Week 3 Predictions
Usual disclaimer: this is my opinion only. If you don’t like it, I still love you.
Since I’m a couple of hours up I-5 for the weekend, we’ll revisit grunge week. You know plaid isn’t supposed to be tucked in, right?
Naga
Game Of The Week
Sainte Foy Cyclones (1-1) v Palembang Drunken Monks (2-0)
SFC’s second straight GoTW, they must be doing something right. They had a close loss to an always tough HKH last time while the Monks cruised against, err, the other Monks. Last season the Monks beat SFC 57-10. I don’t think SFC will Drown http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mn-3EqaO0E in the same manner this time. Monks 35, SFC 20
Other Games
The Outlaw Hustlers (2-0) v Tibetan Drunk Monks (0-2)
TOH continues their charmed early schedule against the “other Monks”, having outscored their first two opponents 289-3. They must be crowing like a Rooster http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAE6Il6OTcs&ob=av2nl right now. TDM however is not too happy with their start, but have a chance to start turning things around. TOH 34, TDM 17
Woody Island Wolverines (2-0) v Golden Hill Bones (1-1)
The toughest game for both teams thus far, it has the potential to be a good one. GHB lost this matchup last season 32-6 but they look to have percolated their dots a little bit more. WW is always dangerous and isn’t suffering from a slow start this time around, we thought we Nearly Lost You http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE5f561Y1x4&ob=av2el the way you started last season. WW 30, GHB 20
Semarang Red Bulls (2-0) v Benton Harbor Havoc (1-1)
Just when BHH picks up their first SEAPL win, Semarang rolls into town like they’re going to take over BHH’s place and make it into the beta house. BHH just needs to keep an Evenflow http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxKWTzr-k6s during the season and forget this game as soon as it sims. Semarang 57, BHH 6
Krungthep Garudas (2-0) v Dayton Blackhawks (0-2)
Krungthep is a SEAPL legend and probably the best team no one is talking about for some reason. The rough opening schedule for Dayton continues. Look for the Garudas to Shine http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m0bI82Rz_k&ob=av3el once again this week. Krungthep 75, Dayton 3
Hong Kong Hustlers (2-0) v Royal Blue Smurfs of Funkalicious Labatt (0-2)
In seasons past, this would have been GoTW material, but the Smurfs are in rebuilding mode right now. It’s a bit Cumbersome http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjNn4bbbgSw&ob=av2el to carry such a young roster in SEAPL, but hopefully they avoid relegation. HKH 56, Smurfs 10
Victoria Teabaggers (1-1) v Portland Dirty Penguins (0-2)
PDP is struggling uncharacteristically this season with their huge roster turnover, while VT has looked good thus far. Last season VT lost this matchup 48-0, but this looks like a pretty good shot for revenge wherein they break their Rusty Cage http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBZs_Py-1_0&ob=av2el and fly. VT 35, PDP 17
Orlando Praying Mantis (1-1) v Dayton Raiders (0-2)
OPM came back down to earth a little bit last week against BHH but looks to get back above .500. Will they do it or will Dayton leave them Far Behind http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpiiZaZ9xp0 OPM 20, Dayton 17
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lolgaruda
Game of the Week
Phu Khao Bow Chicka Brown Cows (1-1) v Krakow Kryptonite (2-0)
The Cows looks to capitalize on their moment after defeating the Rampage soundly last week against an up and coming Krakow team in the GoTW. Krakow meanwhile is looking to prove they are for real, either by winning or at least not getting Plowed http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqKcUS2Npic by the Cows. I think Krakow is for real, but still a step behind the top lolgaruda teams most likely. Cows 42, Krakow 28
Other Games
Halifax Harpoons (2-0) v Wu Dang Kung Fu Academy (0-2)
If there is a more surprising mirror image record game this week, I’m not sure what it is as Halifax has started hot. They have rudely refused to lose when I pick against them. No Excuses http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r80HF68KM8g&ob=av2el this time for Wu if they end up at 0-3, they are just in trouble. Don’t think that’s happening though. Wu 37, Halifax 13
Buffalo Knights (2-0) v Buffalo Rampage (1-1)
Let VJ decide which cup contains the vial of iocaine power and thus begins the battle for Buffalo. The Knights have traditionally been the “other” Buffalo, but this game probably decides who gets the title until next they meet. Can you have an Interstate Love Song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjJL9DGU7Gg&ob=av2el within the same city? Not sure, but there’s probably no love lost anyway. Rampage 27, Knights 24
New York Empire (2-0) v Awendaw Toadfish (0-2)
Welcome back to SEA Awendaw? Probably not that fun thus far and it’s certainly not getting any funner this week with a nasty NYE team. Just keep Everything Zen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVmOIWiSxSM&ob=av2el and remember it’s only dotball. NYE 72, Awendaw 3
Boston Bears (1-1) v Mandanum CPU (CPU)
Boston looks pretty good this season. They’ll look real good this week against the travesty that is a CPU team starting the season in Pro. Definitely a Black http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFVlJAi3Cso mark on GLB. Boston 225, CPU 0
Tanzania Lumberjacks (1-1) v Atlantic Great Whites (1-1)
Is one of these teams a lower tier playoff team this season? I’m not sure, but we’ll probably find out which team isn’t after this one. Which team will be Outshined http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xVu0HI_hxw&ob=av3nm by the other? Tanzania 20, AGW 14
Mandalay King Cobras (1-1) v Chaotic Crew (1-1)
We’ll find out which 1-1 is better this game. All Apologies http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWmkuH1k7uA&ob=av2em to CC, but I think Mandalay is probably the strong team here. Mandalay 33, CC 20
Praha Velvet Revolution (0-2) v Island of Misfit Toys (0-2)
Someone is going to pick up their first SEAPL win unless Bort decides to taunt them both with a draw. The other gets the Big Empty http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65jkFKR-udY feeling of 0-3. PVR 24, IMT 17
Usual disclaimer: this is my opinion only. If you don’t like it, I still love you.
Since I’m a couple of hours up I-5 for the weekend, we’ll revisit grunge week. You know plaid isn’t supposed to be tucked in, right?
Naga
Game Of The Week
Sainte Foy Cyclones (1-1) v Palembang Drunken Monks (2-0)
SFC’s second straight GoTW, they must be doing something right. They had a close loss to an always tough HKH last time while the Monks cruised against, err, the other Monks. Last season the Monks beat SFC 57-10. I don’t think SFC will Drown http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mn-3EqaO0E in the same manner this time. Monks 35, SFC 20
Other Games
The Outlaw Hustlers (2-0) v Tibetan Drunk Monks (0-2)
TOH continues their charmed early schedule against the “other Monks”, having outscored their first two opponents 289-3. They must be crowing like a Rooster http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAE6Il6OTcs&ob=av2nl right now. TDM however is not too happy with their start, but have a chance to start turning things around. TOH 34, TDM 17
Woody Island Wolverines (2-0) v Golden Hill Bones (1-1)
The toughest game for both teams thus far, it has the potential to be a good one. GHB lost this matchup last season 32-6 but they look to have percolated their dots a little bit more. WW is always dangerous and isn’t suffering from a slow start this time around, we thought we Nearly Lost You http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE5f561Y1x4&ob=av2el the way you started last season. WW 30, GHB 20
Semarang Red Bulls (2-0) v Benton Harbor Havoc (1-1)
Just when BHH picks up their first SEAPL win, Semarang rolls into town like they’re going to take over BHH’s place and make it into the beta house. BHH just needs to keep an Evenflow http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxKWTzr-k6s during the season and forget this game as soon as it sims. Semarang 57, BHH 6
Krungthep Garudas (2-0) v Dayton Blackhawks (0-2)
Krungthep is a SEAPL legend and probably the best team no one is talking about for some reason. The rough opening schedule for Dayton continues. Look for the Garudas to Shine http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m0bI82Rz_k&ob=av3el once again this week. Krungthep 75, Dayton 3
Hong Kong Hustlers (2-0) v Royal Blue Smurfs of Funkalicious Labatt (0-2)
In seasons past, this would have been GoTW material, but the Smurfs are in rebuilding mode right now. It’s a bit Cumbersome http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjNn4bbbgSw&ob=av2el to carry such a young roster in SEAPL, but hopefully they avoid relegation. HKH 56, Smurfs 10
Victoria Teabaggers (1-1) v Portland Dirty Penguins (0-2)
PDP is struggling uncharacteristically this season with their huge roster turnover, while VT has looked good thus far. Last season VT lost this matchup 48-0, but this looks like a pretty good shot for revenge wherein they break their Rusty Cage http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBZs_Py-1_0&ob=av2el and fly. VT 35, PDP 17
Orlando Praying Mantis (1-1) v Dayton Raiders (0-2)
OPM came back down to earth a little bit last week against BHH but looks to get back above .500. Will they do it or will Dayton leave them Far Behind http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpiiZaZ9xp0 OPM 20, Dayton 17
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lolgaruda
Game of the Week
Phu Khao Bow Chicka Brown Cows (1-1) v Krakow Kryptonite (2-0)
The Cows looks to capitalize on their moment after defeating the Rampage soundly last week against an up and coming Krakow team in the GoTW. Krakow meanwhile is looking to prove they are for real, either by winning or at least not getting Plowed http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqKcUS2Npic by the Cows. I think Krakow is for real, but still a step behind the top lolgaruda teams most likely. Cows 42, Krakow 28
Other Games
Halifax Harpoons (2-0) v Wu Dang Kung Fu Academy (0-2)
If there is a more surprising mirror image record game this week, I’m not sure what it is as Halifax has started hot. They have rudely refused to lose when I pick against them. No Excuses http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r80HF68KM8g&ob=av2el this time for Wu if they end up at 0-3, they are just in trouble. Don’t think that’s happening though. Wu 37, Halifax 13
Buffalo Knights (2-0) v Buffalo Rampage (1-1)
Let VJ decide which cup contains the vial of iocaine power and thus begins the battle for Buffalo. The Knights have traditionally been the “other” Buffalo, but this game probably decides who gets the title until next they meet. Can you have an Interstate Love Song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjJL9DGU7Gg&ob=av2el within the same city? Not sure, but there’s probably no love lost anyway. Rampage 27, Knights 24
New York Empire (2-0) v Awendaw Toadfish (0-2)
Welcome back to SEA Awendaw? Probably not that fun thus far and it’s certainly not getting any funner this week with a nasty NYE team. Just keep Everything Zen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVmOIWiSxSM&ob=av2el and remember it’s only dotball. NYE 72, Awendaw 3
Boston Bears (1-1) v Mandanum CPU (CPU)
Boston looks pretty good this season. They’ll look real good this week against the travesty that is a CPU team starting the season in Pro. Definitely a Black http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFVlJAi3Cso mark on GLB. Boston 225, CPU 0
Tanzania Lumberjacks (1-1) v Atlantic Great Whites (1-1)
Is one of these teams a lower tier playoff team this season? I’m not sure, but we’ll probably find out which team isn’t after this one. Which team will be Outshined http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xVu0HI_hxw&ob=av3nm by the other? Tanzania 20, AGW 14
Mandalay King Cobras (1-1) v Chaotic Crew (1-1)
We’ll find out which 1-1 is better this game. All Apologies http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWmkuH1k7uA&ob=av2em to CC, but I think Mandalay is probably the strong team here. Mandalay 33, CC 20
Praha Velvet Revolution (0-2) v Island of Misfit Toys (0-2)
Someone is going to pick up their first SEAPL win unless Bort decides to taunt them both with a draw. The other gets the Big Empty http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65jkFKR-udY feeling of 0-3. PVR 24, IMT 17
Edited by Texan DTD on Jan 23, 2011 09:34:23






























