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Week 7 Predictions

Usual disclaimer: this is my opinion only. If you don’t like it, I still love you.

Welcome to beer week. Need I say more?

NAGA

Game Of The Week
Pudong Skyfire (6-0) v The Cult (6-0)
Like they say in Bud Light land, “here we go”. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iE5q-ail-E This might be Pudong’s best GoTW yet and they should know since they always seem to be in the GoTW. Both offenses have been rolling all season so you’d think it’s whichever D can step up and have the Courage http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yL3lpf2m7s to at least slow down the other guy. What is this Oregon v Stanford? Cult 42, Pudong 35

Other Naga Games

Sainte Foy Cyclones (6-0) v Guam Tigers (1-5)
After Guam’s last couple of dismantlings you’d have to have beer goggles http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIT3WlIyy1Y to think they’re looking good at this point. Hell, maybe just one beer? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L11fQ6-QTIc SFC 85, Guam 10

Palembang Drunken Monks (6-0) v Woody Island Wolverines (1-5)
I’m not usually nervous when gameplanning for a 1-5 team but WW is still scary somehow. With a name like the Drunken Monks you know I had to ad in some gratuitous beer and flesh: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH7bjIajc0A Ya, I’ll share one with a friend or two. I do know that you never ask an asian store clerk for porno http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xV6_7otLBRE Anyway, this one should be closer than the experts expect. Monks 42, WW 24

Portland Dirty Penguins (5-1) v Golden Hill Bones (2-4)
PDP wants to eventually waddle into a home playoff spot while GHB is just trying to stay relevant in the playoff picture. You know what would make the Bones’ season smell better? Beer cologne. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ9x4u5aLYA Genius. PDP has been waiting quite a while now for a pro title, but remember good things come to those who wait http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lc6U7_-BeGc PDP 35, GHB 20

Hong Kong Hustlers (5-1) v Victoria Teabaggers (3-3)
This game is important for both teams as far as playoff positioning, so let the dominoes fall where the may http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKIp-wLyV2k You can’t do beer week in SEA without a little rice beer and Sapporo’s good to me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-Rs6YEZAt8 HKH 40, VT 33

Cambodia Mountain Men (2-4) v Bacolod Skullcrushers (1-5)
I am starting to get a bit wary of picking against CMM as they seem to have found a pulse the last couple of weeks. Not so much for Bacolod at this point. Damn, I knew I should have followed CMM’s lead and opened that beer factory run by women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAmJEqBSBqI CMM 28, Bacolod 17

Pa Dong Dragons (3-3) v Orlando Praying Mantis (2-4)
Pa Dong started off strong but they haven’t exactly looked Primo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7IdcBHCHbw since then. Sort of the same story for OPM. I kind of envision Voltron looking like a guy who finds a closet full of beer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1ZZreXEqSY after this one. Pa Dong 34, OPM 14

Chi-Town Hustlers (2-4) v Beer Drinkers, Hell Raisers and Mom (0-6)
Ok Drinkers, give me something to work with here. It’s time to just jump right into http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zIFG2wxp9I your work. CTH still has a shot of getting into the playoff race and this game should help in that endeavor. CTH 27, Drinkers 24
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lolgaruda

Game Of The Week
Three Kingdom Warriors (5-1) v Lucid D.R.E.A.M. (5-1)
Slam dunk GoTW in lolgaruda. It either sets up a possible three-way tie-breaker scenario down road or sets up a one on one duel with TKW and Buffalo for the 1 seed. No offense Cows, you’re a little out of place in this discussion like Arnold in a Japanese beer commerical http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilBiB2Ws9yw Anyway, if Lucid loses this one they’ll be drinking beer at the kid’s table http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iCLflwNgt8 TKW 45, Lucid 42

Other lolgaruda Games

Buffalo Rampage (5-1) v Sioux Falls Storm (2-4)
The last undefeated team in lolgaruda falls and now we have a mini-logjam at the top. You know VJ sees that prize and just wants to take it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xf4_XvPWMI but sometimes patience is a virtue. Even so SFS would have to pull out some serious beer martial arts http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVkSCm0x_g0 to win this one. Buffalo 49, SFS 17

Phu Khao Bow Chicka Brown Cows (5-1) v Wu Dang Kung Fu Academy (4-2)
Time to find out which of these two teams stays relevant in the home playoff race. Should be a dandy. Bust out the brown cow beer bong http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYn1o9VHZSw You know Wu wants to bust out that Kung Fu football http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI-TRbcPK_s Cows 33, Wu 24

Buffalo Knights (4-2) v Lefkada-Singapore Seahawks (2-4)
LSS is having a little trouble adjusting this season and it won’t likely get easier this week. Hey, throw back a cold domestic and catch some good TV http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwzwSCN5seg after this one. Unfortunately Buffalo is probably going to use some Heneken kung fu http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nd4RInaqtQI on you. Buffalo 49, LSS 13

New York Empire (4-2) v Quad Cities Quarantine (3-3)
This should be a pretty good matchup of two likely playoff teams. Empire picked up a huge win against Buffalo last time. Hell for that you get your own beer label http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VcYgE8eNVo Maybe QCQ can call the most interesting man int he world http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI58wj4b4g0 to help out on the sidelines. He’s done everything. NYE 30, QCQ 20

Krakow Kryptonite (2-4) v Boston Bears (2-4)
These guys aren’t out of the playoff race yet and they’ll be waiting for QCQ to stumble since the top 7 teams are not going to do so. Remember guys if you want to be like the top teams don’t drink beer because it’s popular, drink beer because its good http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYp8Idu5yYk Krakow 24, Boston 21

Atlantic Great Whites (2-4) v New People’s Army (0-6)
Congrats on your third win and on staying in the playoff picture AGW. Celebrate with, you guessed it, a beer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH0TjR9tmPg AGW 85, NPA 6

Mandalay King Cobras (0-6) v Tibetan Black Dragons (0-6)
Welcome to the relegation bowl. I hope they serve beer in hell http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXTmNApNrxM err AAA. Mandalay 110, Tibetan 6

Beer scent should be a perfume instead of a cologne.

It would work much better that way.

mmmmmmmmmmmm beer.

Predicting us to win?!!? wtf bro?

I like beer

I have a feeling that Pudong will be in the GOTW next week as well, and the week after that

Let's take a look at the schedule:

12/3 - The Cult - 6-0
12/5 - Palembang Drunken Monks - 6-0
12/7 - Sainte Foy Cyclones - 6-0

Originally posted by topdawg88
I have a feeling that Pudong will be in the GOTW next week as well, and the week after that

Let's take a look at the schedule:

12/3 - The Cult - 6-0
12/5 - Palembang Drunken Monks - 6-0
12/7 - Sainte Foy Cyclones - 6-0

Bort has it out for you. Tried to break your confidence early so you would lose to bad teams at the end of the season and miss the playoffs.

Good job avoiding falling victim to his devious plot.

Originally posted by topdawg88
I have a feeling that Pudong will be in the GOTW next week as well, and the week after that

Let's take a look at the schedule:

12/3 - The Cult - 6-0
12/5 - Palembang Drunken Monks - 6-0
12/7 - Sainte Foy Cyclones - 6-0

Good grief.

i think we can finally get one here lol

i mean it obvious we are just holding back....

Originally posted by
Buffalo Knights (4-2) v Lefkada-Singapore Seahawks (2-4)
LSS is having a little trouble adjusting this season ...

A little trouble? A little trouble?

Half the Offense went inactive, the defense is just barely out of diapers, the coordinators are out chewing their cuds and the owner's crazily gone and bought yet another team ... and you call that a "little trouble".

3-13 here we come. Now that sounds like a whole shitload of trouble, which is right where LSS are at!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the write up btw, always enjoy reading about other teams.

I lol'd.

Originally posted by Downhill PV
Thanks for the write up btw, always enjoy reading about other teams.

I was going for optimism for you guys...

Good writeup!