KETCHIKAN (AP) - Ol Noodlearm, one of the greatest quarterbacks in GLB history, announced his retirement today in a dramatic press conference that left most reporters in attendance teary-eyed. The former quarterback for the Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals, Lincoln Navigators, and Syracuse Synergy announced that due to the high number of sacks he had taken over the course of his career, his doctors would not allow him to continue to play the dot game he loved so much. Noodlearm stated:
lol ive been hit so much ive permanently lost tha ability to use capital lettars and spell good i luv this game but at what cost man at what cost i have a bunch of kids probably what am i gonna do rite LOL U GOT NOODLED on there birthday cards two yeers frum now question mark
Ol Noodlearm assumed his name based off his agent's disdain for former HOF Ketchikan QB Nike "The Playmaker" Unlimited and his propensity for throwing to FB Ed Toner instead of Track6Track7's other client, WR Jack Burden. Noodlearm's success are too numerous to mention, but he cited two of his favorite GLB memories:
there was tha time that i whooped THA GROWL and tha time come fiesta exploited blitzed us an i sed u woodnt have whooped us without tha exploit blitzes exploit blitzin wuz a smart move an they were like lol we can whoop u without exploit blitzes scrim us so we scrimmed em and whooped them
Noodlearm finishes his career with 46,762.5 passing yards, 435 TDs, 2 USA Pro Offensive MVP awards, -3,094.5 rushing yards and 661 sacks. When asked what he intended to do with his post-retirement free time, he replied, "play sum ipod glb prolly it will kill me not to be out on tha pitch with tha rest of my teem"
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lol ive been hit so much ive permanently lost tha ability to use capital lettars and spell good i luv this game but at what cost man at what cost i have a bunch of kids probably what am i gonna do rite LOL U GOT NOODLED on there birthday cards two yeers frum now question mark
Ol Noodlearm assumed his name based off his agent's disdain for former HOF Ketchikan QB Nike "The Playmaker" Unlimited and his propensity for throwing to FB Ed Toner instead of Track6Track7's other client, WR Jack Burden. Noodlearm's success are too numerous to mention, but he cited two of his favorite GLB memories:
there was tha time that i whooped THA GROWL and tha time come fiesta exploited blitzed us an i sed u woodnt have whooped us without tha exploit blitzes exploit blitzin wuz a smart move an they were like lol we can whoop u without exploit blitzes scrim us so we scrimmed em and whooped them
Noodlearm finishes his career with 46,762.5 passing yards, 435 TDs, 2 USA Pro Offensive MVP awards, -3,094.5 rushing yards and 661 sacks. When asked what he intended to do with his post-retirement free time, he replied, "play sum ipod glb prolly it will kill me not to be out on tha pitch with tha rest of my teem"
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