Warrior General Games

I literally receive over 200 pms a day asking "Why are the Elitists so much better than us?" Well I apologize for not getting back to everybody, but you have to realize somebody like myself is very busy with things you can't begin to comprehend. There is no secret to the Elitists we run casual AI because we haven't the time for silly dot ball games. The builds are absolutely perfect so I guess that's the secret.

If you spend 8-10 hours gameplanning against the elitists I say lol to you sir. Learn how to beat basic AI and you will most likely win. The teams that have been destroyed by the Elitists should probably gut and spend two to three years learning how to build. I'm just trying to save you money and time.

So now that you know please stop spamming my inbox because I can't be concerned with people such as you. Thank you.

Are the serfs bothering you again Willy? Don't they realize that as an Elitist you don't have the time to deal with the commoners problems.

Originally posted by ZoSo1
Are the serfs bothering you again Willy? Don't they realize that as an Elitist you don't have the time to deal with the commoners problems.

I don't blame them tbh. They can't possibly imagine the life we live and how busy we are.

Thread delivers.

Originally posted by Willy1523
I literally receive over 200 pms a day asking "Why are the Elitists so much better than us?" Well I apologize for not getting back to everybody, but you have to realize somebody like myself is very busy with things you can't begin to comprehend. There is no secret to the Elitists we run casual AI because we haven't the time for silly dot ball games. The builds are absolutely perfect so I guess that's the secret.

If you spend 8-10 hours gameplanning against the elitists I say lol to you sir. Learn how to beat basic AI and you will most likely win. The teams that have been destroyed by the Elitists should probably gut and spend two to three years learning how to build. I'm just trying to save you money and time.

So now that you know please stop spamming my inbox because I can't be concerned with people such as you. Thank you.

Oh i know, i hate it when the 'normals' try to PM me and actually expect a response. Quite endearing i suppose. Moronic, stupid, common, ugly, dirty and fat, but endearing none-the-less. It's cute to see them thinking that that they're on the same level as the Elitists, but remember the team motto, 'Without the normals, we would have nothing to laugh at in the team forum besides the ritual psychological abuse of the maids'. Catchy huh?

Speaking of which, it reminds of our team bonding trip, that weekend on the yacht with the staff. Poor old Magda, but that competition we had to see who could throw her furthest overboard was a riot. Remember her screaming? Hilarious! I did do a google translate on her Portuguese after we got home and turns out that she wasn't screaming for joy and thanking us like we thought, she was actually trying to inform us in a panicked way that she couldn't swim. Chuckle. Oh well, bless the old dear, at least she got a lot of practice. Good times.

Ha yeah I remember. I actually slept with Magda about a year before that. I'm glad its impossible for me to have feelings for common scum or else my wife would have been PISSED.

god dammit, it's damn near impossible to get 5G service on my fking yacht

Yes, I said 5G. That's what Elitists have. Rest of the world, you'll have it in 2016. For now, you can admire my ass in my cashmere thong.

Originally posted by mastawoo
god dammit, it's damn near impossible to get 5G service on my fking yacht

Yes, I said 5G. That's what Elitists have. Rest of the world, you'll have it in 2016. For now, you can admire my ass in my cashmere thong.

Yes we all had a good laugh behind your back about that one. Join the club.

http://www.vertu.com/

Comes with a marvelous 24/7 concierge service to help dispose of those pesky dead hookers.

I'd just like to thank the rest of the Elitist fathers for coming over to our estate yesterday for Father's Day brunch. It was so nice and relaxing with all of the kids away at summer school.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=1713080

Originally posted by Dub J
http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=1713080

Casual AI and 0 cares.

Typical excuse, to be expected

Shouldn't a PSA be in the Team Press release forum? Guess they have the mods on their payroll. Typical of GLB to play favorites.