My dearest Bort,
Oh what has our relationship come to? This season began with such grand illusions. It seemed as if our Pee Wee community had finally found an ear with such changes as rentable CEQ. I was so excited by this and some other items, that I even bought back our old team. I did an about face on my, "I'm only making a few dots next season," position because of my frustration with you and the SIM. I branched out and made even more dots for more teams. I felt like PW would be fun again.
All the excitement headed into the season led me to overlook some of the SIM problems. I was holding off on judging thinking that stuff like passing would get better as the builds matured. Then, you ran the flex promo. I even backed off of the, "You'll never get another cent from me!" position. I honestly felt that you had heard our cries, that you deserved some more of my hard earned money, and that I would be rewarded with entertaining dot ball.
Alas, it seems as if you are no different that our elected leader in Washington. You thoroughly bent me over and broke one off in me without even the common decency to give a man a reach around. I don't even think you reached for the lube, and I can almost hear your laughter as I'm trying to grit my teeth through the pain.
Your SIM is broken. Scratch that, it's totally F'd up. Yes, passing needed a nerf, but you didn't have to do this. The game has become a snooze fest of slam ball, and it is not entertaining nor is it challenging. The only challenging part is to try and be different -- that only leads to failure against quality opponents.
The DSBT (http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=6791) have lost 3 legit games this season. All 3 games we lost have been to quality opponents that may very well have beaten us in any SIM from any past season. This is in no way shape or form an attack at them, their coaches, or agents. Kudos where applicable for playing the way the SIM rewards for this season.
Of those 3 games, 1 was lost in the more traditional way. We out gained our opponent who tried a run oriented attack but threw enough. They played an entertaining game and won by 7 with 2 ST scores. One of the other losses featured a balanced attack of 75 rushes and 2 incomplete passes. In that game, HB Slam (PS) was ran 16 times while HB Blast (PS) was ran 10 times. In fact, all the rushes look about like that. The TOP was skewed 40-20 as you could imagine.
Finally, the 3rd loss took place today. We lost to a very good team. They had a balanced attack of 74 rushes and 15 passes. Of the 74 rushes, 14 were outside. Of those 14, there were 4 sweeps (2 each HB and FB), 1 FB across, and 2 pitches. The rest were off tackle runs. Basically, they slammed the ball 67 times for a TOP win of 46 to 14.
Do you honestly think anyone actually gets enjoyment out of this? Really? This is absolutely the suckiest SIM and season I've ever been a part of. Do you look at the games? Do you really believe there's a RPP? I feel like all those people unfortunate enough to have voted for Obama -- lied to and then royally screwed over. Thanks for everything.
I'd ask for a refund, but then that would mean I'd have to stick around longer until I run out of flex. I really should follow in the footsteps of Vreck who was smart enough to recognize the BS you feed us for what it really is. Thanks for the ass reaming. I hope it's better for you than it is for me.
Irritably yours,
-Juice
Oh what has our relationship come to? This season began with such grand illusions. It seemed as if our Pee Wee community had finally found an ear with such changes as rentable CEQ. I was so excited by this and some other items, that I even bought back our old team. I did an about face on my, "I'm only making a few dots next season," position because of my frustration with you and the SIM. I branched out and made even more dots for more teams. I felt like PW would be fun again.
All the excitement headed into the season led me to overlook some of the SIM problems. I was holding off on judging thinking that stuff like passing would get better as the builds matured. Then, you ran the flex promo. I even backed off of the, "You'll never get another cent from me!" position. I honestly felt that you had heard our cries, that you deserved some more of my hard earned money, and that I would be rewarded with entertaining dot ball.
Alas, it seems as if you are no different that our elected leader in Washington. You thoroughly bent me over and broke one off in me without even the common decency to give a man a reach around. I don't even think you reached for the lube, and I can almost hear your laughter as I'm trying to grit my teeth through the pain.
Your SIM is broken. Scratch that, it's totally F'd up. Yes, passing needed a nerf, but you didn't have to do this. The game has become a snooze fest of slam ball, and it is not entertaining nor is it challenging. The only challenging part is to try and be different -- that only leads to failure against quality opponents.
The DSBT (http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=6791) have lost 3 legit games this season. All 3 games we lost have been to quality opponents that may very well have beaten us in any SIM from any past season. This is in no way shape or form an attack at them, their coaches, or agents. Kudos where applicable for playing the way the SIM rewards for this season.
Of those 3 games, 1 was lost in the more traditional way. We out gained our opponent who tried a run oriented attack but threw enough. They played an entertaining game and won by 7 with 2 ST scores. One of the other losses featured a balanced attack of 75 rushes and 2 incomplete passes. In that game, HB Slam (PS) was ran 16 times while HB Blast (PS) was ran 10 times. In fact, all the rushes look about like that. The TOP was skewed 40-20 as you could imagine.
Finally, the 3rd loss took place today. We lost to a very good team. They had a balanced attack of 74 rushes and 15 passes. Of the 74 rushes, 14 were outside. Of those 14, there were 4 sweeps (2 each HB and FB), 1 FB across, and 2 pitches. The rest were off tackle runs. Basically, they slammed the ball 67 times for a TOP win of 46 to 14.
Do you honestly think anyone actually gets enjoyment out of this? Really? This is absolutely the suckiest SIM and season I've ever been a part of. Do you look at the games? Do you really believe there's a RPP? I feel like all those people unfortunate enough to have voted for Obama -- lied to and then royally screwed over. Thanks for everything.
I'd ask for a refund, but then that would mean I'd have to stick around longer until I run out of flex. I really should follow in the footsteps of Vreck who was smart enough to recognize the BS you feed us for what it really is. Thanks for the ass reaming. I hope it's better for you than it is for me.
Irritably yours,
-Juice
ed SO hard when I read your Home page.
