Texan’s Week 14 Picks
Usual disclaimer: this is my opinion only. If you don’t like it, I still love you.
Welcome to movie soundtrack week. Some of the more memorable movie soundtrack songs ever.
Picks record this season: 182-20
Naga
Game of the Week
Cult of Personalities (10-3) v Bandar Lampung Pigskin Pirates (7-6)
CoP is obviously in the playoffs and will be battling the Smurfs for a home game pretty soon. In the meantime BLPP is fighting for that 8 spot in Naga. If they sneak in their first season back they’ll definitely feel On the Rise http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ypp1y9zfAv8 CoP 35, BLPP 20
Other Games
Palembang Drunken Monks (13-0) v Singapore Slingers (2-11)
It’s been a rough season for the SS and it will be even rougher this week with the Monks rolling into town on a drunken binger. It could get ugly with Boomy get wasted and singing hold me closer Tiny Dancer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htGM53qvGRA&feature=fvst around the stadium. Monks 110, SS 6
Portland Dirty Penguins (13-0) v Semarang Red Bulls (0-13)
This game has played out many times over the seasons but never like this. I thought I heard sock say Don’t You Forget About Me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWj8IZr4ssI when he’s gone. We won’t. PDP 255, Semarang 0
Victoria Teabaggers (11-2) v Las Vegas Dirty Hookers (3-10)
Ah, a mirror image match on week 14, not pretty. There won’t be a whole lot for VT’s coordinators to do in this one, so they’ll have plenty of time to Twist and Shout http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgd46QiHz4I on the sidelines. VT 130, LVDH 3
Royal Blue Smurfs of Funkalicious Labatt (9-4) v Wichita Black Magic (2-10)
The Smurfs have been just barely beaten by two of the top teams in Naga. Now time for one that’s not such a top team. This season has gone so well for the young Smurfs that I thought I saw MC on a lighted dance floor. You Should be Dancing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu8z1DIMe9Q with 9 wins already. Smurfs 85, WBM 0
Golden Hill Bones (8-5) v Bentor Harbor Havoc (6-7)
GHB showed how far they’ve come in almost hanging the first L of the season on PDP last week. BHH meanwhile needs to recover in time to make the playoffs. You know of GHB makes some noise in the playoffs this time they’ll be doing that Bohemian Rhapsody http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTheG--2NE0 in the back of the team Gremlin. GHB 52, SFC 13
Woody Island Wolverines (8-5) v Hong Kong Hustlers (0-13)
WIW has recovered from their mid-season slumber and is looking pretty strong right now. They’re next on HKH’s farewell tour and I can see In Your Eyes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-j379JbL-xM WIW that you’re a bit sad about it. WIW 255, HKH 0
Tibetan Drunk Monks (6-7) v Sainte Foy Cyclones (6-7)
This is basically a playoff elimination game as the loser is virtually eliminated from contention while the winner is still very much alive. SFC has been reeling as of late and may not have what it takes to recover. TDM I think You’re the Best http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBktYJsJq-E in this game. TDM 30, SFC 23
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lolgaruda
Game of the Week
NBA Jam Extreme (8-5) v Destin Leviathans (8-5)
This is a big game in that the winner pretty much clinches a playoff spot while the loser falls back into that 3-way dogfight for the 8 spot. It seemed unthinkable at one point the Jam might not make the playoffs, but if they lose here they are in danger. You two teams better Lose Yourself http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_FzrqxfZ9U in this one and get it done. NBA 34, Destin 27
Other Games
Three Kingdom Warriors (13-0) v SDSU Aztecs (9-4)
Even though TKW probably won’t do any planning here, it’s still an interesting game to see how SDSU hangs with their dots. It’s not GoTW because the above game has more overall impact in the standings, but still a good one. Can SDSU Fight The Power http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyDWNT0TnZE of the Warriors? TKW 35, SDSU 17
Buffalo Rampage (11-2) v Shanghai Tigers (4-9)
First of all, props to the Tigers for continuing to get in there and improve and fight and improve they have. All Buffalo has done meanwhile is win 10 straight in convincing fashion as they seem to be on a conference title game showdown path with TKW and they’ve been making the other teams Cry Little Sister http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InRw0Pm89eg along the way. Buffalo 49, Shanghai 20
Phu Khao Bow Chicka Brown Cows (10-3) v Bourbontown BlueCats (0-13)
The Cows keep grazing on lolgaruda and this week is no different. Easier in fact (no offense BBC). BBC will be falling into the Shaft http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHbYLjWEEQA right out of SEA after this season. Cows 135, BBC 3
Wu Dang Kung Fu Academy (10-3) v Halifax Harpoons (3-10)
Props also to Halifax for staying active and positive on the forums and for putting forth effort for their team. Come on people, give these guys some recruits next season. KFA meanwhile is on pace for another home playoff game season, but they’ve learned It’s Hard Out Here For A Pimp http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN0xK6bgQkQ KFA 52, HH 13
Krakow Kryptonite (7-6) v Boston Bears (5-8)
KK is locked in mortal combat with MKC for that final playoff spot while the Bears are just playing for posterity. They’re still dangerous though, so KK might want to, oh, I dont know, gameplan or something. It’s not like they have to work 9 to 5 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpKAA2VxWY8 or anything. KK 35, Boston 24
Mandalay King Cobras (7-6) v Tanzania Lumberjacks (3-10)
MKC has to feel good about their remaining schedule and therefore their ability to slip into the big dance even though they’re in the 9 hole right now. Still http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8E4jD-_7Gk they don’t want to sleep on anyone or they’ll regret it. MKC 42, TL 13
Atlantic Great Whites (4-9) v Island of Misfit Toys (1-12)
AGW is playing for posterity while IMT is hoping to suddenly go on a winning streak and get a zero hour reprieve from relegation. I don’t know if they’ll really be Making Time http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ud2BywS_3U but they can at least try. AGW 52, IMT 10
Usual disclaimer: this is my opinion only. If you don’t like it, I still love you.
Welcome to movie soundtrack week. Some of the more memorable movie soundtrack songs ever.
Picks record this season: 182-20
Naga
Game of the Week
Cult of Personalities (10-3) v Bandar Lampung Pigskin Pirates (7-6)
CoP is obviously in the playoffs and will be battling the Smurfs for a home game pretty soon. In the meantime BLPP is fighting for that 8 spot in Naga. If they sneak in their first season back they’ll definitely feel On the Rise http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ypp1y9zfAv8 CoP 35, BLPP 20
Other Games
Palembang Drunken Monks (13-0) v Singapore Slingers (2-11)
It’s been a rough season for the SS and it will be even rougher this week with the Monks rolling into town on a drunken binger. It could get ugly with Boomy get wasted and singing hold me closer Tiny Dancer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htGM53qvGRA&feature=fvst around the stadium. Monks 110, SS 6
Portland Dirty Penguins (13-0) v Semarang Red Bulls (0-13)
This game has played out many times over the seasons but never like this. I thought I heard sock say Don’t You Forget About Me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWj8IZr4ssI when he’s gone. We won’t. PDP 255, Semarang 0
Victoria Teabaggers (11-2) v Las Vegas Dirty Hookers (3-10)
Ah, a mirror image match on week 14, not pretty. There won’t be a whole lot for VT’s coordinators to do in this one, so they’ll have plenty of time to Twist and Shout http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgd46QiHz4I on the sidelines. VT 130, LVDH 3
Royal Blue Smurfs of Funkalicious Labatt (9-4) v Wichita Black Magic (2-10)
The Smurfs have been just barely beaten by two of the top teams in Naga. Now time for one that’s not such a top team. This season has gone so well for the young Smurfs that I thought I saw MC on a lighted dance floor. You Should be Dancing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu8z1DIMe9Q with 9 wins already. Smurfs 85, WBM 0
Golden Hill Bones (8-5) v Bentor Harbor Havoc (6-7)
GHB showed how far they’ve come in almost hanging the first L of the season on PDP last week. BHH meanwhile needs to recover in time to make the playoffs. You know of GHB makes some noise in the playoffs this time they’ll be doing that Bohemian Rhapsody http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTheG--2NE0 in the back of the team Gremlin. GHB 52, SFC 13
Woody Island Wolverines (8-5) v Hong Kong Hustlers (0-13)
WIW has recovered from their mid-season slumber and is looking pretty strong right now. They’re next on HKH’s farewell tour and I can see In Your Eyes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-j379JbL-xM WIW that you’re a bit sad about it. WIW 255, HKH 0
Tibetan Drunk Monks (6-7) v Sainte Foy Cyclones (6-7)
This is basically a playoff elimination game as the loser is virtually eliminated from contention while the winner is still very much alive. SFC has been reeling as of late and may not have what it takes to recover. TDM I think You’re the Best http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBktYJsJq-E in this game. TDM 30, SFC 23
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lolgaruda
Game of the Week
NBA Jam Extreme (8-5) v Destin Leviathans (8-5)
This is a big game in that the winner pretty much clinches a playoff spot while the loser falls back into that 3-way dogfight for the 8 spot. It seemed unthinkable at one point the Jam might not make the playoffs, but if they lose here they are in danger. You two teams better Lose Yourself http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_FzrqxfZ9U in this one and get it done. NBA 34, Destin 27
Other Games
Three Kingdom Warriors (13-0) v SDSU Aztecs (9-4)
Even though TKW probably won’t do any planning here, it’s still an interesting game to see how SDSU hangs with their dots. It’s not GoTW because the above game has more overall impact in the standings, but still a good one. Can SDSU Fight The Power http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyDWNT0TnZE of the Warriors? TKW 35, SDSU 17
Buffalo Rampage (11-2) v Shanghai Tigers (4-9)
First of all, props to the Tigers for continuing to get in there and improve and fight and improve they have. All Buffalo has done meanwhile is win 10 straight in convincing fashion as they seem to be on a conference title game showdown path with TKW and they’ve been making the other teams Cry Little Sister http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InRw0Pm89eg along the way. Buffalo 49, Shanghai 20
Phu Khao Bow Chicka Brown Cows (10-3) v Bourbontown BlueCats (0-13)
The Cows keep grazing on lolgaruda and this week is no different. Easier in fact (no offense BBC). BBC will be falling into the Shaft http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHbYLjWEEQA right out of SEA after this season. Cows 135, BBC 3
Wu Dang Kung Fu Academy (10-3) v Halifax Harpoons (3-10)
Props also to Halifax for staying active and positive on the forums and for putting forth effort for their team. Come on people, give these guys some recruits next season. KFA meanwhile is on pace for another home playoff game season, but they’ve learned It’s Hard Out Here For A Pimp http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN0xK6bgQkQ KFA 52, HH 13
Krakow Kryptonite (7-6) v Boston Bears (5-8)
KK is locked in mortal combat with MKC for that final playoff spot while the Bears are just playing for posterity. They’re still dangerous though, so KK might want to, oh, I dont know, gameplan or something. It’s not like they have to work 9 to 5 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpKAA2VxWY8 or anything. KK 35, Boston 24
Mandalay King Cobras (7-6) v Tanzania Lumberjacks (3-10)
MKC has to feel good about their remaining schedule and therefore their ability to slip into the big dance even though they’re in the 9 hole right now. Still http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8E4jD-_7Gk they don’t want to sleep on anyone or they’ll regret it. MKC 42, TL 13
Atlantic Great Whites (4-9) v Island of Misfit Toys (1-12)
AGW is playing for posterity while IMT is hoping to suddenly go on a winning streak and get a zero hour reprieve from relegation. I don’t know if they’ll really be Making Time http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ud2BywS_3U but they can at least try. AGW 52, IMT 10
Plus they are a very good team. 
