Week 10 Predictions
Usual disclaimer: this is my opinion only. If you don’t like it, I still love you.
Welcome to sports movie week.
NAGA
Game Of The Week
Saint Foy Cyclones (8-1) v Hong Kong Hustlers (7-2)
Both of these are fresh off big games, but with different results. Time to do it again guys. Hustlers, don’t worry about that weird practice routine, I always heard "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball." SFC, what did you thik after the Pudong game? "You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.” Hey, don’t be too hard on yourselves, it was just one game. Now if that happens again this time... HKH 30, SFC 20
Other Naga Games
The Cult (9-0) v Victoria Teabaggers (5-4)
VT picked up a very important win in their playoff race scenario over Pa Dong last time out, while TC is just stepping on people. I gotta ask VT, "How many eyes do you need to finish this fight?" Just asking because I heard someone over at the Cult say “I must break you”. Sounds ominous. Cult 35, VT 14
Portland Dirty Penguins (8-1) v Woody Island Wolverines (2-7)
WW had a bright spot in anotherwise bad season last time. PDP would love to make it dim again. I really thought WW would contend, but they were "Juuuust a bit outside!" Just remember "There's no crying in baseball!", err football. PDP 35, WW 20
Pudong Skyfire (7-2) v Cambodia Mountain Men (4-5)
That last loss for CMM really hurts their playoff hopes and killed their quiet win streak. If you’re going to win this one you better train so hard that "You're gonna eat lightning, and you're gonna crap thunder!" What do you think Pudong? “Get him a body bag! Ya!” Right. Pudong 45, CMM 10
Pa Dong Dragons (5-4) v Golden Hill Bones (4-5)
There’s still some season to go, but I would not be surprised if these two teams look back and see this as a play-in game for one of those last two spots. This one is tough to call. Hey, "Pick me out a winner, Bobby." Pa Dong 27, GHB 24
Chi-Town Hustlers (4-5) v Guam Tigers (1-8)
Talk about a quiet playoff contender, it’s CTH. Isn’t it kinda weird to have Chi-Town in SEA? "Mike Eruzione! Winthrop, Massachusetts! I play for the United States of America!" Damn straight. CTH 42, Guam 20
Palembang Drunken Monks (8-1) v Orlando Praying Mantis
I’m no longer down with OPM. Just saying. You’re going to need a top notch QB performance to hang in this one OPM. "What about Brett Fav-ruh?" Monks 85, OPM 3
Bacolod Skullcrushers (1-8) v Beer Drinkers, Hell Raisers and Mom (0-9)
omgwtfbbq, this game is ugly. You guys will need to serious changes to become competitive here. What do you think? "I guess what I'm trying to say is, if I can change, and you can change, everybody can change." Good. Bacolod 13, Drinkers 10
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lolgaruda
Game of the Week
Three Kingdom Warriors (8-1) v New York Empire (7-2)
This is a big opportunity for NYE to make a statement and maybe grab a home playoff game. Unfortunately for them it’s going to be really tough. What do you plan to say to motivate the the troops NYE? "There's one thing I want you to do for me. Win. Win!" Not bad, but you might want to be more specific. TKW, are you worried about special teams and maybe a missed FG? "If he had held the ball laces out like he's supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick. Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell!" Too true. TKW 42, NYE 17
Other lolgaruda Games
Buffalo Rampage (8-1) v New People’s Army (0-9)
Holy offense batman. Buffalo is averaging like 120 ppg the last few games and it will only go up in this one. Are you going to enjoy this one VJ? "I enjoy watching football in the afternoon. One of the things I love about this country. Baseball, too. I love baseball ever since Arnold Rothstein fixed the World Series in 1919." Right. Buffalo 220, NPA 3
Phu Khao Bow Chicka Brown Cows (7-2) v Quad Cities Quarantine (5-4)
QCQ would love this one to solify their playoff chances but it’s going to be tough to hang with the Cows. On offense, I suggest watching some Buffalo game film--either Buffalo. How about your shot a motivational QCQ? "Sometime when the team is up against it and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to go out there with all they've got and win just one for the Gipper." Not bad. Cows 38, QCQ 30
Lucid D.R.E.A.M. (7-2) v Wu Dang Kung Fu Academy (6-3)
The Wu gang can really make a statement here and move up the charts, even entering the power poll with a win. What is your strategy to pull it off? “Sweep the leg!” Good one. Lucid, I thought you guys were going to be perfect this season? Being perfect is about being able to look your friends in the eye and know that you didn't let them down, because you told them the truth. And that truth is that you did everything that you could. There wasn't one more thing that you could've done. Can you live in that moment, as best you can, with clear eyes and love in your heart? With joy in your heart? If you can do that, gentlemen, then you're perfect." Oh, well, I guess you’re perfect then, I stand corrected. Lucid 45, Wu 27
Buffalo Knights (5-4) v Mandalay King Cobras (1-8)
After losing 3 of 5 and in jeopardy of falling out of a playoff spot, the Knights are sure glad to see the Cobras this week. No offense Mandaly, but your game has been "U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi! You ugly! You ugly! Yo momma said you ugly!" Having said that, this game could be closer than expected. Buffalo 35, Mandalay 21
Krakow Kryptonite (4-5) v Tibetan Black Dragons (0-9)
Krakow, I have liked all season the way you guys are hanging around and fighting. Here is a chance to move up a spot or two in the rankings. Do you guys hate seeing Tibetan in the Pros? "I don't hate Balboa. I pity the fool." Good point. Krakow 115, Dragons 3
Atlantic Great Whites (3-6) v Lefkada-Singapore Seahawks (2-7)
LSS is pretty much done in the playoff picture and a loss here will similarly doom AGW. Wouldn’t you guys like to win? "If you put your effort and concentration into playing to your potential, to be the best that you can be, I don't care what the scoreboard says. At the end of the game, in my book, we're gonna be winners." Whatevs. AGW 28, LSS 24
Boston Bears (3-6) v Sioux Falls Storm (3-6)
The winner here has a slight chance at the playoffs while the loser is dead. You guys need to go out there and hit hard and makes tackles. Just remember to "Protect yourself at all times." Boston 17, SFS 14
Usual disclaimer: this is my opinion only. If you don’t like it, I still love you.
Welcome to sports movie week.
NAGA
Game Of The Week
Saint Foy Cyclones (8-1) v Hong Kong Hustlers (7-2)
Both of these are fresh off big games, but with different results. Time to do it again guys. Hustlers, don’t worry about that weird practice routine, I always heard "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball." SFC, what did you thik after the Pudong game? "You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.” Hey, don’t be too hard on yourselves, it was just one game. Now if that happens again this time... HKH 30, SFC 20
Other Naga Games
The Cult (9-0) v Victoria Teabaggers (5-4)
VT picked up a very important win in their playoff race scenario over Pa Dong last time out, while TC is just stepping on people. I gotta ask VT, "How many eyes do you need to finish this fight?" Just asking because I heard someone over at the Cult say “I must break you”. Sounds ominous. Cult 35, VT 14
Portland Dirty Penguins (8-1) v Woody Island Wolverines (2-7)
WW had a bright spot in anotherwise bad season last time. PDP would love to make it dim again. I really thought WW would contend, but they were "Juuuust a bit outside!" Just remember "There's no crying in baseball!", err football. PDP 35, WW 20
Pudong Skyfire (7-2) v Cambodia Mountain Men (4-5)
That last loss for CMM really hurts their playoff hopes and killed their quiet win streak. If you’re going to win this one you better train so hard that "You're gonna eat lightning, and you're gonna crap thunder!" What do you think Pudong? “Get him a body bag! Ya!” Right. Pudong 45, CMM 10
Pa Dong Dragons (5-4) v Golden Hill Bones (4-5)
There’s still some season to go, but I would not be surprised if these two teams look back and see this as a play-in game for one of those last two spots. This one is tough to call. Hey, "Pick me out a winner, Bobby." Pa Dong 27, GHB 24
Chi-Town Hustlers (4-5) v Guam Tigers (1-8)
Talk about a quiet playoff contender, it’s CTH. Isn’t it kinda weird to have Chi-Town in SEA? "Mike Eruzione! Winthrop, Massachusetts! I play for the United States of America!" Damn straight. CTH 42, Guam 20
Palembang Drunken Monks (8-1) v Orlando Praying Mantis
I’m no longer down with OPM. Just saying. You’re going to need a top notch QB performance to hang in this one OPM. "What about Brett Fav-ruh?" Monks 85, OPM 3
Bacolod Skullcrushers (1-8) v Beer Drinkers, Hell Raisers and Mom (0-9)
omgwtfbbq, this game is ugly. You guys will need to serious changes to become competitive here. What do you think? "I guess what I'm trying to say is, if I can change, and you can change, everybody can change." Good. Bacolod 13, Drinkers 10
______________________________________________________
lolgaruda
Game of the Week
Three Kingdom Warriors (8-1) v New York Empire (7-2)
This is a big opportunity for NYE to make a statement and maybe grab a home playoff game. Unfortunately for them it’s going to be really tough. What do you plan to say to motivate the the troops NYE? "There's one thing I want you to do for me. Win. Win!" Not bad, but you might want to be more specific. TKW, are you worried about special teams and maybe a missed FG? "If he had held the ball laces out like he's supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick. Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell!" Too true. TKW 42, NYE 17
Other lolgaruda Games
Buffalo Rampage (8-1) v New People’s Army (0-9)
Holy offense batman. Buffalo is averaging like 120 ppg the last few games and it will only go up in this one. Are you going to enjoy this one VJ? "I enjoy watching football in the afternoon. One of the things I love about this country. Baseball, too. I love baseball ever since Arnold Rothstein fixed the World Series in 1919." Right. Buffalo 220, NPA 3
Phu Khao Bow Chicka Brown Cows (7-2) v Quad Cities Quarantine (5-4)
QCQ would love this one to solify their playoff chances but it’s going to be tough to hang with the Cows. On offense, I suggest watching some Buffalo game film--either Buffalo. How about your shot a motivational QCQ? "Sometime when the team is up against it and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to go out there with all they've got and win just one for the Gipper." Not bad. Cows 38, QCQ 30
Lucid D.R.E.A.M. (7-2) v Wu Dang Kung Fu Academy (6-3)
The Wu gang can really make a statement here and move up the charts, even entering the power poll with a win. What is your strategy to pull it off? “Sweep the leg!” Good one. Lucid, I thought you guys were going to be perfect this season? Being perfect is about being able to look your friends in the eye and know that you didn't let them down, because you told them the truth. And that truth is that you did everything that you could. There wasn't one more thing that you could've done. Can you live in that moment, as best you can, with clear eyes and love in your heart? With joy in your heart? If you can do that, gentlemen, then you're perfect." Oh, well, I guess you’re perfect then, I stand corrected. Lucid 45, Wu 27
Buffalo Knights (5-4) v Mandalay King Cobras (1-8)
After losing 3 of 5 and in jeopardy of falling out of a playoff spot, the Knights are sure glad to see the Cobras this week. No offense Mandaly, but your game has been "U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi! You ugly! You ugly! Yo momma said you ugly!" Having said that, this game could be closer than expected. Buffalo 35, Mandalay 21
Krakow Kryptonite (4-5) v Tibetan Black Dragons (0-9)
Krakow, I have liked all season the way you guys are hanging around and fighting. Here is a chance to move up a spot or two in the rankings. Do you guys hate seeing Tibetan in the Pros? "I don't hate Balboa. I pity the fool." Good point. Krakow 115, Dragons 3
Atlantic Great Whites (3-6) v Lefkada-Singapore Seahawks (2-7)
LSS is pretty much done in the playoff picture and a loss here will similarly doom AGW. Wouldn’t you guys like to win? "If you put your effort and concentration into playing to your potential, to be the best that you can be, I don't care what the scoreboard says. At the end of the game, in my book, we're gonna be winners." Whatevs. AGW 28, LSS 24
Boston Bears (3-6) v Sioux Falls Storm (3-6)
The winner here has a slight chance at the playoffs while the loser is dead. You guys need to go out there and hit hard and makes tackles. Just remember to "Protect yourself at all times." Boston 17, SFS 14
Edited by Texan DTD on Dec 8, 2010 09:14:58
