The rankings below are based off of nothing but roster evaluation, past records (seasonal, playoffs, and scrimmages), team chemistry, and personal knowledge of the team. I didn’t use a greasemonkey script or spreadsheet or anything fancy; just my opinion. These rankings are up for debate amongst yourselves on the forums, but if you want to move up in the rankings; you’ll have to prove it on the dotball field!
ZETA is marked in BOLD
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~ The Black Hand move up to Elite
~ The E-City Mercenaries move up to Elite
~ The LUX Borg fall
~ The ]London Hitmen fall
~ The Dirty South Brew Crew fell to Average
~ The Algoma Beach Tokers fell to Below Average
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Tier 1 - Elite
1 .. 8 – 0 . Black Hand . +5
2 .. 7 – 1 . Paris Musketeers . -1
3 .. 8 – 0 . E-City Mercenaries . +2
Tier 2 - Great
4 .. 7 – 1 . Graz Grizzlies . 0
5 .. 6 – 2 . LUX Borg . -3
6 .. 6 – 2 . London Hitmen . -3
Tier 3 - Above Average
7 .. 6 – 2 . Portland Rage . 0
8 .. 7 – 1 . Diamond Valley Mastadons . 0
9 .. 6 – 2 . Fareham Demons . 0
10 . 6 – 2 . Amsterdam Chiefs . 0
11 . 5 – 3 . United Empire . 0
12 . 5 – 3 . Lawrence Stop Signs . 0
13 . 5 – 3 . Porto People Eaters . 0
Tier 4 - Average
14 . 4 – 4 . London Underground . +1
15 . 5 – 3 . Metz Metal Militia . +1
16 . 5 – 3 . Mentone Beach Assault . +1
17 . 4 – 4 . Dirty South Brew Crew . -3
18 . 6 – 2 . Black Sea Serpents . +1
19 . 5 – 3 . VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY . +1
Tier 5 - Below Average
20 . 3 – 5 . Algoma Beach Tokers . -2
21 . 4 – 4 . Mexican Misfits . 0
22 . 3 – 5 . Minnesota Skulls . 0
23 . 3 – 5 . Dot Vaders . 0
Tier 6 - Meh
24 . 0 – 8 . Pirgos Warlords . 0
25 . 0 – 8 . Schrute Farms . 0
26 . 0 – 8 . Glasgow Tigers . 0
27 . 1 – 7 . Evil Fleet . 0
28 . 1 – 7 . Austin Drunk Punks . 0
Tier 7 - The Cellar
29 . 0 – 8 . Black Sea Rebels . 0
30 . 1 – 7 . London CPU . 0
31 . 1 – 7 . Valencia Bats . 0
32 . 0 – 8 . Astoria Titans . 0
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STREAK WATCH:
Here's a list of the current winning streaks in Western Europe Pro League...
E-City Mercenaries - 8
Black Hand - 8
Diamond Valley Mastadons - 6
Amsterdam Chiefs - 6
Grizzlies - 3
United Empire - 3
Black Sea Serpents - 2
Mentone Beach Assault - 2
Lawrence Stop Signs - 2
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ON THE BUBBLE:
London Underground +
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Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 1 ........ 3 ........ 0.563 ........ 7-1...... Paris Musketeers
2.. ........ 2 ........ 1 ........ 0.359 ........ 8-0...... E-City Mercenaries
3.. ...... 11 ...... 11 ........ 0.688 ........ 5-3...... Porto People Eaters
4.. ........ 3 ........ 2 ........ 0.391 ........ 8-0...... Black Hand
5.. ........ 6 ........ 4 ........ 0.375 ........ 7-1...... Graz Grizzlies
6.. ........ 4 ...... 15 ........ 0.453 ........ 6-2...... London Hitmen
7.. ...... 14 ........ 8 ........ 0.453 ........ 7-1...... Diamond Valley Mastadons
8.. ........ 9 ...... 16 ........ 0.547 ........ 4-4...... London Underground
9.. ........ 5 ........ 9 ........ 0.406 ........ 6-2...... Amsterdam Chiefs
10 ........ 8 ........ 7 ........ 0.391 ........ 5-3...... Lawrence Stop Signs
11 ...... 18 ........ 6 ........ 0.531 ........ 6-2...... LUX Borg
12 ...... 12 ...... 17 ........ 0.469 ........ 5-3...... United Empire
13 ...... 16 ...... 13 ........ 0.422 ........ 6-2...... Black Sea Serpents
14 ...... 23 ........ 5 ........ 0.406 ........ 6-2...... Fareham Demons
15 ...... 10 ...... 10 ........ 0.406 ........ 5-3...... VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY
16 ........ 7 ...... 19 ........ 0.328 ........ 6-2...... Portland Rage
17 ...... 19 ...... 12 ........ 0.484 ........ 4-4...... Dirty South Brew Crew
18 ...... 13 ...... 14 ........ 0.375 ........ 5-3...... Metz Metal Militia
19 ...... 20 ...... 21 ........ 0.563 ........ 4-4...... Mexican Misfits
20 ...... 17 ...... 24 ........ 0.484 ........ 3-5...... Minnesota Skulls
21 ...... 21 ...... 18 ........ 0.500 ........ 3-5...... Algoma Beach Tokers
22 ...... 15 ...... 20 ........ 0.359 ........ 5-3...... Mentone Beach Assault
23 ...... 22 ...... 22 ........ 0.484 ........ 3-5...... Dot Vaders
24 ...... 24 ...... 25 ........ 0.703 ........ 0-8...... Pirgos Warlords
25 ...... 28 ...... 23 ........ 0.719 ........ 0-8...... Schrute Farms
26 ...... 27 ...... 27 ........ 0.656 ........ 0-8...... Glasgow Tigers
27 ...... 31 ...... 28 ........ 0.609 ........ 1-7...... Evil Fleet
28 ...... 26 ...... 26 ........ 0.547 ........ 1-7...... Austin Drunk Punks
29 ...... 32 ...... 31 ........ 0.672 ........ 0-8...... Black Sea Rebels
30 ...... 25 ...... 29 ........ 0.516 ........ 1-7...... London CPU
31 ...... 30 ...... 30 ........ 0.594 ........ 1-7...... Valencia Bats
32 ...... 29 ...... 32 ........ 0.547 ........ 0-8...... Astoria Titans
ALPHA
Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
2.. ........ 2 ........ 1 ........ 0.359 ........ 8-0...... E-City Mercenaries
7.. ...... 14 ........ 8 ........ 0.453 ........ 7-1...... Diamond Valley Mastadons
11 ...... 18 ........ 6 ........ 0.531 ........ 6-2...... LUX Borg
12 ...... 12 ...... 17 ........ 0.469 ........ 5-3...... United Empire
13 ...... 16 ...... 13 ........ 0.422 ........ 6-2...... Black Sea Serpents
14 ...... 23 ........ 5 ........ 0.406 ........ 6-2...... Fareham Demons
16 ........ 7 ...... 19 ........ 0.328 ........ 6-2...... Portland Rage
17 ...... 19 ...... 12 ........ 0.484 ........ 4-4...... Dirty South Brew Crew
19 ...... 20 ...... 21 ........ 0.563 ........ 4-4...... Mexican Misfits
21 ...... 21 ...... 18 ........ 0.500 ........ 3-5...... Algoma Beach Tokers
22 ...... 15 ...... 20 ........ 0.359 ........ 5-3...... Mentone Beach Assault
23 ...... 22 ...... 22 ........ 0.484 ........ 3-5...... Dot Vaders
24 ...... 24 ...... 25 ........ 0.703 ........ 0-8...... Pirgos Warlords
25 ...... 28 ...... 23 ........ 0.719 ........ 0-8...... Schrute Farms
28 ...... 26 ...... 26 ........ 0.547 ........ 1-7...... Austin Drunk Punks
29 ...... 32 ...... 31 ........ 0.672 ........ 0-8...... Black Sea Rebels
ZETA
Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 1 ........ 3 ........ 0.563 ........ 7-1...... Paris Musketeers
3.. ...... 11 ...... 11 ........ 0.688 ........ 5-3...... Porto People Eaters
4.. ........ 3 ........ 2 ........ 0.391 ........ 8-0...... Black Hand
5.. ........ 6 ........ 4 ........ 0.375 ........ 7-1...... Graz Grizzlies
6.. ........ 4 ...... 15 ........ 0.453 ........ 6-2...... London Hitmen
8.. ........ 9 ...... 16 ........ 0.547 ........ 4-4...... London Underground
9.. ........ 5 ........ 9 ........ 0.406 ........ 6-2...... Amsterdam Chiefs
10 ........ 8 ........ 7 ........ 0.391 ........ 5-3...... Lawrence Stop Signs
15 ...... 10 ...... 10 ........ 0.406 ........ 5-3...... VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY
18 ...... 13 ...... 14 ........ 0.375 ........ 5-3...... Metz Metal Militia
20 ...... 17 ...... 24 ........ 0.484 ........ 3-5...... Minnesota Skulls
26 ...... 27 ...... 27 ........ 0.656 ........ 0-8...... Glasgow Tigers
27 ...... 31 ...... 28 ........ 0.609 ........ 1-7...... Evil Fleet
30 ...... 25 ...... 29 ........ 0.516 ........ 1-7...... London CPU
31 ...... 30 ...... 30 ........ 0.594 ........ 1-7...... Valencia Bats
32 ...... 29 ...... 32 ........ 0.547 ........ 0-8...... Astoria Titans
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Rank .. Players .. .. .. Age .. .. Avg Level .. .. .. Avg Value .. .. Eff Level .. .. .. .. .. Salary .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Team
1 .. .. .. .. .. . 1 .. .. .. .. . 455 .. .. .. .. 68 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1204.06 .. .. .. .. 75 .. .. .. .. .. . $6,345,800 .. .. .. .. .. Astoria Titans
2 .. .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 424 .. .. .. .. 70 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1134.90 .. .. .. .. 75 .. .. .. .. .. $20,211,560 .. .. .. .. .. London Hitmen
3 .. .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 460 .. .. .. .. 73 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1124.56 .. .. .. .. 75 .. .. .. .. .. $23,220,000 .. .. .. .. .. London Underground
4 .. .. .. .. .. 54 .. .. .. .. . 460 .. .. .. .. 73 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1121.82 .. .. .. .. 75 .. .. .. .. .. $18,703,200 .. .. .. .. .. Paris Musketeers
5 .. .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 468 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1108.56 .. .. .. .. 75 .. .. .. .. .. $26,364,000 .. .. .. .. .. VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY
6 .. .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 498 .. .. .. .. 73 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1108.05 .. .. .. .. 75 .. .. .. .. .. $23,415,000 .. .. .. .. .. LUX Borg
7 .. .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 500 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1102.57 .. .. .. .. 75 .. .. .. .. .. $14,839,640 .. .. .. .. .. United Empire
8 .. .. .. .. .. 54 .. .. .. .. . 504 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1102.14 .. .. .. .. 75 .. .. .. .. .. $24,271,000 .. .. .. .. .. Black Sea Serpents
9 .. .. .. .. .. 54 .. .. .. .. . 482 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1097.05 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $26,406,800 .. .. .. .. .. Black Hand
10 .. .. .. .. 54 .. .. .. .. . 497 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1096.96 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $11,476,200 .. .. .. .. .. Algoma Beach Tokers
11 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 494 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1095.72 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $22,260,000 .. .. .. .. .. Dirty South Brew Crew
12 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 467 .. .. .. .. 73 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1095.64 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $16,328,000 .. .. .. .. .. Portland Rage
13 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 497 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1095.12 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $19,576,240 .. .. .. .. .. Graz Grizzlies
14 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 485 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1089.28 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $28,735,000 .. .. .. .. .. E-City Mercenaries
15 .. .. .. .. 48 .. .. .. .. . 481 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1086.31 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $18,208,000 .. .. .. .. .. Minnesota Skulls
16 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 450 .. .. .. .. 71 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1085.11 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. . $7,425,000 .. .. .. .. .. Amsterdam Chiefs
17 .. .. .. .. 54 .. .. .. .. . 487 .. .. .. .. 71 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1083.78 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. . $8,890,000 .. .. .. .. .. Pirgos Warlords
18 .. .. .. .. 52 .. .. .. .. . 437 .. .. .. .. 70 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1083.46 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $26,104,000 .. .. .. .. .. Porto People Eaters
19 .. .. .. .. 52 .. .. .. .. . 468 .. .. .. .. 71 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1082.09 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $22,819,840 .. .. .. .. .. Fareham Demons
20 .. .. .. .. 43 .. .. .. .. . 481 .. .. .. .. 71 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1059.56 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $19,817,760 .. .. .. .. .. Glasgow Tigers
21 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 461 .. .. .. .. 71 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1052.76 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $20,881,560 .. .. .. .. .. Lawrence Stop Signs
22 .. .. .. .. 51 .. .. .. .. . 460 .. .. .. .. 71 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1050.31 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $10,365,120 .. .. .. .. .. Mentone Beach Assault
23 .. .. .. .. 48 .. .. .. .. . 477 .. .. .. .. 70 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1048.24 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $15,321,120 .. .. .. .. .. Metz Metal Militia
24 .. .. .. .. 43 .. .. .. .. . 434 .. .. .. .. 69 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1040.74 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. . $6,885,000 .. .. .. .. .. Austin Drunk Punks
25 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 414 .. .. .. .. 70 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1029.33 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $19,797,240 .. .. .. .. .. Schrute Farms
26 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 485 .. .. .. .. 71 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1027.89 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $24,744,000 .. .. .. .. .. Diamond Valley Mastadons
27 .. .. .. .. 51 .. .. .. .. . 386 .. .. .. .. 66 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1026.46 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. . $6,910,000 .. .. .. .. .. Dot Vaders
28 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 429 .. .. .. .. 70 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1019.86 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $19,556,760 .. .. .. .. .. Mexican Misfits
29 .. .. .. .. 37 .. .. .. .. . 558 .. .. .. .. 73 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1010.50 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $11,595,560 .. .. .. .. .. Black Sea Rebels
30 .. .. .. .. 44 .. .. .. .. . 466 .. .. .. .. 70 .. .. .. .. .. .. . 975.34 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $14,926,000 .. .. .. .. .. Evil Fleet
31 .. .. .. .. . 0 .. .. .. .. NaN .. .. .. .. . 0 .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. . 0.00 .. .. .. .. . 0 .. .. .. .. .. $18,600,000 .. .. .. .. .. London CPU
32 .. .. .. .. . 0 .. .. .. .. NaN .. .. .. .. . 0 .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. . 0.00 .. .. .. .. . 0 .. .. .. .. .. . $5,940,800 .. .. .. .. .. Valencia Bats
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NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
ALPHA
Exp Score Matchup
32 - 13 E-City Mercenaries (8-0) def. LUX Borg (6-2)
35 - 16 Diamond Valley Mastadons (7-1) def. Algoma Beach Tokers (3-5)
17 - 16 Fareham Demons (6-2) def. Dirty South Brew Crew (4-4)
51 - 38 Portland Rage (6-2) def. Mentone Beach Assault (5-3)
142 - 0 Black Sea Serpents (6-2) def. Black Sea Rebels (0-8)
70 - 10 United Empire (5-3) def. Austin Drunk Punks (1-7)
30 - 28 Mexican Misfits (4-4) def. Dot Vaders (3-5)
26 - 13 Pirgos Warlords (0-8) def. Schrute Farms (0-8)
ZETA
Exp Score Matchup
28 - 18 Black Hand (8-0) def. Graz Grizzlies (7-1)
51 - 14 Paris Musketeers (7-1) def. Metz Metal Militia (5-3)
42 - 39 Amsterdam Chiefs (6-2) def. London Hitmen (6-2)
149 - 3 Porto People Eaters (5-3) def. Astoria Titans (0-8)
38 - 26 Lawrence Stop Signs (5-3) def. London Underground (4-4)
83 - 7 VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY (5-3) def. Glasgow Tigers (0-8)
85 - 8 Minnesota Skulls (3-5) def. Evil Fleet (1-7)
49 - 17 London CPU (1-7) def. Valencia Bats (1-7)
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ALPHA
Home Team Away Team
E-City Mercenaries vs. LUX Borg { Mercenaries }
Diamond Valley Mastadons vs. Algoma Beach Tokers { Mastadons }
Portland Rage vs. Mentone Beach Assault { Rage }
Black Sea Serpents vs. Black Sea Rebels { Serpents }
Dirty South Brew Crew vs. Fareham Demons { Demons }
United Empire vs. Austin Drunk Punks { Empire }
Dot Vaders vs. Mexican Misfits { Misfits }
Schrute Farms vs. Pirgos Warlords { Warlords }
ZETA
Home Team Away Team
Glasgow Tigers vs. VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY { BLACK ARMY }
London Hitmen vs. Amsterdam Chiefs { Hitmen }
Porto People Eaters vs. Astoria Titans { People Eaters }
London CPU vs. Valencia Bats { Bats }
Evil Fleet vs. Minnesota Skulls { Skulls }
Graz Grizzlies vs. Black Hand { Grizzlies }
Paris Musketeers vs. Metz Metal Militia { Musketeers }
London Underground vs. Lawrence Stop Signs { Underground }
ZETA is marked in BOLD
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~ The Black Hand move up to Elite
~ The E-City Mercenaries move up to Elite
~ The LUX Borg fall
~ The ]London Hitmen fall
~ The Dirty South Brew Crew fell to Average
~ The Algoma Beach Tokers fell to Below Average
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Tier 1 - Elite
1 .. 8 – 0 . Black Hand . +5
2 .. 7 – 1 . Paris Musketeers . -1
3 .. 8 – 0 . E-City Mercenaries . +2
Tier 2 - Great
4 .. 7 – 1 . Graz Grizzlies . 0
5 .. 6 – 2 . LUX Borg . -3
6 .. 6 – 2 . London Hitmen . -3
Tier 3 - Above Average
7 .. 6 – 2 . Portland Rage . 0
8 .. 7 – 1 . Diamond Valley Mastadons . 0
9 .. 6 – 2 . Fareham Demons . 0
10 . 6 – 2 . Amsterdam Chiefs . 0
11 . 5 – 3 . United Empire . 0
12 . 5 – 3 . Lawrence Stop Signs . 0
13 . 5 – 3 . Porto People Eaters . 0
Tier 4 - Average
14 . 4 – 4 . London Underground . +1
15 . 5 – 3 . Metz Metal Militia . +1
16 . 5 – 3 . Mentone Beach Assault . +1
17 . 4 – 4 . Dirty South Brew Crew . -3
18 . 6 – 2 . Black Sea Serpents . +1
19 . 5 – 3 . VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY . +1
Tier 5 - Below Average
20 . 3 – 5 . Algoma Beach Tokers . -2
21 . 4 – 4 . Mexican Misfits . 0
22 . 3 – 5 . Minnesota Skulls . 0
23 . 3 – 5 . Dot Vaders . 0
Tier 6 - Meh
24 . 0 – 8 . Pirgos Warlords . 0
25 . 0 – 8 . Schrute Farms . 0
26 . 0 – 8 . Glasgow Tigers . 0
27 . 1 – 7 . Evil Fleet . 0
28 . 1 – 7 . Austin Drunk Punks . 0
Tier 7 - The Cellar
29 . 0 – 8 . Black Sea Rebels . 0
30 . 1 – 7 . London CPU . 0
31 . 1 – 7 . Valencia Bats . 0
32 . 0 – 8 . Astoria Titans . 0
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STREAK WATCH:
Here's a list of the current winning streaks in Western Europe Pro League...
E-City Mercenaries - 8
Black Hand - 8
Diamond Valley Mastadons - 6
Amsterdam Chiefs - 6
Grizzlies - 3
United Empire - 3
Black Sea Serpents - 2
Mentone Beach Assault - 2
Lawrence Stop Signs - 2
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ON THE BUBBLE:
London Underground +
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Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 1 ........ 3 ........ 0.563 ........ 7-1...... Paris Musketeers
2.. ........ 2 ........ 1 ........ 0.359 ........ 8-0...... E-City Mercenaries
3.. ...... 11 ...... 11 ........ 0.688 ........ 5-3...... Porto People Eaters
4.. ........ 3 ........ 2 ........ 0.391 ........ 8-0...... Black Hand
5.. ........ 6 ........ 4 ........ 0.375 ........ 7-1...... Graz Grizzlies
6.. ........ 4 ...... 15 ........ 0.453 ........ 6-2...... London Hitmen
7.. ...... 14 ........ 8 ........ 0.453 ........ 7-1...... Diamond Valley Mastadons
8.. ........ 9 ...... 16 ........ 0.547 ........ 4-4...... London Underground
9.. ........ 5 ........ 9 ........ 0.406 ........ 6-2...... Amsterdam Chiefs
10 ........ 8 ........ 7 ........ 0.391 ........ 5-3...... Lawrence Stop Signs
11 ...... 18 ........ 6 ........ 0.531 ........ 6-2...... LUX Borg
12 ...... 12 ...... 17 ........ 0.469 ........ 5-3...... United Empire
13 ...... 16 ...... 13 ........ 0.422 ........ 6-2...... Black Sea Serpents
14 ...... 23 ........ 5 ........ 0.406 ........ 6-2...... Fareham Demons
15 ...... 10 ...... 10 ........ 0.406 ........ 5-3...... VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY
16 ........ 7 ...... 19 ........ 0.328 ........ 6-2...... Portland Rage
17 ...... 19 ...... 12 ........ 0.484 ........ 4-4...... Dirty South Brew Crew
18 ...... 13 ...... 14 ........ 0.375 ........ 5-3...... Metz Metal Militia
19 ...... 20 ...... 21 ........ 0.563 ........ 4-4...... Mexican Misfits
20 ...... 17 ...... 24 ........ 0.484 ........ 3-5...... Minnesota Skulls
21 ...... 21 ...... 18 ........ 0.500 ........ 3-5...... Algoma Beach Tokers
22 ...... 15 ...... 20 ........ 0.359 ........ 5-3...... Mentone Beach Assault
23 ...... 22 ...... 22 ........ 0.484 ........ 3-5...... Dot Vaders
24 ...... 24 ...... 25 ........ 0.703 ........ 0-8...... Pirgos Warlords
25 ...... 28 ...... 23 ........ 0.719 ........ 0-8...... Schrute Farms
26 ...... 27 ...... 27 ........ 0.656 ........ 0-8...... Glasgow Tigers
27 ...... 31 ...... 28 ........ 0.609 ........ 1-7...... Evil Fleet
28 ...... 26 ...... 26 ........ 0.547 ........ 1-7...... Austin Drunk Punks
29 ...... 32 ...... 31 ........ 0.672 ........ 0-8...... Black Sea Rebels
30 ...... 25 ...... 29 ........ 0.516 ........ 1-7...... London CPU
31 ...... 30 ...... 30 ........ 0.594 ........ 1-7...... Valencia Bats
32 ...... 29 ...... 32 ........ 0.547 ........ 0-8...... Astoria Titans
ALPHA
Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
2.. ........ 2 ........ 1 ........ 0.359 ........ 8-0...... E-City Mercenaries
7.. ...... 14 ........ 8 ........ 0.453 ........ 7-1...... Diamond Valley Mastadons
11 ...... 18 ........ 6 ........ 0.531 ........ 6-2...... LUX Borg
12 ...... 12 ...... 17 ........ 0.469 ........ 5-3...... United Empire
13 ...... 16 ...... 13 ........ 0.422 ........ 6-2...... Black Sea Serpents
14 ...... 23 ........ 5 ........ 0.406 ........ 6-2...... Fareham Demons
16 ........ 7 ...... 19 ........ 0.328 ........ 6-2...... Portland Rage
17 ...... 19 ...... 12 ........ 0.484 ........ 4-4...... Dirty South Brew Crew
19 ...... 20 ...... 21 ........ 0.563 ........ 4-4...... Mexican Misfits
21 ...... 21 ...... 18 ........ 0.500 ........ 3-5...... Algoma Beach Tokers
22 ...... 15 ...... 20 ........ 0.359 ........ 5-3...... Mentone Beach Assault
23 ...... 22 ...... 22 ........ 0.484 ........ 3-5...... Dot Vaders
24 ...... 24 ...... 25 ........ 0.703 ........ 0-8...... Pirgos Warlords
25 ...... 28 ...... 23 ........ 0.719 ........ 0-8...... Schrute Farms
28 ...... 26 ...... 26 ........ 0.547 ........ 1-7...... Austin Drunk Punks
29 ...... 32 ...... 31 ........ 0.672 ........ 0-8...... Black Sea Rebels
ZETA
Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 1 ........ 3 ........ 0.563 ........ 7-1...... Paris Musketeers
3.. ...... 11 ...... 11 ........ 0.688 ........ 5-3...... Porto People Eaters
4.. ........ 3 ........ 2 ........ 0.391 ........ 8-0...... Black Hand
5.. ........ 6 ........ 4 ........ 0.375 ........ 7-1...... Graz Grizzlies
6.. ........ 4 ...... 15 ........ 0.453 ........ 6-2...... London Hitmen
8.. ........ 9 ...... 16 ........ 0.547 ........ 4-4...... London Underground
9.. ........ 5 ........ 9 ........ 0.406 ........ 6-2...... Amsterdam Chiefs
10 ........ 8 ........ 7 ........ 0.391 ........ 5-3...... Lawrence Stop Signs
15 ...... 10 ...... 10 ........ 0.406 ........ 5-3...... VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY
18 ...... 13 ...... 14 ........ 0.375 ........ 5-3...... Metz Metal Militia
20 ...... 17 ...... 24 ........ 0.484 ........ 3-5...... Minnesota Skulls
26 ...... 27 ...... 27 ........ 0.656 ........ 0-8...... Glasgow Tigers
27 ...... 31 ...... 28 ........ 0.609 ........ 1-7...... Evil Fleet
30 ...... 25 ...... 29 ........ 0.516 ........ 1-7...... London CPU
31 ...... 30 ...... 30 ........ 0.594 ........ 1-7...... Valencia Bats
32 ...... 29 ...... 32 ........ 0.547 ........ 0-8...... Astoria Titans
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Rank .. Players .. .. .. Age .. .. Avg Level .. .. .. Avg Value .. .. Eff Level .. .. .. .. .. Salary .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Team
1 .. .. .. .. .. . 1 .. .. .. .. . 455 .. .. .. .. 68 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1204.06 .. .. .. .. 75 .. .. .. .. .. . $6,345,800 .. .. .. .. .. Astoria Titans
2 .. .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 424 .. .. .. .. 70 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1134.90 .. .. .. .. 75 .. .. .. .. .. $20,211,560 .. .. .. .. .. London Hitmen
3 .. .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 460 .. .. .. .. 73 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1124.56 .. .. .. .. 75 .. .. .. .. .. $23,220,000 .. .. .. .. .. London Underground
4 .. .. .. .. .. 54 .. .. .. .. . 460 .. .. .. .. 73 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1121.82 .. .. .. .. 75 .. .. .. .. .. $18,703,200 .. .. .. .. .. Paris Musketeers
5 .. .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 468 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1108.56 .. .. .. .. 75 .. .. .. .. .. $26,364,000 .. .. .. .. .. VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY
6 .. .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 498 .. .. .. .. 73 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1108.05 .. .. .. .. 75 .. .. .. .. .. $23,415,000 .. .. .. .. .. LUX Borg
7 .. .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 500 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1102.57 .. .. .. .. 75 .. .. .. .. .. $14,839,640 .. .. .. .. .. United Empire
8 .. .. .. .. .. 54 .. .. .. .. . 504 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1102.14 .. .. .. .. 75 .. .. .. .. .. $24,271,000 .. .. .. .. .. Black Sea Serpents
9 .. .. .. .. .. 54 .. .. .. .. . 482 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1097.05 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $26,406,800 .. .. .. .. .. Black Hand
10 .. .. .. .. 54 .. .. .. .. . 497 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1096.96 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $11,476,200 .. .. .. .. .. Algoma Beach Tokers
11 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 494 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1095.72 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $22,260,000 .. .. .. .. .. Dirty South Brew Crew
12 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 467 .. .. .. .. 73 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1095.64 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $16,328,000 .. .. .. .. .. Portland Rage
13 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 497 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1095.12 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $19,576,240 .. .. .. .. .. Graz Grizzlies
14 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 485 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1089.28 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $28,735,000 .. .. .. .. .. E-City Mercenaries
15 .. .. .. .. 48 .. .. .. .. . 481 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1086.31 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $18,208,000 .. .. .. .. .. Minnesota Skulls
16 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 450 .. .. .. .. 71 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1085.11 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. . $7,425,000 .. .. .. .. .. Amsterdam Chiefs
17 .. .. .. .. 54 .. .. .. .. . 487 .. .. .. .. 71 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1083.78 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. . $8,890,000 .. .. .. .. .. Pirgos Warlords
18 .. .. .. .. 52 .. .. .. .. . 437 .. .. .. .. 70 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1083.46 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $26,104,000 .. .. .. .. .. Porto People Eaters
19 .. .. .. .. 52 .. .. .. .. . 468 .. .. .. .. 71 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1082.09 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $22,819,840 .. .. .. .. .. Fareham Demons
20 .. .. .. .. 43 .. .. .. .. . 481 .. .. .. .. 71 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1059.56 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $19,817,760 .. .. .. .. .. Glasgow Tigers
21 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 461 .. .. .. .. 71 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1052.76 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $20,881,560 .. .. .. .. .. Lawrence Stop Signs
22 .. .. .. .. 51 .. .. .. .. . 460 .. .. .. .. 71 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1050.31 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $10,365,120 .. .. .. .. .. Mentone Beach Assault
23 .. .. .. .. 48 .. .. .. .. . 477 .. .. .. .. 70 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1048.24 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $15,321,120 .. .. .. .. .. Metz Metal Militia
24 .. .. .. .. 43 .. .. .. .. . 434 .. .. .. .. 69 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1040.74 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. . $6,885,000 .. .. .. .. .. Austin Drunk Punks
25 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 414 .. .. .. .. 70 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1029.33 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $19,797,240 .. .. .. .. .. Schrute Farms
26 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 485 .. .. .. .. 71 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1027.89 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $24,744,000 .. .. .. .. .. Diamond Valley Mastadons
27 .. .. .. .. 51 .. .. .. .. . 386 .. .. .. .. 66 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1026.46 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. . $6,910,000 .. .. .. .. .. Dot Vaders
28 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 429 .. .. .. .. 70 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1019.86 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $19,556,760 .. .. .. .. .. Mexican Misfits
29 .. .. .. .. 37 .. .. .. .. . 558 .. .. .. .. 73 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1010.50 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $11,595,560 .. .. .. .. .. Black Sea Rebels
30 .. .. .. .. 44 .. .. .. .. . 466 .. .. .. .. 70 .. .. .. .. .. .. . 975.34 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $14,926,000 .. .. .. .. .. Evil Fleet
31 .. .. .. .. . 0 .. .. .. .. NaN .. .. .. .. . 0 .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. . 0.00 .. .. .. .. . 0 .. .. .. .. .. $18,600,000 .. .. .. .. .. London CPU
32 .. .. .. .. . 0 .. .. .. .. NaN .. .. .. .. . 0 .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. . 0.00 .. .. .. .. . 0 .. .. .. .. .. . $5,940,800 .. .. .. .. .. Valencia Bats
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NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
ALPHA
Exp Score Matchup
32 - 13 E-City Mercenaries (8-0) def. LUX Borg (6-2)
35 - 16 Diamond Valley Mastadons (7-1) def. Algoma Beach Tokers (3-5)
17 - 16 Fareham Demons (6-2) def. Dirty South Brew Crew (4-4)
51 - 38 Portland Rage (6-2) def. Mentone Beach Assault (5-3)
142 - 0 Black Sea Serpents (6-2) def. Black Sea Rebels (0-8)
70 - 10 United Empire (5-3) def. Austin Drunk Punks (1-7)
30 - 28 Mexican Misfits (4-4) def. Dot Vaders (3-5)
26 - 13 Pirgos Warlords (0-8) def. Schrute Farms (0-8)
ZETA
Exp Score Matchup
28 - 18 Black Hand (8-0) def. Graz Grizzlies (7-1)
51 - 14 Paris Musketeers (7-1) def. Metz Metal Militia (5-3)
42 - 39 Amsterdam Chiefs (6-2) def. London Hitmen (6-2)
149 - 3 Porto People Eaters (5-3) def. Astoria Titans (0-8)
38 - 26 Lawrence Stop Signs (5-3) def. London Underground (4-4)
83 - 7 VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY (5-3) def. Glasgow Tigers (0-8)
85 - 8 Minnesota Skulls (3-5) def. Evil Fleet (1-7)
49 - 17 London CPU (1-7) def. Valencia Bats (1-7)
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Jon's Magic 8 Ball
ALPHA
Home Team Away Team
E-City Mercenaries vs. LUX Borg { Mercenaries }
Diamond Valley Mastadons vs. Algoma Beach Tokers { Mastadons }
Portland Rage vs. Mentone Beach Assault { Rage }
Black Sea Serpents vs. Black Sea Rebels { Serpents }
Dirty South Brew Crew vs. Fareham Demons { Demons }
United Empire vs. Austin Drunk Punks { Empire }
Dot Vaders vs. Mexican Misfits { Misfits }
Schrute Farms vs. Pirgos Warlords { Warlords }
ZETA
Home Team Away Team
Glasgow Tigers vs. VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY { BLACK ARMY }
London Hitmen vs. Amsterdam Chiefs { Hitmen }
Porto People Eaters vs. Astoria Titans { People Eaters }
London CPU vs. Valencia Bats { Bats }
Evil Fleet vs. Minnesota Skulls { Skulls }
Graz Grizzlies vs. Black Hand { Grizzlies }
Paris Musketeers vs. Metz Metal Militia { Musketeers }
London Underground vs. Lawrence Stop Signs { Underground }
