The rankings below are based off of nothing but roster evaluation, past records (seasonal, playoffs, and scrimmages), team chemistry, and personal knowledge of the team. I didn’t use a greasemonkey script or spreadsheet or anything fancy; just my opinion. These rankings are up for debate amongst yourselves on the forums, but if you want to move up in the rankings; you’ll have to prove it on the dotball field!
ZETA is marked in BOLD
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~ The London Hitmen fell to Great
~ The Graz Grizzlies move up
~ The VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY move up to Above Average
~ The Black Hand move up to Above Average
~ The Metz Metal Militia fell to Average
~ The Amsterdam Chiefs move up to Average
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Tier 1 - Elite
1 .. 4 – 0 . Paris Musketeers . +1
2 .. 4 – 0 . LUX Borg . +1
Tier 2 - Great
3 .. 3 – 1 . London Hitmen . -2
4 .. 4 – 0 . Graz Grizzlies . +3
5 .. 1 – 3 . London Underground . -1
6 .. 4 – 0 . E-City Mercenaries . -1
7 .. 3 – 1 . Portland Rage . -1
8 .. 2 – 2 . Porto People Eaters . 0
9 .. 2 – 2 . Dirty South Brew Crew . 0
10 . 2 – 2 . Algoma Beach Tokers . 0
Tier 3 - Above Average
11 . 2 – 2 . United Empire . 0
12 . 3 – 1 . Lawrence Stop Signs . 0
13 . 4 – 0 . VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY . +2
14 . 4 – 0 . Black Hand . +2
15 . 2 – 2 . Minnesota Skulls . -1
Tier 4 - Average
16 . 2 – 2 . Metz Metal Militia . -3
17 . 2 – 2 . Mexican Misfits . 0
18 . 3 – 1 . Fareham Demons . 0
19 . 3 – 1 . Black Sea Serpents . 0
20 . 3 – 1 . Diamond Valley Mastadons . 0
21 . 3 – 1 . Mentone Beach Assault . 0
22 . 2 – 2 . Amsterdam Chiefs . +1
Tier 5 - Below Average
23 . 0 – 4 . Pirgos Warlords . -1
24 . 0 – 4 . Schrute Farms . 0
25 . 0 – 4 . Glasgow Tigers . 0
Tier 6 - Meh
26 . 0 – 4 . Dot Vaders . 0
27 . 1 – 3 . Evil Fleet . 0
28 . 1 – 3 . Austin Drunk Punks . 0
29 . 0 – 4 . Black Sea Rebels . 0
Tier 7 - The Cellar
30 . 0 – 4 . London CPU . 0
31 . 0 – 4 . Valencia Bats . 0
32 . 0 – 4 . Astoria Titans . 0
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STREAK WATCH:
Here's a list of the current winning streaks in Western Europe Pro League...
E-City Mercenaries - 6
Paris Musketeers - 6
Black Hand - 6
Diamond Valley Mastadons - 4
Amsterdam Chiefs - 4
Fareham Demons - 3
Porto People Eaters - 3
Portland Rage - 2
Dot Vaders - 2
London Hitmen - 2
Metz Metal Militia - 2
London Underground - 2
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ON THE BUBBLE:
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Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 3 ........ 2 ........ 0.500 ........ 6-0...... Paris Musketeers
2.. ........ 5 ........ 3 ........ 0.444 ........ 6-0...... E-City Mercenaries
3.. ........ 2 ...... 11 ........ 0.528 ........ 5-1...... London Hitmen
4.. ...... 11 ...... 14 ........ 0.667 ........ 4-2...... Porto People Eaters
5.. ...... 14 ........ 4 ........ 0.333 ........ 5-1...... Graz Grizzlies
6.. ...... 12 ........ 7 ........ 0.528 ........ 5-1...... LUX Borg
7.. ...... 15 ........ 5 ........ 0.389 ........ 5-1...... Diamond Valley Mastadons
8.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.222 ........ 6-0...... Black Hand
9.. ........ 6 ...... 18 ........ 0.528 ........ 3-3...... London Underground
10 ...... 19 ...... 12 ........ 0.528 ........ 4-2...... Black Sea Serpents
11 ...... 18 ...... 15 ........ 0.556 ........ 3-3...... Dirty South Brew Crew
12 ........ 4 ...... 21 ........ 0.278 ........ 5-1...... Portland Rage
13 ........ 8 ........ 9 ........ 0.444 ........ 4-2...... Amsterdam Chiefs
14 ........ 9 ...... 10 ........ 0.472 ........ 3-3...... Lawrence Stop Signs
15 ...... 17 ...... 22 ........ 0.500 ........ 3-3...... United Empire
16 ...... 23 ........ 6 ........ 0.278 ........ 5-1...... Fareham Demons
17 ........ 7 ...... 16 ........ 0.361 ........ 4-2...... VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY
18 ...... 16 ........ 8 ........ 0.361 ........ 4-2...... Metz Metal Militia
19 ...... 22 ...... 17 ........ 0.472 ........ 3-3...... Algoma Beach Tokers
20 ...... 13 ...... 19 ........ 0.472 ........ 3-3...... Mentone Beach Assault
21 ...... 20 ...... 20 ........ 0.556 ........ 3-3...... Mexican Misfits
22 ...... 21 ...... 23 ........ 0.444 ........ 2-4...... Dot Vaders
22 ...... 10 ...... 13 ........ 0.306 ........ 3-3...... Minnesota Skulls
24 ...... 24 ...... 25 ........ 0.722 ........ 0-6...... Pirgos Warlords
25 ...... 28 ...... 24 ........ 0.639 ........ 0-6...... Schrute Farms
26 ...... 27 ...... 27 ........ 0.667 ........ 0-6...... Glasgow Tigers
27 ...... 29 ...... 28 ........ 0.611 ........ 1-5...... Evil Fleet
28 ...... 25 ...... 26 ........ 0.583 ........ 1-5...... Austin Drunk Punks
29 ...... 32 ...... 30 ........ 0.611 ........ 0-6...... Black Sea Rebels
30 ...... 26 ...... 29 ........ 0.611 ........ 0-6...... London CPU
31 ...... 31 ...... 31 ........ 0.694 ........ 0-6...... Valencia Bats
32 ...... 30 ...... 32 ........ 0.694 ........ 0-6...... Astoria Titans
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<'''> <'''> <'''> <'''> <'''> <'''> AVERAGE PLAYER RANKINGS <'''> <'''> <'''> <'''> <'''> <'''>
Rank .. Players .. .. .. Age .. .. Avg Level .. .. .. Avg Value .. .. Eff Level .. .. .. .. .. Salary .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Team
1 .. .. .. .. .. . 1 .. .. .. .. . 451 .. .. .. .. 68 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1204.06 .. .. .. .. 75 .. .. .. .. .. . $6,345,800 .. .. .. .. .. Astoria Titans
2 .. .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 420 .. .. .. .. 70 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1133.09 .. .. .. .. 75 .. .. .. .. .. $20,211,560 .. .. .. .. .. London Hitmen
3 .. .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 456 .. .. .. .. 73 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1124.55 .. .. .. .. 75 .. .. .. .. .. $23,220,000 .. .. .. .. .. London Underground
4 .. .. .. .. .. 54 .. .. .. .. . 456 .. .. .. .. 73 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1121.82 .. .. .. .. 75 .. .. .. .. .. $18,703,200 .. .. .. .. .. Paris Musketeers
5 .. .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 464 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1108.52 .. .. .. .. 75 .. .. .. .. .. $26,364,000 .. .. .. .. .. VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY
6 .. .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 494 .. .. .. .. 73 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1108.04 .. .. .. .. 75 .. .. .. .. .. $23,415,000 .. .. .. .. .. LUX Borg
7 .. .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 496 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1103.81 .. .. .. .. 75 .. .. .. .. .. $14,839,640 .. .. .. .. .. United Empire
8 .. .. .. .. .. 54 .. .. .. .. . 500 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1102.03 .. .. .. .. 75 .. .. .. .. .. $24,271,000 .. .. .. .. .. Black Sea Serpents
9 .. .. .. .. .. 54 .. .. .. .. . 493 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1096.88 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $11,476,200 .. .. .. .. .. Algoma Beach Tokers
10 .. .. .. .. 54 .. .. .. .. . 478 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1096.85 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $25,708,000 .. .. .. .. .. Black Hand
11 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 490 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1095.62 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $22,260,000 .. .. .. .. .. Dirty South Brew Crew
12 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 463 .. .. .. .. 73 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1095.46 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $16,328,000 .. .. .. .. .. Portland Rage
13 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 493 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1095.37 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $19,369,760 .. .. .. .. .. Graz Grizzlies
14 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 481 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1088.98 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $24,735,000 .. .. .. .. .. E-City Mercenaries
15 .. .. .. .. 48 .. .. .. .. . 477 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1087.29 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $18,208,000 .. .. .. .. .. Minnesota Skulls
16 .. .. .. .. 54 .. .. .. .. . 483 .. .. .. .. 71 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1086.09 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. . $8,890,000 .. .. .. .. .. Pirgos Warlords
17 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 446 .. .. .. .. 71 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1084.39 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. . $7,425,000 .. .. .. .. .. Amsterdam Chiefs
18 .. .. .. .. 52 .. .. .. .. . 433 .. .. .. .. 70 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1082.17 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $26,104,000 .. .. .. .. .. Porto People Eaters
19 .. .. .. .. 52 .. .. .. .. . 464 .. .. .. .. 71 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1082.15 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $22,819,840 .. .. .. .. .. Fareham Demons
20 .. .. .. .. 43 .. .. .. .. . 477 .. .. .. .. 71 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1061.46 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $19,817,760 .. .. .. .. .. Glasgow Tigers
21 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 457 .. .. .. .. 71 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1052.45 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $20,881,560 .. .. .. .. .. Lawrence Stop Signs
22 .. .. .. .. 51 .. .. .. .. . 456 .. .. .. .. 71 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1049.50 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $10,365,120 .. .. .. .. .. Mentone Beach Assault
23 .. .. .. .. 48 .. .. .. .. . 473 .. .. .. .. 70 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1048.24 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $15,321,120 .. .. .. .. .. Metz Metal Militia
24 .. .. .. .. 43 .. .. .. .. . 430 .. .. .. .. 68 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1037.08 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. . $6,885,000 .. .. .. .. .. Austin Drunk Punks
25 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 481 .. .. .. .. 71 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1027.12 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $24,744,000 .. .. .. .. .. Diamond Valley Mastadons
26 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 410 .. .. .. .. 70 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1026.99 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $19,797,240 .. .. .. .. .. Schrute Farms
27 .. .. .. .. 51 .. .. .. .. . 382 .. .. .. .. 66 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1019.00 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. . $6,910,000 .. .. .. .. .. Dot Vaders
28 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 425 .. .. .. .. 70 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1017.30 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $18,953,040 .. .. .. .. .. Mexican Misfits
29 .. .. .. .. 37 .. .. .. .. . 554 .. .. .. .. 73 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1011.56 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $11,595,560 .. .. .. .. .. Black Sea Rebels
30 .. .. .. .. 44 .. .. .. .. . 462 .. .. .. .. 70 .. .. .. .. .. .. . 975.17 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $14,926,000 .. .. .. .. .. Evil Fleet
31 .. .. .. .. . 0 .. .. .. .. NaN .. .. .. .. . 0 .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. . 0.00 .. .. .. .. . 0 .. .. .. .. .. $18,600,000 .. .. .. .. .. London CPU
32 .. .. .. .. . 0 .. .. .. .. NaN .. .. .. .. . 0 .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. . 0.00 .. .. .. .. . 0 .. .. .. .. .. . $5,940,800 .. .. .. .. .. Valencia Bats
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NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
ALPHA
Exp Score Matchup
69 - 3 E-City Mercenaries (6-0) def. Schrute Farms (0-6)
38 - 15 Diamond Valley Mastadons (5-1) def. Mexican Misfits (3-3)
57 - 16 LUX Borg (5-1) def. Dot Vaders (2-4)
27 - 22 Portland Rage (5-1) def. Fareham Demons (5-1)
58 - 9 Black Sea Serpents (4-2) def. Pirgos Warlords (0-6)
35 - 24 Mentone Beach Assault (3-3) def. Algoma Beach Tokers (3-3)
70 - 9 Dirty South Brew Crew (3-3) def. Austin Drunk Punks (1-5)
122 - 0 United Empire (3-3) def. Black Sea Rebels (0-6)
ZETA
Exp Score Matchup
48 - 13 Black Hand (6-0) def. Porto People Eaters (4-2)
45 - 17 Paris Musketeers (6-0) def. Minnesota Skulls (3-3)
134 - 7 London Hitmen (5-1) def. Glasgow Tigers (0-6)
34 - 20 Graz Grizzlies (5-1) def. VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY (4-2)
37 - 29 Amsterdam Chiefs (4-2) def. London Underground (3-3)
101 - 6 Metz Metal Militia (4-2) def. London CPU (0-6)
108 - 3 Lawrence Stop Signs (3-3) def. Evil Fleet (1-5)
15 - 15 Valencia Bats (0-6) ties Astoria Titans (0-6)
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Jon's Magic 8 Ball
ALPHA
E-City Mercenaries vs. Schrute Farms { Mercenaries }
Diamond Valley Mastadons vs. Mexican Misfits { Mastadons }
Portland Rage vs. Fareham Demons { Rage }
Mentone Beach Assault vs. Algoma Beach Tokers { Assault }
Black Sea Serpents vs. Pirgos Warlords { Serpents }
Dirty South Brew Crew vs. Austin Drunk Punks { Brew Crew }
United Empire vs. Black Sea Rebels { Empire }
Dot Vaders vs. LUX Borg { Borg }
ZETA
Glasgow Tigers vs. London Hitmen { Hitmen }
Porto People Eaters vs. Black Hand { People Eaters }
London CPU vs. Metz Metal Militia { Militia }
Evil Fleet vs. Lawrence Stop Signs { Stop Signs }
Graz Grizzlies vs. VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY { Grizzleis }
London Underground vs. Amsterdam Chiefs { Underground }
Paris Musketeers vs. Minnesota Skulls { Musketeers }
Valencia Bats vs. Astoria Titans { Bats }
ZETA is marked in BOLD
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~ The London Hitmen fell to Great
~ The Graz Grizzlies move up
~ The VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY move up to Above Average
~ The Black Hand move up to Above Average
~ The Metz Metal Militia fell to Average
~ The Amsterdam Chiefs move up to Average
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Tier 1 - Elite
1 .. 4 – 0 . Paris Musketeers . +1
2 .. 4 – 0 . LUX Borg . +1
Tier 2 - Great
3 .. 3 – 1 . London Hitmen . -2
4 .. 4 – 0 . Graz Grizzlies . +3
5 .. 1 – 3 . London Underground . -1
6 .. 4 – 0 . E-City Mercenaries . -1
7 .. 3 – 1 . Portland Rage . -1
8 .. 2 – 2 . Porto People Eaters . 0
9 .. 2 – 2 . Dirty South Brew Crew . 0
10 . 2 – 2 . Algoma Beach Tokers . 0
Tier 3 - Above Average
11 . 2 – 2 . United Empire . 0
12 . 3 – 1 . Lawrence Stop Signs . 0
13 . 4 – 0 . VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY . +2
14 . 4 – 0 . Black Hand . +2
15 . 2 – 2 . Minnesota Skulls . -1
Tier 4 - Average
16 . 2 – 2 . Metz Metal Militia . -3
17 . 2 – 2 . Mexican Misfits . 0
18 . 3 – 1 . Fareham Demons . 0
19 . 3 – 1 . Black Sea Serpents . 0
20 . 3 – 1 . Diamond Valley Mastadons . 0
21 . 3 – 1 . Mentone Beach Assault . 0
22 . 2 – 2 . Amsterdam Chiefs . +1
Tier 5 - Below Average
23 . 0 – 4 . Pirgos Warlords . -1
24 . 0 – 4 . Schrute Farms . 0
25 . 0 – 4 . Glasgow Tigers . 0
Tier 6 - Meh
26 . 0 – 4 . Dot Vaders . 0
27 . 1 – 3 . Evil Fleet . 0
28 . 1 – 3 . Austin Drunk Punks . 0
29 . 0 – 4 . Black Sea Rebels . 0
Tier 7 - The Cellar
30 . 0 – 4 . London CPU . 0
31 . 0 – 4 . Valencia Bats . 0
32 . 0 – 4 . Astoria Titans . 0
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STREAK WATCH:
Here's a list of the current winning streaks in Western Europe Pro League...
E-City Mercenaries - 6
Paris Musketeers - 6
Black Hand - 6
Diamond Valley Mastadons - 4
Amsterdam Chiefs - 4
Fareham Demons - 3
Porto People Eaters - 3
Portland Rage - 2
Dot Vaders - 2
London Hitmen - 2
Metz Metal Militia - 2
London Underground - 2
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ON THE BUBBLE:
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Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 3 ........ 2 ........ 0.500 ........ 6-0...... Paris Musketeers
2.. ........ 5 ........ 3 ........ 0.444 ........ 6-0...... E-City Mercenaries
3.. ........ 2 ...... 11 ........ 0.528 ........ 5-1...... London Hitmen
4.. ...... 11 ...... 14 ........ 0.667 ........ 4-2...... Porto People Eaters
5.. ...... 14 ........ 4 ........ 0.333 ........ 5-1...... Graz Grizzlies
6.. ...... 12 ........ 7 ........ 0.528 ........ 5-1...... LUX Borg
7.. ...... 15 ........ 5 ........ 0.389 ........ 5-1...... Diamond Valley Mastadons
8.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.222 ........ 6-0...... Black Hand
9.. ........ 6 ...... 18 ........ 0.528 ........ 3-3...... London Underground
10 ...... 19 ...... 12 ........ 0.528 ........ 4-2...... Black Sea Serpents
11 ...... 18 ...... 15 ........ 0.556 ........ 3-3...... Dirty South Brew Crew
12 ........ 4 ...... 21 ........ 0.278 ........ 5-1...... Portland Rage
13 ........ 8 ........ 9 ........ 0.444 ........ 4-2...... Amsterdam Chiefs
14 ........ 9 ...... 10 ........ 0.472 ........ 3-3...... Lawrence Stop Signs
15 ...... 17 ...... 22 ........ 0.500 ........ 3-3...... United Empire
16 ...... 23 ........ 6 ........ 0.278 ........ 5-1...... Fareham Demons
17 ........ 7 ...... 16 ........ 0.361 ........ 4-2...... VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY
18 ...... 16 ........ 8 ........ 0.361 ........ 4-2...... Metz Metal Militia
19 ...... 22 ...... 17 ........ 0.472 ........ 3-3...... Algoma Beach Tokers
20 ...... 13 ...... 19 ........ 0.472 ........ 3-3...... Mentone Beach Assault
21 ...... 20 ...... 20 ........ 0.556 ........ 3-3...... Mexican Misfits
22 ...... 21 ...... 23 ........ 0.444 ........ 2-4...... Dot Vaders
22 ...... 10 ...... 13 ........ 0.306 ........ 3-3...... Minnesota Skulls
24 ...... 24 ...... 25 ........ 0.722 ........ 0-6...... Pirgos Warlords
25 ...... 28 ...... 24 ........ 0.639 ........ 0-6...... Schrute Farms
26 ...... 27 ...... 27 ........ 0.667 ........ 0-6...... Glasgow Tigers
27 ...... 29 ...... 28 ........ 0.611 ........ 1-5...... Evil Fleet
28 ...... 25 ...... 26 ........ 0.583 ........ 1-5...... Austin Drunk Punks
29 ...... 32 ...... 30 ........ 0.611 ........ 0-6...... Black Sea Rebels
30 ...... 26 ...... 29 ........ 0.611 ........ 0-6...... London CPU
31 ...... 31 ...... 31 ........ 0.694 ........ 0-6...... Valencia Bats
32 ...... 30 ...... 32 ........ 0.694 ........ 0-6...... Astoria Titans
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<'''> <'''> <'''> <'''> <'''> <'''> AVERAGE PLAYER RANKINGS <'''> <'''> <'''> <'''> <'''> <'''>
Rank .. Players .. .. .. Age .. .. Avg Level .. .. .. Avg Value .. .. Eff Level .. .. .. .. .. Salary .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Team
1 .. .. .. .. .. . 1 .. .. .. .. . 451 .. .. .. .. 68 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1204.06 .. .. .. .. 75 .. .. .. .. .. . $6,345,800 .. .. .. .. .. Astoria Titans
2 .. .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 420 .. .. .. .. 70 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1133.09 .. .. .. .. 75 .. .. .. .. .. $20,211,560 .. .. .. .. .. London Hitmen
3 .. .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 456 .. .. .. .. 73 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1124.55 .. .. .. .. 75 .. .. .. .. .. $23,220,000 .. .. .. .. .. London Underground
4 .. .. .. .. .. 54 .. .. .. .. . 456 .. .. .. .. 73 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1121.82 .. .. .. .. 75 .. .. .. .. .. $18,703,200 .. .. .. .. .. Paris Musketeers
5 .. .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 464 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1108.52 .. .. .. .. 75 .. .. .. .. .. $26,364,000 .. .. .. .. .. VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY
6 .. .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 494 .. .. .. .. 73 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1108.04 .. .. .. .. 75 .. .. .. .. .. $23,415,000 .. .. .. .. .. LUX Borg
7 .. .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 496 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1103.81 .. .. .. .. 75 .. .. .. .. .. $14,839,640 .. .. .. .. .. United Empire
8 .. .. .. .. .. 54 .. .. .. .. . 500 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1102.03 .. .. .. .. 75 .. .. .. .. .. $24,271,000 .. .. .. .. .. Black Sea Serpents
9 .. .. .. .. .. 54 .. .. .. .. . 493 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1096.88 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $11,476,200 .. .. .. .. .. Algoma Beach Tokers
10 .. .. .. .. 54 .. .. .. .. . 478 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1096.85 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $25,708,000 .. .. .. .. .. Black Hand
11 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 490 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1095.62 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $22,260,000 .. .. .. .. .. Dirty South Brew Crew
12 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 463 .. .. .. .. 73 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1095.46 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $16,328,000 .. .. .. .. .. Portland Rage
13 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 493 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1095.37 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $19,369,760 .. .. .. .. .. Graz Grizzlies
14 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 481 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1088.98 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $24,735,000 .. .. .. .. .. E-City Mercenaries
15 .. .. .. .. 48 .. .. .. .. . 477 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1087.29 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $18,208,000 .. .. .. .. .. Minnesota Skulls
16 .. .. .. .. 54 .. .. .. .. . 483 .. .. .. .. 71 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1086.09 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. . $8,890,000 .. .. .. .. .. Pirgos Warlords
17 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 446 .. .. .. .. 71 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1084.39 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. . $7,425,000 .. .. .. .. .. Amsterdam Chiefs
18 .. .. .. .. 52 .. .. .. .. . 433 .. .. .. .. 70 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1082.17 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $26,104,000 .. .. .. .. .. Porto People Eaters
19 .. .. .. .. 52 .. .. .. .. . 464 .. .. .. .. 71 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1082.15 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $22,819,840 .. .. .. .. .. Fareham Demons
20 .. .. .. .. 43 .. .. .. .. . 477 .. .. .. .. 71 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1061.46 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $19,817,760 .. .. .. .. .. Glasgow Tigers
21 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 457 .. .. .. .. 71 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1052.45 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $20,881,560 .. .. .. .. .. Lawrence Stop Signs
22 .. .. .. .. 51 .. .. .. .. . 456 .. .. .. .. 71 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1049.50 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $10,365,120 .. .. .. .. .. Mentone Beach Assault
23 .. .. .. .. 48 .. .. .. .. . 473 .. .. .. .. 70 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1048.24 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $15,321,120 .. .. .. .. .. Metz Metal Militia
24 .. .. .. .. 43 .. .. .. .. . 430 .. .. .. .. 68 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1037.08 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. . $6,885,000 .. .. .. .. .. Austin Drunk Punks
25 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 481 .. .. .. .. 71 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1027.12 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $24,744,000 .. .. .. .. .. Diamond Valley Mastadons
26 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 410 .. .. .. .. 70 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1026.99 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $19,797,240 .. .. .. .. .. Schrute Farms
27 .. .. .. .. 51 .. .. .. .. . 382 .. .. .. .. 66 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1019.00 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. . $6,910,000 .. .. .. .. .. Dot Vaders
28 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 425 .. .. .. .. 70 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1017.30 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $18,953,040 .. .. .. .. .. Mexican Misfits
29 .. .. .. .. 37 .. .. .. .. . 554 .. .. .. .. 73 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1011.56 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $11,595,560 .. .. .. .. .. Black Sea Rebels
30 .. .. .. .. 44 .. .. .. .. . 462 .. .. .. .. 70 .. .. .. .. .. .. . 975.17 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $14,926,000 .. .. .. .. .. Evil Fleet
31 .. .. .. .. . 0 .. .. .. .. NaN .. .. .. .. . 0 .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. . 0.00 .. .. .. .. . 0 .. .. .. .. .. $18,600,000 .. .. .. .. .. London CPU
32 .. .. .. .. . 0 .. .. .. .. NaN .. .. .. .. . 0 .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. . 0.00 .. .. .. .. . 0 .. .. .. .. .. . $5,940,800 .. .. .. .. .. Valencia Bats
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NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
ALPHA
Exp Score Matchup
69 - 3 E-City Mercenaries (6-0) def. Schrute Farms (0-6)
38 - 15 Diamond Valley Mastadons (5-1) def. Mexican Misfits (3-3)
57 - 16 LUX Borg (5-1) def. Dot Vaders (2-4)
27 - 22 Portland Rage (5-1) def. Fareham Demons (5-1)
58 - 9 Black Sea Serpents (4-2) def. Pirgos Warlords (0-6)
35 - 24 Mentone Beach Assault (3-3) def. Algoma Beach Tokers (3-3)
70 - 9 Dirty South Brew Crew (3-3) def. Austin Drunk Punks (1-5)
122 - 0 United Empire (3-3) def. Black Sea Rebels (0-6)
ZETA
Exp Score Matchup
48 - 13 Black Hand (6-0) def. Porto People Eaters (4-2)
45 - 17 Paris Musketeers (6-0) def. Minnesota Skulls (3-3)
134 - 7 London Hitmen (5-1) def. Glasgow Tigers (0-6)
34 - 20 Graz Grizzlies (5-1) def. VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY (4-2)
37 - 29 Amsterdam Chiefs (4-2) def. London Underground (3-3)
101 - 6 Metz Metal Militia (4-2) def. London CPU (0-6)
108 - 3 Lawrence Stop Signs (3-3) def. Evil Fleet (1-5)
15 - 15 Valencia Bats (0-6) ties Astoria Titans (0-6)
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Jon's Magic 8 Ball
ALPHA
E-City Mercenaries vs. Schrute Farms { Mercenaries }
Diamond Valley Mastadons vs. Mexican Misfits { Mastadons }
Portland Rage vs. Fareham Demons { Rage }
Mentone Beach Assault vs. Algoma Beach Tokers { Assault }
Black Sea Serpents vs. Pirgos Warlords { Serpents }
Dirty South Brew Crew vs. Austin Drunk Punks { Brew Crew }
United Empire vs. Black Sea Rebels { Empire }
Dot Vaders vs. LUX Borg { Borg }
ZETA
Glasgow Tigers vs. London Hitmen { Hitmen }
Porto People Eaters vs. Black Hand { People Eaters }
London CPU vs. Metz Metal Militia { Militia }
Evil Fleet vs. Lawrence Stop Signs { Stop Signs }
Graz Grizzlies vs. VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY { Grizzleis }
London Underground vs. Amsterdam Chiefs { Underground }
Paris Musketeers vs. Minnesota Skulls { Musketeers }
Valencia Bats vs. Astoria Titans { Bats }
