No Hood......No Problem
This thread is intended for ENTERTAINMENT purposes only so dont cry like a little bitch or get offended. This offseason is long and boring, so just trying to pass the time.
Oh and for those of you who wonder what I listen to while I wrote this here ya go http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6onxQhZK5M&feature=iv&annotation_id=annotation_826683
So with that said and without further adieu I present........................................................
THUNDERCATS S20 PRE PRE-SEASON RANKINGS
ALPHA:
1) Eden Serpents - these little whores think they are tough shit, and are trying to show their muscle during this offseason, wow great work with the S19 sim sarg but wake the hell up that shit dont fly come S20. Lets see ya take a bite out of the Big Apple then.
2) Arkadak Ratels - first off Forbin where the hell is your owner seriously the guy is a ghost. 2nd of all try and close those shitty builds you got open over there. 3rd will you guys make it out if the 2nd round this season....survey says....NO! lolu Ratels the BSS of Alpha.
3) Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps - Madmal, Seattle, and Thundercat wow the 3 headed monster this League trembles upon. Can you imagine our gameplanning sessions....lets just say the wives of BSS are very busy! I bet BSS has a poster of my face with GLB's most wanted on it.
4) Sofia Spiders - Welcome back from i believe your 3rd trip to the WL. (correct me if im wrong) well EEPL doesnt have arachnophobia and that thrown together bunch of WL rejects doesnt have anyone scared spider. You're not the big dog anymore so after all those beatdowns yall issued back in S18, i'll pm you later and ask you how the other asscheeck feels. You might get lucky and eek out a home playoff game but thats it.
5) Athens Odyssey - Well Ken finally invited me to join his team, but with one catch I cant talk shit on their behalf. So I leave you with this....as eminem said in 8 mile and I quote "i'll end this shit in a fuck you and have a nice day"
6) Emmaus Fighting Green Hornets - Do yall remember when the Hornets were actually good. I do and wow that was a while ago. Will they be good again this season..........nope just an average joe smoe. Have you read their team quote..."Somebody has awoken a sleeping giant. And he is just starting to arise!" wow more like a giant punching bag. oh shit not the flyswatter.
7) Decatur Staleys - hot cold hot cold hot cold will you please decide if you guys are gonna come to play or not. Some of us would like to know if we can skip gameplanning for yall. And what the hell is this naga stuff.
8) Puffington Magic Dragons - seriously put down the joint and join the party i think your lil dragons will go 8-8
9) Brazilian Predators - welcome to the Pros noobs. Out of all the noobs I think yall will get bent over the least so take that compliment for its worth. Lot of young guys...tell you what when you guys turn old enough to have a drink send me a pm and i'll take you out for one
10) Moose Jaw Grizzlies - yall got the age, just no motivation seriously just try and win one for the gipper.
11) Leaders Gaulois - sound like a bunch of Frenchmen trying to play football, they must of thought this was a soccer site, lolu!
12) Cartoon Convicts - horrible team name btw got me running scared. Wow "AA" runner ups soooooooo impressive...come talk to me in a few seasons when you guys can shave
13) Porto People Eaters - wow 16-0 not bad for the "A" Leagues. Well that shit aint happening here. Hey Kerpow grab the lube its gonna be a long season pal
14) The Pittsburgh IronMen - wow lots of open builds and a lots of level 40's. That shit dont fly in the Pros. Better learn how to recruit players for the Semi-Pros for next season.
15) Sparta Battle Chickens - hey spider please dont count all 15 of our impending losses for S20 for our team record. All I could recruit was a shitty Punter, so thats my excuse. I swear I got this exact same pm forwarded to me from spider from mwoods.
16) Mandunum Ad Horrea - CPU owned yea at least Sparta will get 1 win riding the foot of a Punter Al Davis wouldnt even sign.
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ZETA:
1) Black Hand Gods Of War - well these guys didnt quite pull off the Buda but they did merge. Guess yall finally got tired of losing in the Playoffs and are trying to win now, but have to merge to do so. No creativity in that. But i do know they didnt want to be called Buda Jr, so jack decided to come to EEPL for the sake of not embarassing the name of Black Hand Cowards Of War.
2) Black Sea Storm - how many fucking BSS teams do yall need to win a title??? Is 20 too many. Im so impressed yall have the flex to build so many, but yall need to learn how to fix your dots. Seriously 20 BSS teams and yall cant keep 1 in the WL, fucking sad. And dont say Osaka counts I dont feel like hearing 5star cry today. Hey tell Panda he's #1 in my book
3) Holland Pinoy All Stars Srs - Its all in the name All Stars! And if im on the team yall know you need to bow down. But I cant take any credit for all their success its all JP baby! And he's out for vengence this season...I feel sorry for yall. Its gonna get real real fing ugly for Zeta!
4) Kosovo Kryptonite - Well hopefully yall wont choke 1st round again this season. Too much talent to lose. But I think Hague may be your real Kryptonite this season.
5) The Hague Hustlers - Still awaiting the official team name change to "THEE Hague Hustlers" Owner has got his team trained to think they are a bunch of Miami Hurricane football Players. Maddogg has a mouth on him that only Hood can rival. BTW Maddogg where is your co-owner I miss picking on him. No need to gameplan for these guys as by week 3 half their team will be forum banned!
6) Weapons of Mass Dotstruction - Hi DK! me and donkeykong go back a ways, so much so we had an ugly rivalry! But I wont go into that. Only thing to say is that these guys won us a League Challenge last season so I wont bash them too much. Is jax your team trash talker still??? If so where is that lil shit i miss him!
7) Wheel City Dragons - wow all grown up with a nice GOLD "AAA" trophy and a Pro roster now. WOW! Could actually be a threat if you didnt have all them inactives and open builds. Can yall adjust to being a PRO team now where you actually have to gameplan each week. We shall see noobs!
8) Ithaca Warriors - Another rival of my team from a while ago, co-owner was actually a Thundercat for some time. I think Homer you guys can make some noise but in the stronger conf yall will have to fight for it. Do you have what it takes, or should we rename yall the Rainbow Warriors instead???
9) Krakow Ice Dragons - So many Dragons in EEPL this season yet none are scary enough to be feared, but overlook this Dragon and you might get burned. Gameplan enough for these guys and you'll turn them into ice. Another season of these Dragons going ice cold!
10) Barcelona Chupacabras - Sorry BC have a nice starting lineup but level 50's in the Pros not gonna work imo. Tough Conf and too young = a missed Playoff opportunity. Would like to see what yall can do in S21, but as far as this season the legend of the Chupacabra is purely a myth!
11) Stalingrad Gryphon Army - Hoping to finally see the rise of this Golden Army this season, but looks like we will have to wait a little while longer. No army here, just a bunch of weekend warriors
12) Siberian Coldfront - 13-3 last season well flip that around and that'll be close to your record this season. Go back to Siberia and we'll come get you when the Cold War is back on.
13) Lviv Lions - new ownership and an incomplete roster = a recipe for disaster for the PROS wont come close to matching last seasons record not in this conf.
14) Prince Rupert Drunken Donkeys - $23M in the hole for salary wow, these guys will be CPU by Week 4
15) Laos King Pongers - how did you guys make Pro again??? Shoulda went to APL would been favored to win the League there!
16) Russian Revolution Retired - No LT is not back, team under new ownership and with 4 players on their roster i think they can give BSS a run for their money!
This thread is intended for ENTERTAINMENT purposes only so dont cry like a little bitch or get offended. This offseason is long and boring, so just trying to pass the time.
Oh and for those of you who wonder what I listen to while I wrote this here ya go http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6onxQhZK5M&feature=iv&annotation_id=annotation_826683
So with that said and without further adieu I present........................................................
THUNDERCATS S20 PRE PRE-SEASON RANKINGS
ALPHA:
1) Eden Serpents - these little whores think they are tough shit, and are trying to show their muscle during this offseason, wow great work with the S19 sim sarg but wake the hell up that shit dont fly come S20. Lets see ya take a bite out of the Big Apple then.
2) Arkadak Ratels - first off Forbin where the hell is your owner seriously the guy is a ghost. 2nd of all try and close those shitty builds you got open over there. 3rd will you guys make it out if the 2nd round this season....survey says....NO! lolu Ratels the BSS of Alpha.
3) Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps - Madmal, Seattle, and Thundercat wow the 3 headed monster this League trembles upon. Can you imagine our gameplanning sessions....lets just say the wives of BSS are very busy! I bet BSS has a poster of my face with GLB's most wanted on it.
4) Sofia Spiders - Welcome back from i believe your 3rd trip to the WL. (correct me if im wrong) well EEPL doesnt have arachnophobia and that thrown together bunch of WL rejects doesnt have anyone scared spider. You're not the big dog anymore so after all those beatdowns yall issued back in S18, i'll pm you later and ask you how the other asscheeck feels. You might get lucky and eek out a home playoff game but thats it.
5) Athens Odyssey - Well Ken finally invited me to join his team, but with one catch I cant talk shit on their behalf. So I leave you with this....as eminem said in 8 mile and I quote "i'll end this shit in a fuck you and have a nice day"
6) Emmaus Fighting Green Hornets - Do yall remember when the Hornets were actually good. I do and wow that was a while ago. Will they be good again this season..........nope just an average joe smoe. Have you read their team quote..."Somebody has awoken a sleeping giant. And he is just starting to arise!" wow more like a giant punching bag. oh shit not the flyswatter.
7) Decatur Staleys - hot cold hot cold hot cold will you please decide if you guys are gonna come to play or not. Some of us would like to know if we can skip gameplanning for yall. And what the hell is this naga stuff.
8) Puffington Magic Dragons - seriously put down the joint and join the party i think your lil dragons will go 8-8
9) Brazilian Predators - welcome to the Pros noobs. Out of all the noobs I think yall will get bent over the least so take that compliment for its worth. Lot of young guys...tell you what when you guys turn old enough to have a drink send me a pm and i'll take you out for one
10) Moose Jaw Grizzlies - yall got the age, just no motivation seriously just try and win one for the gipper.
11) Leaders Gaulois - sound like a bunch of Frenchmen trying to play football, they must of thought this was a soccer site, lolu!
12) Cartoon Convicts - horrible team name btw got me running scared. Wow "AA" runner ups soooooooo impressive...come talk to me in a few seasons when you guys can shave
13) Porto People Eaters - wow 16-0 not bad for the "A" Leagues. Well that shit aint happening here. Hey Kerpow grab the lube its gonna be a long season pal
14) The Pittsburgh IronMen - wow lots of open builds and a lots of level 40's. That shit dont fly in the Pros. Better learn how to recruit players for the Semi-Pros for next season.
15) Sparta Battle Chickens - hey spider please dont count all 15 of our impending losses for S20 for our team record. All I could recruit was a shitty Punter, so thats my excuse. I swear I got this exact same pm forwarded to me from spider from mwoods.
16) Mandunum Ad Horrea - CPU owned yea at least Sparta will get 1 win riding the foot of a Punter Al Davis wouldnt even sign.
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ZETA:
1) Black Hand Gods Of War - well these guys didnt quite pull off the Buda but they did merge. Guess yall finally got tired of losing in the Playoffs and are trying to win now, but have to merge to do so. No creativity in that. But i do know they didnt want to be called Buda Jr, so jack decided to come to EEPL for the sake of not embarassing the name of Black Hand Cowards Of War.
2) Black Sea Storm - how many fucking BSS teams do yall need to win a title??? Is 20 too many. Im so impressed yall have the flex to build so many, but yall need to learn how to fix your dots. Seriously 20 BSS teams and yall cant keep 1 in the WL, fucking sad. And dont say Osaka counts I dont feel like hearing 5star cry today. Hey tell Panda he's #1 in my book
3) Holland Pinoy All Stars Srs - Its all in the name All Stars! And if im on the team yall know you need to bow down. But I cant take any credit for all their success its all JP baby! And he's out for vengence this season...I feel sorry for yall. Its gonna get real real fing ugly for Zeta!
4) Kosovo Kryptonite - Well hopefully yall wont choke 1st round again this season. Too much talent to lose. But I think Hague may be your real Kryptonite this season.
5) The Hague Hustlers - Still awaiting the official team name change to "THEE Hague Hustlers" Owner has got his team trained to think they are a bunch of Miami Hurricane football Players. Maddogg has a mouth on him that only Hood can rival. BTW Maddogg where is your co-owner I miss picking on him. No need to gameplan for these guys as by week 3 half their team will be forum banned!
6) Weapons of Mass Dotstruction - Hi DK! me and donkeykong go back a ways, so much so we had an ugly rivalry! But I wont go into that. Only thing to say is that these guys won us a League Challenge last season so I wont bash them too much. Is jax your team trash talker still??? If so where is that lil shit i miss him!
7) Wheel City Dragons - wow all grown up with a nice GOLD "AAA" trophy and a Pro roster now. WOW! Could actually be a threat if you didnt have all them inactives and open builds. Can yall adjust to being a PRO team now where you actually have to gameplan each week. We shall see noobs!
8) Ithaca Warriors - Another rival of my team from a while ago, co-owner was actually a Thundercat for some time. I think Homer you guys can make some noise but in the stronger conf yall will have to fight for it. Do you have what it takes, or should we rename yall the Rainbow Warriors instead???
9) Krakow Ice Dragons - So many Dragons in EEPL this season yet none are scary enough to be feared, but overlook this Dragon and you might get burned. Gameplan enough for these guys and you'll turn them into ice. Another season of these Dragons going ice cold!
10) Barcelona Chupacabras - Sorry BC have a nice starting lineup but level 50's in the Pros not gonna work imo. Tough Conf and too young = a missed Playoff opportunity. Would like to see what yall can do in S21, but as far as this season the legend of the Chupacabra is purely a myth!
11) Stalingrad Gryphon Army - Hoping to finally see the rise of this Golden Army this season, but looks like we will have to wait a little while longer. No army here, just a bunch of weekend warriors
12) Siberian Coldfront - 13-3 last season well flip that around and that'll be close to your record this season. Go back to Siberia and we'll come get you when the Cold War is back on.
13) Lviv Lions - new ownership and an incomplete roster = a recipe for disaster for the PROS wont come close to matching last seasons record not in this conf.
14) Prince Rupert Drunken Donkeys - $23M in the hole for salary wow, these guys will be CPU by Week 4
15) Laos King Pongers - how did you guys make Pro again??? Shoulda went to APL would been favored to win the League there!
16) Russian Revolution Retired - No LT is not back, team under new ownership and with 4 players on their roster i think they can give BSS a run for their money!
Edited by Thundercat_12 on Jan 6, 2011 21:10:38
Edited by Thundercat_12 on Jan 6, 2011 20:29:14
Edited by Thundercat_12 on Jan 6, 2011 20:29:05
Spider may forum ban me if I keep posting they are overrated!
