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What is it? Pro Bowl rosters. How did I get them? Using the MVP rankings by position. Why? Cause I'm a nerd who digs all-star teams and I had 2 hours to kill. Anyway, I used a standard pro set for the O and D, and just went in order. Here you go:

Alpha 1st team

QB - Leif Thorsen (So Cal BDC)
HB - D'wight Scott (Buda Pests)
FB - Catchrun McBlockerson (Buda)
WR - Bong's Favorite Male Escort (So Cal)
WR - Code Godly (Hong Kong Voodoo)
TE - Chesty 'Pubes' Ballfro (Gold Coast Michelin Men)
OT - #78 Richmond Webb (Buda)
OT - Austin Andrews (SWAT City Vigilantes)
OG - Little C (Buda)
OG - Sean Farrell (SWAT City)
C - Mighty Mountain Man (Buda)

DE - Henchman Tyrone (So Cal)
DE - Julius. Peppers. DE (Tampa Bay Puganeers)
DT - Ronnie James Dio (Banzai Pipeline 'Nites)
DT - Ndomakong Suh (Hong Kong Voodoo)
LB - Captain. Hero (Buda)
LB - Denver FourthDinosaur (So Cal)
LB - Killa Zeus (All Good Things)
CB - Isaiah Spievey (Kingston Uprising)
CB - Renaud Mountauban (OffTopica Miracle)
FS - Jimmy Jump II (All Good Things)
SS - Backline Backup (OffTopica)

KR - Cory Banks (Gold Coast)
K - Boris Porks Natasha (Banzai)
P - Pirate Stitch (Florida BeachDogZ)

Alpha 2nd Team

QB - Maximus Caesar Jr (Buda)
HB - Oh No You Didn't (Devonport Devils)
FB - Teh Tractor (Devonport)
WR - Pure Suckiness (Banzai)
WR - Percy "Purple Haze" Harvin (Hong Kong)
TE - Ulrik Mortensen (So Cal)
OT - Donald Pennn (Tampa Bay)
OT - Gawainee Enoch (Buda)
OG - Pho Twenty (Kingston)
OG - J. Blalock (Devonport)
C - Dusty Bottoms (Holding Team to Demote) (lol)

DE - Bort's Phuc'n Nerf (Banzai)
DE - Breakin' Passers' Necks (Banzai)
DT - Chuncky Kong (Devonport)
DT - Trench Monster (Gold Coast)
LB - Danger Barch (SWAT City)
LB - Dick Kissbutt (SWAT City)
LB - Douglas Murray (Florida)
CB - Prince Amakumara (Hong Kong)
CB - Hezekiah Wells (Buda)
FS - John E Blaze (Devonport)
SS - Raekwon DaChefski (Tampa Bay)

KR - Pierre Ferrand (Bora Bora Bangaroos)
K - Thats Three Vinatieri (So Cal)
P - Ron Gomiant (OffTopica)

Zeta 1st Team

QB - Orestes Coeus Byelobog Megalos (Kona Gold)
HB - Big Bruiser (Komodo Dragon)
FB - Chief Smoke (Deadwood Mules)
WR - wr wr9 (Gold Coast Vipers)
WR - Wistar Han (Komodo)
TE - Chief Old Moon (Deadwood)
OT - "Shark Bait" Johnson (Asau Pirates)
OT - Nate Solder (South Bend Rhinocopters)
OG - Davin "Predator" Joseph (Asau)
OG - Horace Demario (Komodo)
C - The Morning View (Asau)

DE - Long Evans (Komodo)
DE - Morgan S. Earp (Deadwood)
DT - Uncle Boonmee (Gold Coast)
DT - Big Daddy Bubba (Asau)
LB - Ted "Mad Stork" Hendricks (Gold Coast)
LB - Carlos the Jackal (Oberon Bulls)
LB - Barret Ruuuuud (Asau)
CB - Amari Spivey (Prague Panthers)
CB - Beaker (Prague)
FS - The U Taylor (Asau)
SS - Cha$e Bi$hop (Oberon)

KR - HB Arrested Development (Compton Panthers)
K - Chris "Deadwood" Bahr (Deadwood)
P - Mike Punt™ (Guam Chamoros Rising Sun Devils)

Zeta 2nd Team

QB - Rico Suave (Amsterdam Bulls)
HB - Cranberry Jenkins (Prague)
FB - Hokey Pokey (Komodo)
WR - Fickle Crab (Kona)
WR - Andre The Beast Johnson (Prague)
TE - Jason Novachek (Kona)
OT - Khalil "Killer" Robinson (Asau)
OT - Mrs. Seaworthy Jr.(Gold Coast)
OG - Willy Clearout (Amsterdam)
OG - T-Bone Cuddchewer (Prague)
C - O. Kreutz (South Bend)

DE - Rip Saw (Amsterdam)
DE - CC J (Gold Coast)
DT - The Hedgehog (Amsterdam)
DT - Clown (Prague)
LB - Claude "Invisible Man" Rains (Kona)
LB - James J. Ham (Komodo)
LB - Ruger 7mmmag2 (Oberon)
CB - Ronde "Big Play" Barber (Asau)
CB - Deflections McMissin (Prague)
FS - Castille Mangum (Oberon)
SS - Emanuel Cook (San Diego Supa Chargers)


KR - Stretch Long, II (Gold Coast)
K - Long Ball Lemmond (Asau)
P - Konner MacLeod (San Diego)

Feel free to question, comment, ignore, flame, etc.

No 2nd team safeties for zeta?

Originally posted by HaplosDog
No 2nd team safeties for zeta?

we don't need them - wait.. wat? i've got one myself...


btt: thanks for your effort, i always appreciate stuff like this!

Originally posted by HaplosDog
No 2nd team safeties for zeta?

My bad, added em. BTW All Good Things, SWAT City and OffTopica, two 1st teamers each. Devonport, zero first teamers. Just thought that was funny.

Great stuff!

Originally posted by FarmerJosh
Devonport, zero first teamers. Just thought that was funny.

And yet you guys still sign contract extensions when I send them to you. Suckers

Oh, and very nice Josh! Thanks for taking the time to do this.

I have 5 personal players on the zeta 1st team

awesome, thanks for this

I dont know what you are seeing, but Long Ball Lemmond is the kicker MVP so I am pretty sure he should not be 2nd team.

Originally posted by shawlemmond
I dont know what you are seeing, but Long Ball Lemmond is the kicker MVP so I am pretty sure he should not be 2nd team.

I went by position rank rather than overall rank, and for some reason he's #1 overall but #2 kicker. I know it makes no sense but as I said, it's according to Bort. I wish I knew what the difference was.

cool stuff Josh

Originally posted by FarmerJosh
Devonport, zero first teamers. Just thought that was funny.

thats the Devonport way right? collective success

hey cool. thanks for putting the list together and doing the profile scrubbing to find the pro-bowlers.

Originally posted by FarmerJosh
My bad, added em. BTW All Good Things, SWAT City and OffTopica, two 1st teamers each. Devonport, zero first teamers. Just thought that was funny.

Three, you forgot the punter! Funnier still.

Originally posted by FarmerJosh

CB - Renaud Mountauban (OffTopica Miracle)

Orly??? Thats weird. My Secondary has been abused with malice of forethought this season.

Originally posted by
SS - Backline Backup (OffTopica)

Okay that one is deserved, BB has been a shining light on the dismal D this season. Darned shame his agent doesnt have more players available.

Originally posted by
P - Ron Gomiant (OffTopica)

LOL, he certainly gets enough practice!

Very cool. Please keep this up next season!

Now if only we could somehow play the game. That would be a nice suggestion for Bort.