1055.39 74 $22,976,000
25 Jetnation Dream Team 55 448 72 1036.75 74 $17,600,000
26 Black Hand Pyros 37 408 69 1036.34 74 $14,440,000
27 Alberta Mounties 52 422 67 1007.15 74 $8,135,000
28 Providence Radicals 49 371 66 1002.49 74 $10,500,960
29 Houston Vikings 48 409 68 999.54 74 $13,820,000
30 Durham Ice Odyssey 55 355 62 953.33 74 $20,664,120
31 Answer Please 52 382 64 947.83 73 $34,580,000
32 Sudan Saints 54 370 63 931.88 73 $17,788,000
I lol'd at most of these top 10 teams.






























