ib4 both the week 5 and week 6 posts get more recent replies than this thread cause peeps donno what week it is. 
(and now peeps will do it because they thing they are clever)
(not cleaver, clever, obv)
Anyhow, here goes...
1. Cincinnati Shockers. (5-1) Ya ya ya, you didn't lose so you stay up here. Still I am continuing to not be impressed by your ability to beat shitty teams that complain the world isn't fair and they were promoted too soon. Should have beat Springwood by more than 51, but I guess against MEM you finally get a chance to either cement yourselves at #1, or make me look like an idiot. Win-win-win? The 3rd win is for me because I post sweet rankings...
2. Monmouth Evil Monkeys. (6-0) Sweet blowout win. If you lose to the shocks can I rank you 3rd next week just for lolz?
3. Chicago Hedgehogs. (5-1) Yes, the Hedgehogs finally got a win against a quality opponent. While more proof is needed to prove I'm not just a huge homer, this is a start.
4. South Georgia Growl. (3-3) Ya they are 3-3 and I still refuse to drop them in the rankings. Why you ask? Because their 3 losses are to the #1 team in the east, and 2 of the top 3 in the west. They get to prance to 12-4, or maybe 13-3 since MEM is historically choke champions against the growlers.
Btw is this team named after a pokemon?
http://pokemon.marriland.com/images/cards/sw/big/sw_89_growlithe.jpg
5. Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens (5-1). Sweet blowouts against the inferno. I maybe should have you ranked a spot higher, but I figure I'd give you guys a chance to be underdogs and then have sly make sweet "i told you so wise" threads. And if you guys lose I can make my own "i told you so threads". Sweet threadz either way amirite?
6. Doomsday Sin (4-2). Great job with a victory against the Bronco's to prove that I actually change the order of these things from week to week. Idk how super young teams win, but I'm gonna blame it on the other newbie's ineptitude.
7. Car Ramrod (5-1). Yes you got hopped by the sin because their win impresses me more than your win. Lurn2impress?
8. Bucking Bronco's (????). Losing to the sin is pretty bad guys. Maybe you should ask for a demotion to Regional Pro (aka AAA). So much for "best new team in USAPro west". You are now "the team that loses to a bunch of L65 players on the sin".
9. Covington Black Knights (2-4): You played Car Ramrod close which is all I can ask from you guys. You can't move up because the teams above you are good, but you can't move down cause the teams below you are bad. I blame the caste system.
10. Springwood Slashers (1-5): 51 point loss to the shockers isn't bad. Thus you either need to start getting your shit together and beat a team or two above you on this list or... well you really only have 1 option...
11. Kickin Didyourbooty (3-3): Nice win over lolwaco. And ya, I do have a 1 win team above you.
12. Flint Cobras (2-4): Sweet blowout wins are pretty sweet.
13. Inferno (1-5): Since you got blownout by CCIA, I think I'm gonna stop ranking you. It was fun while it lasted though, and we did have a good time talking about avatars and vocabulary words and stuff.
14-32 (includes the entire east): Who?
(and now peeps will do it because they thing they are clever)
(not cleaver, clever, obv)
Anyhow, here goes...
1. Cincinnati Shockers. (5-1) Ya ya ya, you didn't lose so you stay up here. Still I am continuing to not be impressed by your ability to beat shitty teams that complain the world isn't fair and they were promoted too soon. Should have beat Springwood by more than 51, but I guess against MEM you finally get a chance to either cement yourselves at #1, or make me look like an idiot. Win-win-win? The 3rd win is for me because I post sweet rankings...
2. Monmouth Evil Monkeys. (6-0) Sweet blowout win. If you lose to the shocks can I rank you 3rd next week just for lolz?
3. Chicago Hedgehogs. (5-1) Yes, the Hedgehogs finally got a win against a quality opponent. While more proof is needed to prove I'm not just a huge homer, this is a start.
4. South Georgia Growl. (3-3) Ya they are 3-3 and I still refuse to drop them in the rankings. Why you ask? Because their 3 losses are to the #1 team in the east, and 2 of the top 3 in the west. They get to prance to 12-4, or maybe 13-3 since MEM is historically choke champions against the growlers.
Btw is this team named after a pokemon?
http://pokemon.marriland.com/images/cards/sw/big/sw_89_growlithe.jpg5. Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens (5-1). Sweet blowouts against the inferno. I maybe should have you ranked a spot higher, but I figure I'd give you guys a chance to be underdogs and then have sly make sweet "i told you so wise" threads. And if you guys lose I can make my own "i told you so threads". Sweet threadz either way amirite?
6. Doomsday Sin (4-2). Great job with a victory against the Bronco's to prove that I actually change the order of these things from week to week. Idk how super young teams win, but I'm gonna blame it on the other newbie's ineptitude.
7. Car Ramrod (5-1). Yes you got hopped by the sin because their win impresses me more than your win. Lurn2impress?
8. Bucking Bronco's (????). Losing to the sin is pretty bad guys. Maybe you should ask for a demotion to Regional Pro (aka AAA). So much for "best new team in USAPro west". You are now "the team that loses to a bunch of L65 players on the sin".
9. Covington Black Knights (2-4): You played Car Ramrod close which is all I can ask from you guys. You can't move up because the teams above you are good, but you can't move down cause the teams below you are bad. I blame the caste system.
10. Springwood Slashers (1-5): 51 point loss to the shockers isn't bad. Thus you either need to start getting your shit together and beat a team or two above you on this list or... well you really only have 1 option...
11. Kickin Didyourbooty (3-3): Nice win over lolwaco. And ya, I do have a 1 win team above you.
12. Flint Cobras (2-4): Sweet blowout wins are pretty sweet.
13. Inferno (1-5): Since you got blownout by CCIA, I think I'm gonna stop ranking you. It was fun while it lasted though, and we did have a good time talking about avatars and vocabulary words and stuff.
14-32 (includes the entire east): Who?
