Well lets see... Flattered by lhf parodying my rankings. And I'm done prancing around in the snow today, so superfunrankingtime.
1. Monmouth Evil Monkeys (7-0): Well you beat my previous #1 shocks by 41 points, so obv taking their spot makes sense. It appears the MEM of old has returned. Still, they are 1-3 in their last 4 meetings with the Growl, so their playoff kryptonite is still out there. Beware.
2. Chicago Hedgehogs (6-1): Beat down Covington by 50 more than the Shockers. Get to move up a spot. Time Funz.
3. Cincinnati Shockers (5-2): Yes they got mauled for the 2nd time this season. Still, they are both talented and dangerous, and I can't see them finishing worse than 13-3 this season.
4. South Georgia Growl (4-3): A solid beatdown of CCIA confirms why I have had them at #4 all season.
5. Corpus Christi Illegal Aliense (5-2): I really like these guys, and after pulling the biggest upset in USAPro history week 3 against the Hedgehogs, I was hoping to see their transcendence to USAPro elite status. That all came crashing down with a loss to the Bronco's, and getting hammered by the growl doesn't help.
This is a dangerous team, but they seem to be defined more by there losses than their big win.
6. Doomsday Sin (5-2): Yes, the team of L40 players gets to stay at #6 because they are better than the rest of you. 154 points on Moosehead is more than even MEM put up, so gj vs the guts.
7. Car Ram Rod (6-1): Beating the booty by 119 is pretty impressive, so you get to stay put at #7.
8. Bucking Broncos (5-2): Everyone beats flint by 60 so big woop. You have 2 more weeks of guts and stay at #8 most likely, but after that will have a shot at redemption from that awful loss to the sin, with games against MEM and the Growl. How the mighty have fallen...
9. Covington Black Knights (2-5): Blowout losses to the Hedgehogs are not good for your playoff hopes bro. ib4 the top 8 lock off playoff spots week 12...
10. Springwood Slashers (2-5): Fun blowout vs Waco. This week against Car Ramrod is your chance to establish yourself as a playoff contender and a nonshitty team. GL and stuff....
11. Flint Cobras (2-5): Blowout losses to the Bronco's move you up because at least you didn't lose by 120 to ramrod. GJ at being less the worst?
12. Kickin Djibouti (3-4): Blowout loss to carramrod? You guys are not good. Disappointing....
13. Indiana Inferno (2-5): Idk why I still rank you, but its mostly because I want you to fix your team avatar. You guys aren't good though.
14-32 (includes east). loldoesn'tmatter.
1. Monmouth Evil Monkeys (7-0): Well you beat my previous #1 shocks by 41 points, so obv taking their spot makes sense. It appears the MEM of old has returned. Still, they are 1-3 in their last 4 meetings with the Growl, so their playoff kryptonite is still out there. Beware.
2. Chicago Hedgehogs (6-1): Beat down Covington by 50 more than the Shockers. Get to move up a spot. Time Funz.
3. Cincinnati Shockers (5-2): Yes they got mauled for the 2nd time this season. Still, they are both talented and dangerous, and I can't see them finishing worse than 13-3 this season.
4. South Georgia Growl (4-3): A solid beatdown of CCIA confirms why I have had them at #4 all season.
5. Corpus Christi Illegal Aliense (5-2): I really like these guys, and after pulling the biggest upset in USAPro history week 3 against the Hedgehogs, I was hoping to see their transcendence to USAPro elite status. That all came crashing down with a loss to the Bronco's, and getting hammered by the growl doesn't help.
This is a dangerous team, but they seem to be defined more by there losses than their big win.
6. Doomsday Sin (5-2): Yes, the team of L40 players gets to stay at #6 because they are better than the rest of you. 154 points on Moosehead is more than even MEM put up, so gj vs the guts.
7. Car Ram Rod (6-1): Beating the booty by 119 is pretty impressive, so you get to stay put at #7.
8. Bucking Broncos (5-2): Everyone beats flint by 60 so big woop. You have 2 more weeks of guts and stay at #8 most likely, but after that will have a shot at redemption from that awful loss to the sin, with games against MEM and the Growl. How the mighty have fallen...
9. Covington Black Knights (2-5): Blowout losses to the Hedgehogs are not good for your playoff hopes bro. ib4 the top 8 lock off playoff spots week 12...
10. Springwood Slashers (2-5): Fun blowout vs Waco. This week against Car Ramrod is your chance to establish yourself as a playoff contender and a nonshitty team. GL and stuff....
11. Flint Cobras (2-5): Blowout losses to the Bronco's move you up because at least you didn't lose by 120 to ramrod. GJ at being less the worst?
12. Kickin Djibouti (3-4): Blowout loss to carramrod? You guys are not good. Disappointing....
13. Indiana Inferno (2-5): Idk why I still rank you, but its mostly because I want you to fix your team avatar. You guys aren't good though.
14-32 (includes east). loldoesn'tmatter.
