Texan’s Week 11 Picks
Usual disclaimer: this is my opinion only. If you don’t like it, I still love you.
Get out the eye liner and hang upside down with an entire can of Aquanet. It’s time for hair band week.
Picks record this season: 138-17
Naga
Game of the Week
Cult of Personalities (7-3) v Woody Island Wolverines (6-4)
This game should be Nothin’ But A Good Time http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_88L-CU7PD4 with two teams that have the potential to surprise in the playoffs. WIW better be careful though because another loss here and they’re in that huge pack of teams fighting for the last couple of playoff spots as 1 game separates 6 from 11 right now. Will they be able to slow down Rusty and the CoP run game? CoP 28, WIW 24
Other Games
Palembang Drunken Monks (10-0) v Tibetan Drunk Monks (5-5)
Ah, the battle for the right to call themselves “the” Monks. Last season this was won by Palembang 121-0. I don’t expect it to be that extreme this time but I still expect the same result in the W column. Welcome to the Jungle http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1tj2zJ2Wvg TDM. Monks 56, TDM 14
Portland Dirty Penguins (10-0) v Benton Harbor Havoc (6-4)
This might turn out to be a pretty good game and you know BHH will come out swinging to avoid falling back into the aforementioned pack. Last season PDP treated BHH like a Rag Doll http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFgx3lAI5Yw 52-10, so they will also want some revenge. PDP 45, BHH 21
Victoria Teabaggers (9-1) v Bandar Lampung Pigskin Pirates (5-5)
BLPP has been hanging around the fringes of the playoff picture this season and they really need a signature win to seal the deal. No Foolin’ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jACrmwTsi08 this would be a tough game to get it, but that would make it even more impressive. VT 42, BLPP 20
Royal Blue Drunken Smurfs of Funkalicious Labatt (8-2) v Semarang Red Bulls (0-10)
Two former WL playoff teams collide in a game that has pretty much lost it’s appeal. The Smurfs will take this one Round and Round http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8M60rLoCbbo these days. Smurfs 255, Semarang 0
Golden Hill Bones (6-4) v Singapore Slingers (1-9)
No offense to SS, but this is the first of two layups for GHB that should have them looking solid to make the playoffs and win at least 9 games. Cum On Feel the Noize http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW2J_UZ8lQU it’s almost time for GHB to start celebrating. GHB 115, SS 6
Sainte Foy Cyclones (5-5) v Wichita Black Magic (2-8)
Despite getting completely brutalized by the Monks, SFC is still right in the thick of the playoff race. The can’t afford to Wait http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrPJgnOXjy8 any longer to make their move though. SFC 49, WBM 10
Las Vegas Dirty Hookers (1-9) v Hong Kong Hustlers (0-10)
It’s time for LVDH to pick up their second win of the season. Good times, but forgive me if I don’t Jump http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PJic1Nm_sA for joy. LVDH 110, HKH
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lolgaruda
Game of the Week
Buffalo Rampage (8-2) v NBA Jam Extreme (7-3)
Ah, there will be no end to the talking after this one’s over, one way or another. Amazingly only 1 game separates the two teams in the standings even though it seems like Buffalo has been the more dominate squad to this point. Both teams want to ensure at least one Home Sweet Home http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBiETZFOrFc game and a win here goes a long ways in that endeavor. Buffalo 35, NBA 27
Other Games
Three Kingdom Warriors (10-0) v Krakow Kryptonite (5-5)
KK has had the kind of roller coaster season you might expect from a .500 team but losing here really puts them in a dogfight to just make the big dance. Now that we know this is KK’s swan song in SEA, they won’t have much Patience http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErvgV4P6Fzc for losing now. TKW 42, KK 17
SDSU Aztecs (8-2) v Destin Leviathans (6-4)
The game for the rookie of the year award in SEA as far as teams go. If Destin Don’t Stop Runnin’ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os6q12xDHX4 from the SDSU offense it could be a long day. Destin has jumped up a pulled off surprises before and could do it again. SDSU 38, Destin 28
Mandalay King Cobras (5-5) v Bourbontown BlueCats (0-10)
MKC gets to climb back over .500 before a rough two game stretch with Buffalo and the Jam. Every win is at a premium to make the playoffs at this point. BBC is Wanted Dead or Alive http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRvCvsRp5ho as long as they’re in the L column. MKC 180, BBC 0
Wu Dang Kung Fu Academy (7-3) v Boston Bears (4-6)
Danger Will Robinson, Boston has lost two straight and is looking like they’ll be watching the playoffs from the comfort of their sofa. KFA might be a little Scared http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVqeoI4klLE of this matchup though because a desperate Bear can be dangerous. KFA 35, Boston 24
Halifax Harpoons (3-7) v Shanghai Tigers (2-8)
If you like a lot of points scored, this could be the game for you. I don’t think you’ll see either team with only Seventeen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlN3oEjMpUQ points when this one’s over. HH 42, Tigers 38
Tanzania Lumberjacks (3-7) v Atlantic Great Whites (3-7)
Both teams are virtually eliminated from playoff contention, but the winner still has a small amount of life left. Which team ponies up like a Modern Day Cowboy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avAvkdYa3qM TL 24, AGW 23
Phu Khao Bow Chicka Brown Cows (7-3) v Island of Misfit Toys (1-9)
The Cows still have 3 tough games left in the regular season so they’ll need to collect every win possible to get a home game. This one should help as that Sweet Child O Mine http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w7OgIMMRc4 IMT doesn’t quite have the horses. Cows 85, IMT 3
Usual disclaimer: this is my opinion only. If you don’t like it, I still love you.
Get out the eye liner and hang upside down with an entire can of Aquanet. It’s time for hair band week.
Picks record this season: 138-17
Naga
Game of the Week
Cult of Personalities (7-3) v Woody Island Wolverines (6-4)
This game should be Nothin’ But A Good Time http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_88L-CU7PD4 with two teams that have the potential to surprise in the playoffs. WIW better be careful though because another loss here and they’re in that huge pack of teams fighting for the last couple of playoff spots as 1 game separates 6 from 11 right now. Will they be able to slow down Rusty and the CoP run game? CoP 28, WIW 24
Other Games
Palembang Drunken Monks (10-0) v Tibetan Drunk Monks (5-5)
Ah, the battle for the right to call themselves “the” Monks. Last season this was won by Palembang 121-0. I don’t expect it to be that extreme this time but I still expect the same result in the W column. Welcome to the Jungle http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1tj2zJ2Wvg TDM. Monks 56, TDM 14
Portland Dirty Penguins (10-0) v Benton Harbor Havoc (6-4)
This might turn out to be a pretty good game and you know BHH will come out swinging to avoid falling back into the aforementioned pack. Last season PDP treated BHH like a Rag Doll http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFgx3lAI5Yw 52-10, so they will also want some revenge. PDP 45, BHH 21
Victoria Teabaggers (9-1) v Bandar Lampung Pigskin Pirates (5-5)
BLPP has been hanging around the fringes of the playoff picture this season and they really need a signature win to seal the deal. No Foolin’ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jACrmwTsi08 this would be a tough game to get it, but that would make it even more impressive. VT 42, BLPP 20
Royal Blue Drunken Smurfs of Funkalicious Labatt (8-2) v Semarang Red Bulls (0-10)
Two former WL playoff teams collide in a game that has pretty much lost it’s appeal. The Smurfs will take this one Round and Round http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8M60rLoCbbo these days. Smurfs 255, Semarang 0
Golden Hill Bones (6-4) v Singapore Slingers (1-9)
No offense to SS, but this is the first of two layups for GHB that should have them looking solid to make the playoffs and win at least 9 games. Cum On Feel the Noize http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW2J_UZ8lQU it’s almost time for GHB to start celebrating. GHB 115, SS 6
Sainte Foy Cyclones (5-5) v Wichita Black Magic (2-8)
Despite getting completely brutalized by the Monks, SFC is still right in the thick of the playoff race. The can’t afford to Wait http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrPJgnOXjy8 any longer to make their move though. SFC 49, WBM 10
Las Vegas Dirty Hookers (1-9) v Hong Kong Hustlers (0-10)
It’s time for LVDH to pick up their second win of the season. Good times, but forgive me if I don’t Jump http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PJic1Nm_sA for joy. LVDH 110, HKH
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lolgaruda
Game of the Week
Buffalo Rampage (8-2) v NBA Jam Extreme (7-3)
Ah, there will be no end to the talking after this one’s over, one way or another. Amazingly only 1 game separates the two teams in the standings even though it seems like Buffalo has been the more dominate squad to this point. Both teams want to ensure at least one Home Sweet Home http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBiETZFOrFc game and a win here goes a long ways in that endeavor. Buffalo 35, NBA 27
Other Games
Three Kingdom Warriors (10-0) v Krakow Kryptonite (5-5)
KK has had the kind of roller coaster season you might expect from a .500 team but losing here really puts them in a dogfight to just make the big dance. Now that we know this is KK’s swan song in SEA, they won’t have much Patience http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErvgV4P6Fzc for losing now. TKW 42, KK 17
SDSU Aztecs (8-2) v Destin Leviathans (6-4)
The game for the rookie of the year award in SEA as far as teams go. If Destin Don’t Stop Runnin’ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os6q12xDHX4 from the SDSU offense it could be a long day. Destin has jumped up a pulled off surprises before and could do it again. SDSU 38, Destin 28
Mandalay King Cobras (5-5) v Bourbontown BlueCats (0-10)
MKC gets to climb back over .500 before a rough two game stretch with Buffalo and the Jam. Every win is at a premium to make the playoffs at this point. BBC is Wanted Dead or Alive http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRvCvsRp5ho as long as they’re in the L column. MKC 180, BBC 0
Wu Dang Kung Fu Academy (7-3) v Boston Bears (4-6)
Danger Will Robinson, Boston has lost two straight and is looking like they’ll be watching the playoffs from the comfort of their sofa. KFA might be a little Scared http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVqeoI4klLE of this matchup though because a desperate Bear can be dangerous. KFA 35, Boston 24
Halifax Harpoons (3-7) v Shanghai Tigers (2-8)
If you like a lot of points scored, this could be the game for you. I don’t think you’ll see either team with only Seventeen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlN3oEjMpUQ points when this one’s over. HH 42, Tigers 38
Tanzania Lumberjacks (3-7) v Atlantic Great Whites (3-7)
Both teams are virtually eliminated from playoff contention, but the winner still has a small amount of life left. Which team ponies up like a Modern Day Cowboy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avAvkdYa3qM TL 24, AGW 23
Phu Khao Bow Chicka Brown Cows (7-3) v Island of Misfit Toys (1-9)
The Cows still have 3 tough games left in the regular season so they’ll need to collect every win possible to get a home game. This one should help as that Sweet Child O Mine http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w7OgIMMRc4 IMT doesn’t quite have the horses. Cows 85, IMT 3
