Warrior General Games

Patches walks up to the Podium wearing a Hi-HO #5 BQ Restaurant T-shirt,Some 80's Ray-Bans, and a Gilligan Hat!

Patches: Yes I missed team activities yesterday. I"m a little alienated at our team's Misfortune. We have a good team. We just look like the N'awlin Aints. In Fact maybe we should change our name to the Munic Aints because "WE KEEP SHOOTING OUT SELVES IN THE F'ING FOOT"!!!!

Patches: I needed to take the day off and gather my thoughts. Yea I had a good game but it wasn't good enough for us to Win. Me and Billy are finally on the same page. but What is it gonna take for us to Win. When is this team gonna come together.

Munich Reporter: So are you saying the Offense isn't the problem and if so what are your thoughts on Coach Allen's recent comments in regards to your previous Comments.

Patches: Look, The offense has some problems. We move the ball and then we shoot ourselves in the foot. But I promise you the O-f (Patches shakes his head and stops mid sentence)

Patches: All I have to say is this. Coach Allen wants to talk about my productions. ARe you freaking kidding me. I lead the league in yards and receptions. I'm second in average yards per game and that was while me and Big Eye were trying to get on the same track! His Dumbass comments show you how shortsighted he is and maybe that is why our defense is lackluster. This man has no Vision! All the talent on our team is on that side of the ball, but I haven't seen it yet. We give up the 5th most yards passing and the 9th most rushing. Freaking one of his corners looks like Fred "Cost us the game" Thomas the way he is giving cusions or getting beat long. I Aint talking bout my lockdown Corner Buddy Lightning Boy either. I Don't know where Allen's head is.

Amsterdam Times: What about his comment in regards to your drops.

Patches: Drops! Laugh I lead the league in receptions. Look Patches is the man but he is Human. Even Patches misses a pass from time to time. In the 3 Games patches has played with this team he has had only 4 drops. Most of those drops were BigEye and Patches Debut together and they weren't on the same track. That is over now.

Patches: Coach Allen must have me confused with our other WR Roger's who leads the league in drops. You see the Trend here guys. coach Allen always seems to be wrong. Kind of like his play calling.

Patches: Look I"m just a hustler and I'm hustling for Coach Adams.

Patches: (Smiles) Hell maybe Coach Allen is just pissed I want play on that side of the ball for him. Hell I tackle as well as his starters and might have as many tackles.

Patches stands up laughing and walks off.

Should've stuck with the Koats

Coach Allen responds to Patches:

Patches clearly can't see anything from behind those awful sunglasses. The last I checked our offense had failed to score more than 17 points in a game. We lead the league in interceptions. 9 of them in 5 games. What has the offense done with turnovers?

Look our defense clearly needs to get better there is not question about that. If we don't get better then I'll get fired, I know how this business works. There is room for improvement from everyone. Patches needs to be a team leader and let his play do the talking. If Patches can't lead this team to score at least 20 points a game, then maybe he's being paid a little too much. As far as Patches playing on Defense. Who is he kidding?

Have you seen him block? Me either.

with that many int's the problem might be your QB.