Anyhow, here goes...
1. Cincinnati Shockers. (5-2) Ya ya ya, you got crushed by MEM, but I kind of know what I'm talking about, so you stay up here. Btw, Springwood sucks.
2. Chicago Hedgehogs. (6-1) Last week I said more proof is needed to prove I'm not just a huge homer. Well, I'm just a huge homer.
3. Monmouth Evil Monkeys. (7-0) Sweet blowout win. How about you pussies play a real team? Paradox? Maybe . . .
4. South Georgia Growl. (4-3) Ya they are 4-3 and I still refuse to drop them in the rankings. Why you ask? Because they lost to us, we lost to CCIA, and they just killed CCIA. Therefore, logic states that they are somehow still really good.
5. Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens (5-2). You just lost to a 3-3 team. Good job champs. Btw, Corpus Christi is a shit hole.*
6. Car Ramrod (5-1). You killed a shitty team. Congratufuckinglations. Beat a good team and we will talk.
7. Doomsday Sin (4-2). You killed a shitty team. Congratufuckinglations. Too bad your shitty team was shittier than the shitty team that Car Ramrod played. You lose one spot, go directly to jail, and do not pass go.
8. Bucking Bronco's (5-2). Record says 4th, but I put you at 8th? Well fuck you. I've taken my team to multiple losing seasons in the WL, so I know what I'm talking about.
9. Kickin Dadslfkjsdlkf (3-4). I still can't spell your name, but you're the only team left who has a chance to make playoffs, so I'll put you at 9.
10-16. You have no chance and do not matter. Quit now.
*I'm still bitter about you handing us our asses.
1. Cincinnati Shockers. (5-2) Ya ya ya, you got crushed by MEM, but I kind of know what I'm talking about, so you stay up here. Btw, Springwood sucks.
2. Chicago Hedgehogs. (6-1) Last week I said more proof is needed to prove I'm not just a huge homer. Well, I'm just a huge homer.
3. Monmouth Evil Monkeys. (7-0) Sweet blowout win. How about you pussies play a real team? Paradox? Maybe . . .
4. South Georgia Growl. (4-3) Ya they are 4-3 and I still refuse to drop them in the rankings. Why you ask? Because they lost to us, we lost to CCIA, and they just killed CCIA. Therefore, logic states that they are somehow still really good.
5. Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens (5-2). You just lost to a 3-3 team. Good job champs. Btw, Corpus Christi is a shit hole.*
6. Car Ramrod (5-1). You killed a shitty team. Congratufuckinglations. Beat a good team and we will talk.
7. Doomsday Sin (4-2). You killed a shitty team. Congratufuckinglations. Too bad your shitty team was shittier than the shitty team that Car Ramrod played. You lose one spot, go directly to jail, and do not pass go.
8. Bucking Bronco's (5-2). Record says 4th, but I put you at 8th? Well fuck you. I've taken my team to multiple losing seasons in the WL, so I know what I'm talking about.
9. Kickin Dadslfkjsdlkf (3-4). I still can't spell your name, but you're the only team left who has a chance to make playoffs, so I'll put you at 9.
10-16. You have no chance and do not matter. Quit now.
*I'm still bitter about you handing us our asses.
