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Can animals be gay?
Like would I ever meet a cross dressing panda. Or maybe a tranny panda...but that would mean someone had performed the surgery on the panda
i think thats my dream job
another career goal of mine is to be a vagina surgeon
surgically attach vaginas to peoples bodies...like armpits and between the toes. or myabe the grundle
could someone be born with a vagina for an asshole? that would be crazy stuff. how would they shit? myabe they'd cry it all out the female half of our race. or it just oozes out the pores in th eform of pus. i think that would be really gross and probably require major showerage after every "shit".
can cats have dandurff? im pretty sure my cat does. do they make head and shoulders for animals? if so plz linkify me because its kinda gross and i dont like it when hes sitting there and its so close to my leg. little bit of throw up in the mouth
i just om nom nom nom all over this bagel
tl;dr ur mom!
when i grow up i plan on moving to venice and living as the venice canal monster.
or maybe stockholm
im whistling whistle while you work whieli work on this
do you hear what i hear? of cours eyou dont im in my fucking family room home alone and youre not here.
cheers
HAPPY END

Originally posted by Kirby
Can animals be gay?



Observe MadCow. Question answered?

Originally posted by Kirby
Can animals be gay?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexual_behavior_in_animals
Mallards form male-female pairs only until the female lays eggs, at which time the male leaves the female. Mallards have rates of male-male sexual activity that are unusually high for birds, in some cases, as high as 19% of all pairs in a population.[41]

Originally posted by supbro
Originally posted by Kirby

Can animals be gay?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexual_behavior_in_animals
Mallards form male-female pairs only until the female lays eggs, at which time the male leaves the female. Mallards have rates of male-male sexual activity that are unusually high for birds, in some cases, as high as 19% of all pairs in a population.[41]

i had a mallard once and when i let him sleep in my bedroom he tried to crawl into bed with me but i fought him off with my Excalibur and a toothbrush. it was a fierce battle resembling those between Peter and the checken

Originally posted by Kirby
i had a mallard once and when i let him sleep in my bedroom he tried to crawl into bed with me but i fought him off with my Excalibur and a toothbrush. it was a fierce battle resembling those between Peter and the checken

Explosive eversion of a duck penis. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwjEeI2SmiU

Originally posted by supbro
Originally posted by Kirby

i had a mallard once and when i let him sleep in my bedroom he tried to crawl into bed with me but i fought him off with my Excalibur and a toothbrush. it was a fierce battle resembling those between Peter and the checken

Explosive eversion of a duck penis. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwjEeI2SmiU

i just got a woody
because i already had buzz and he was lonely

i'll take 2 of what kirby's having

Originally posted by fast420
i'll take 2 of what kirby's having

my head hurts

he loaded the shotgun and then BLAM BLAM BLAM

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

Madcow is totally ghey...

so yeah.

animals can be ghey.

Only in America ........do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America .......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America ......do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the
counters.

Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the
garage.

Only in America ...........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America .......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER ....
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with
real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they
make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

is Kirby ripping off Stephen Wright?

or Gilbert Godfried...