Texan’s Week 13 Picks
Usual disclaimer: this is my opinion only. If you don’t like it, I still love you.
Welcome to James Bond week. Shaken, not stirred.
Picks record this season: 166-20
Naga
Game of the Week
Palembang Drunken Monks (12-0) v Royal Blue Drunken Smurfs of Funkalicious Labatt (9-3)
Two teams from the same family collide in a battle of young guns versus vets. The Smurfs offense was on fire against a tough VT defense last game but their defense could stop nothing. Will that trend continue or will they give the Monks the Goldfinger http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94UpZMvUvEk and win. Monks 35, Smurfs 30
Other Games
Portland Dirty Penguins (12-0) v Golden Hill Bones (8-4)
This another nice game on the Naga slate this week. GHB has picked up their play as of late and are surging into the playoffs. Will they surge into PDP or will their Thunderball http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElyENM6i0xg provide problems? PDP 34, GHB 24
Victoria Teabaggers (9-3) v Singapore Slingers (2-10)
VT’s offense came alive against the Smurfs while their normally stout defense had some problems. VT definitely has a License to Kill http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZxWKpJGajE SS. VT 110, SS 0
The Cult of Personalities (9-3) v Tibetan Drunk Monks (6-6)
You down with CoP? They may not have quite the roster they did before but they’re still pretty dangerous. Will TDM’s improved squad put up a good fight or will CoP make them look like Octopussy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAXKidWGnKQ CoP 42, TDM 21
Woody Island Wolverines (7-5) v Sainte Foy Cyclones (6-6)
WIW came up big against BHH and is looking solid once again in the playoff picture. Meanwhile SFC is reeling. Will WIW put the knife in or will SFC live to Die Another Day http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11zFxKvYHLU WIW 31, SFC 17
Benton Harbor Havoc (6-6) v Hong Kong Hustlers (0-12)
BHH had a tough loss last time but they’re still in the top 8 and they get a freebie this time out. Just remember to go big because you Only Live Twice http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxteuPr28Xw BHH 255, HKH 0
Bandar Lampung Pigskin Pirates (6-6) v Wichita Black Magic (2-10)
BLPP followed up a huge win with a huge loss and they’re back to .500. Time now to climb back over the Mendoza line. This game could get ugly so it’s For Your Eyes Only http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18d9eV0fQCg tbh. BLPP 70, WBM 10
Las Vegas Dirty Hookers (2-10) v Semarang Red Bulls (0-12)
Talk about ugly, this is ugly. It’s time for us to Live and Let Die http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoMCdu03STU Semarang. LVDH 165, Semarang 6
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lolgaruda
Game of the Week
Wu Dang Kung Fu Academy (9-3) v SDSU Aztecs (9-3)
The battle for the home playoffs continues this week with KFA and SDSU after the Aztecs’ close loss to the Cows last week. KFA also has a close loss to the Cows so this one should be equally close. Who throws up the Dr. No http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wqJTTMEeDg on D? KFA 27, SDSU 24
Other Games
Three Kingdom Warriors (12-0) v Island of Misfit Toys (1-11)
TKW is on cruise control for this one I’m sure. IMT is probably on their farewell tour to relegation at this point. Look for TKW to help Moonraker http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2GTKBx4H5Y them out of SEA. TKW 110, IMT 0
Buffalo Rampage (10-2) v Mandalay King Cobras (7-5)
This could be another of the better games for the week. MKC got what may be the win that locks them into the playoffs against the Jam last time out. Buffalo has beating the Living Daylights http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEgzBgtQlj4 out of everyone since early in the season. Buffalo 28, MKC 20
Phu Khao Bow Chicka Brown Cows (9-3) v Halifax Harpoons (3-9)
The Cows are sitting in the home playoff spot cat bird’s seat since they have the head to head against both KFA and SDSU. Now they’ve got their Golden Eye http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHFXthl5IJo on HH for the week. Cows 75, HH 3
NBA Jam Extreme (7-5) v Shanghai Tigers (4-8)
The Jam are having problems lately and Shanghai is doing better. Are the Tigers a problem for the Jam this week? We’ll find out what happens after Shanghai takes them to their Casino Royale http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl5WHj0bZ2Q this week. Jam 52, Shanghai 20
Destin Leviathans (7-5) v Bourbontown BlueCats (0-12)
Destin is so quietly having a nice season that it’s like they’re on Her Majesty’s Secret Service http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVP2n_GcdlQ and could make the playoffs. At the least they clinch a non-losing season this week. Destin 95, BBC 3
Krakow Kryptonite (6-6) v Tanzania Lumberjacks (3-9)
I keep talking about how KK is having a disappointing season, they need wins, etc., but here they are just outside of the playoff race with a probable win on the schedule. It’s like FuriousGeorge is really The Man With The Golden Gun http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzt6zAj7XUM KK 52, TL 20
Boston Bears (4-8) v Atlantic Great Whites (4-8)
A once promising season has gone down the toilet for Boston and now they’re playing for posterity, just like AGW. Just remember that Tomorrow Never Dies http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ndi2cSiSopg Boston 30, AGW 20
Usual disclaimer: this is my opinion only. If you don’t like it, I still love you.
Welcome to James Bond week. Shaken, not stirred.
Picks record this season: 166-20
Naga
Game of the Week
Palembang Drunken Monks (12-0) v Royal Blue Drunken Smurfs of Funkalicious Labatt (9-3)
Two teams from the same family collide in a battle of young guns versus vets. The Smurfs offense was on fire against a tough VT defense last game but their defense could stop nothing. Will that trend continue or will they give the Monks the Goldfinger http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94UpZMvUvEk and win. Monks 35, Smurfs 30
Other Games
Portland Dirty Penguins (12-0) v Golden Hill Bones (8-4)
This another nice game on the Naga slate this week. GHB has picked up their play as of late and are surging into the playoffs. Will they surge into PDP or will their Thunderball http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElyENM6i0xg provide problems? PDP 34, GHB 24
Victoria Teabaggers (9-3) v Singapore Slingers (2-10)
VT’s offense came alive against the Smurfs while their normally stout defense had some problems. VT definitely has a License to Kill http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZxWKpJGajE SS. VT 110, SS 0
The Cult of Personalities (9-3) v Tibetan Drunk Monks (6-6)
You down with CoP? They may not have quite the roster they did before but they’re still pretty dangerous. Will TDM’s improved squad put up a good fight or will CoP make them look like Octopussy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAXKidWGnKQ CoP 42, TDM 21
Woody Island Wolverines (7-5) v Sainte Foy Cyclones (6-6)
WIW came up big against BHH and is looking solid once again in the playoff picture. Meanwhile SFC is reeling. Will WIW put the knife in or will SFC live to Die Another Day http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11zFxKvYHLU WIW 31, SFC 17
Benton Harbor Havoc (6-6) v Hong Kong Hustlers (0-12)
BHH had a tough loss last time but they’re still in the top 8 and they get a freebie this time out. Just remember to go big because you Only Live Twice http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxteuPr28Xw BHH 255, HKH 0
Bandar Lampung Pigskin Pirates (6-6) v Wichita Black Magic (2-10)
BLPP followed up a huge win with a huge loss and they’re back to .500. Time now to climb back over the Mendoza line. This game could get ugly so it’s For Your Eyes Only http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18d9eV0fQCg tbh. BLPP 70, WBM 10
Las Vegas Dirty Hookers (2-10) v Semarang Red Bulls (0-12)
Talk about ugly, this is ugly. It’s time for us to Live and Let Die http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoMCdu03STU Semarang. LVDH 165, Semarang 6
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lolgaruda
Game of the Week
Wu Dang Kung Fu Academy (9-3) v SDSU Aztecs (9-3)
The battle for the home playoffs continues this week with KFA and SDSU after the Aztecs’ close loss to the Cows last week. KFA also has a close loss to the Cows so this one should be equally close. Who throws up the Dr. No http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wqJTTMEeDg on D? KFA 27, SDSU 24
Other Games
Three Kingdom Warriors (12-0) v Island of Misfit Toys (1-11)
TKW is on cruise control for this one I’m sure. IMT is probably on their farewell tour to relegation at this point. Look for TKW to help Moonraker http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2GTKBx4H5Y them out of SEA. TKW 110, IMT 0
Buffalo Rampage (10-2) v Mandalay King Cobras (7-5)
This could be another of the better games for the week. MKC got what may be the win that locks them into the playoffs against the Jam last time out. Buffalo has beating the Living Daylights http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEgzBgtQlj4 out of everyone since early in the season. Buffalo 28, MKC 20
Phu Khao Bow Chicka Brown Cows (9-3) v Halifax Harpoons (3-9)
The Cows are sitting in the home playoff spot cat bird’s seat since they have the head to head against both KFA and SDSU. Now they’ve got their Golden Eye http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHFXthl5IJo on HH for the week. Cows 75, HH 3
NBA Jam Extreme (7-5) v Shanghai Tigers (4-8)
The Jam are having problems lately and Shanghai is doing better. Are the Tigers a problem for the Jam this week? We’ll find out what happens after Shanghai takes them to their Casino Royale http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl5WHj0bZ2Q this week. Jam 52, Shanghai 20
Destin Leviathans (7-5) v Bourbontown BlueCats (0-12)
Destin is so quietly having a nice season that it’s like they’re on Her Majesty’s Secret Service http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVP2n_GcdlQ and could make the playoffs. At the least they clinch a non-losing season this week. Destin 95, BBC 3
Krakow Kryptonite (6-6) v Tanzania Lumberjacks (3-9)
I keep talking about how KK is having a disappointing season, they need wins, etc., but here they are just outside of the playoff race with a probable win on the schedule. It’s like FuriousGeorge is really The Man With The Golden Gun http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzt6zAj7XUM KK 52, TL 20
Boston Bears (4-8) v Atlantic Great Whites (4-8)
A once promising season has gone down the toilet for Boston and now they’re playing for posterity, just like AGW. Just remember that Tomorrow Never Dies http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ndi2cSiSopg Boston 30, AGW 20
