Week 5 Predictions
Usual disclaimer: this is my opinion only. If you don’t like it, I still love you.
Let’s get Footloose with six degrees of Kevin Bacon week in Naga and get out your beach volleyballs in lolgaruda for Tom Cruise week.
NAGA
Game Of The Week
Hong Kong Hustlers (3-1) v Pa Dong Dragons (2-2)
An intriguing game of the week as HKH tries to rebound from their first loss and Pa Dong tries not to fall under .500 and remain “In The Cut” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDaM3ruXoS8 for the playoffs. HKH may not be Picture Perfect http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkYqxXnP_UI anymore after the Pudong game but they still looked good in a loss. HKH 33, Pa Dong 24
Other Naga Games
The Cult (4-0) v Guam Tigers (1-3)
The Cult is looking great in the “Big Picture” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF5qtoNC2l0 and they look to keep going strong here. Guam meanwhile has felt the Tremors http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2sk8SxU6-Q of play in SEA Pro thus far. Cult 52, Guam 13
Sainte Foy Cyclones (4-0) v Golden Hill Bones (2-2)
SFC has looked very good so far this season despite their attempts to stay under the radar and they’re trying to get used to the Air Up There http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ez5gbESYZ0 near the top. Same goes for GHB other than their last game against the Monks where it looked like they may have morale-spiraled. GHB certainly does not want to be Flatliners http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnAzOxwXuSs in the playoff picture so they’ll be extra motivated. SFC 30, GHB 20
Palembang Drunken Monks (4-0) v Bacolod Skullcrushers (1-3)
Bacolod is having a lean season and will be looking for A Few Good Men http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLnTBhptCNg this off-season. The Monks are Sleepers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjcJd0s3hTQ in the championship picture. Monks 48, Bacolod 6
Pudong Skyfire (4-0) v Orlando Praying Mantis (2-2)
No offense to OPM but Pudong is probably happy to finally have a little easier game. Pudong has looked just Super http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUblV5HkMn0 so far and really OPM has been competitive but we’ll find out Where The Truth Lies http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgKLVrNTeiU this time. Pudong 45, OPM 16
Portland Dirty Penguins (3-1) v Chi-Town Hustlers (2-2)
CTH has looked good against the lower tier teams and bad against the upper ones. Unfortunately for them PDP falls in the latter category, so this could be a Death Sentence http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7kb-kUrYro to CTH’s playoff hopes. Before PDP head to the Beauty Shop http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3FuV8b6O5s for the playoff haircut they better not forget this game. PDP 34, CTH 10
Victoria Teabaggers (2-2) v Woody Island Wolverines (1-3)
This one should be better than the records suggest. VT is looking to strike Quicksilver http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPTu2F450sk in the playoff race while WIW seeks to claw their way back one week at a time as they try to avoid getting paddled like in Animal House http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdFLPn30dvQ WIW 21, VT 20
Cambodia Mountain Men (0-4) v Beer Drinkers, Hell Raisers and Mom (0-4)
This matchup of last place teams is more like Friday the 13th http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9npoiU8CVw than a watchable game. One of them may take the Mystic River http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvQaTV_lBuk back to AAA. Drinkers 20, CMM 17
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lolgaruda
Game Of The Week
Buffalo Rampage (4-0) v Buffalo Knights (3-1)
The battle of Buffalo should be a good one. The Rampage are a Legend http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2gYCWZMVik in SEA and the Knights will need to make All The Right Moves http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS5MtPXo13k to win this one. Rampage 27, Knights 20
Other lolgaruda Games
Three Kingdom Warriors (3-1) v Mandalay King Cobras (0-4)
Things don’t get any easier for the winless Cobras as TKW is Far and Away http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkwniVcJYVw the better team. This one looks Mission Impossible http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uks_lHTua3o in Mandalay. TKW 55, MKC 10
Lucid D.R.E.A.M. (3-1) v Lefkada-Singapore Seahawks (2-2)
LSS is feeling good after winning two straight but now they take on a Top Gun http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8rZWw9HE7o in lolgaruda. Lucid is planning on bringing in Days of Thunder http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhUhuDW_jOw Lucid 48, LSS 6
Phu Khao Bow Chicka Brown Cows (3-1) v Sioux Falls Storm (1-3)
The Cows rebounded nicely from a humbling loss and seem to have rediscovered the Color of Money http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrjSqK7xPLE SFS has lost 3 straight and should probably keep their Eyes Wide Shut http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsKX5RO_OMA during the replay. Cows 42, SFS 17
New York Empire (2-2) v New People’s Army (0-4)
A free rebound for NYE after a bad loss. NPA is The Outsiders http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFmJLojm3s4 of Pro. Empire 170, NPA 3
Wu Dang Kung Fu Academy (2-2) v Atlantic Great Whites (2-2)
This should be a good game between two teams hanging on the fringe of the playoff picture. The winner is looking good while the loser faints in relevance but it isn’t quite time to play Taps http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSfHRMGWxfw yet. Just don’t trade your Lions For Lambs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_V6ulwA0KE if you want to win Wu. Wu Dang 21, AGW 20
Quad Cities Quarantine (2-2) v Krakow Kryptonite (1-3)
You better bust out a Cocktail http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YbjzztYbUo if you wan to try and watch this replay unless you have Endless Love http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GePZApDteR4 for one of those teams. QCQ 33, Krakow 30
Boston Bears (1-3) v Tibetan Black Dragon (0-4)
New ownership needs some time to turn things around and it won’t happen this season. Boston has had a rough time too so far but they’ll look more like the Last Samurai http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5BeJ7j1Fj4 here. Boston 220, TBD 7
Usual disclaimer: this is my opinion only. If you don’t like it, I still love you.
Let’s get Footloose with six degrees of Kevin Bacon week in Naga and get out your beach volleyballs in lolgaruda for Tom Cruise week.
NAGA
Game Of The Week
Hong Kong Hustlers (3-1) v Pa Dong Dragons (2-2)
An intriguing game of the week as HKH tries to rebound from their first loss and Pa Dong tries not to fall under .500 and remain “In The Cut” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDaM3ruXoS8 for the playoffs. HKH may not be Picture Perfect http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkYqxXnP_UI anymore after the Pudong game but they still looked good in a loss. HKH 33, Pa Dong 24
Other Naga Games
The Cult (4-0) v Guam Tigers (1-3)
The Cult is looking great in the “Big Picture” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF5qtoNC2l0 and they look to keep going strong here. Guam meanwhile has felt the Tremors http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2sk8SxU6-Q of play in SEA Pro thus far. Cult 52, Guam 13
Sainte Foy Cyclones (4-0) v Golden Hill Bones (2-2)
SFC has looked very good so far this season despite their attempts to stay under the radar and they’re trying to get used to the Air Up There http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ez5gbESYZ0 near the top. Same goes for GHB other than their last game against the Monks where it looked like they may have morale-spiraled. GHB certainly does not want to be Flatliners http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnAzOxwXuSs in the playoff picture so they’ll be extra motivated. SFC 30, GHB 20
Palembang Drunken Monks (4-0) v Bacolod Skullcrushers (1-3)
Bacolod is having a lean season and will be looking for A Few Good Men http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLnTBhptCNg this off-season. The Monks are Sleepers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjcJd0s3hTQ in the championship picture. Monks 48, Bacolod 6
Pudong Skyfire (4-0) v Orlando Praying Mantis (2-2)
No offense to OPM but Pudong is probably happy to finally have a little easier game. Pudong has looked just Super http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUblV5HkMn0 so far and really OPM has been competitive but we’ll find out Where The Truth Lies http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgKLVrNTeiU this time. Pudong 45, OPM 16
Portland Dirty Penguins (3-1) v Chi-Town Hustlers (2-2)
CTH has looked good against the lower tier teams and bad against the upper ones. Unfortunately for them PDP falls in the latter category, so this could be a Death Sentence http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7kb-kUrYro to CTH’s playoff hopes. Before PDP head to the Beauty Shop http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3FuV8b6O5s for the playoff haircut they better not forget this game. PDP 34, CTH 10
Victoria Teabaggers (2-2) v Woody Island Wolverines (1-3)
This one should be better than the records suggest. VT is looking to strike Quicksilver http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPTu2F450sk in the playoff race while WIW seeks to claw their way back one week at a time as they try to avoid getting paddled like in Animal House http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdFLPn30dvQ WIW 21, VT 20
Cambodia Mountain Men (0-4) v Beer Drinkers, Hell Raisers and Mom (0-4)
This matchup of last place teams is more like Friday the 13th http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9npoiU8CVw than a watchable game. One of them may take the Mystic River http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvQaTV_lBuk back to AAA. Drinkers 20, CMM 17
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lolgaruda
Game Of The Week
Buffalo Rampage (4-0) v Buffalo Knights (3-1)
The battle of Buffalo should be a good one. The Rampage are a Legend http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2gYCWZMVik in SEA and the Knights will need to make All The Right Moves http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS5MtPXo13k to win this one. Rampage 27, Knights 20
Other lolgaruda Games
Three Kingdom Warriors (3-1) v Mandalay King Cobras (0-4)
Things don’t get any easier for the winless Cobras as TKW is Far and Away http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkwniVcJYVw the better team. This one looks Mission Impossible http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uks_lHTua3o in Mandalay. TKW 55, MKC 10
Lucid D.R.E.A.M. (3-1) v Lefkada-Singapore Seahawks (2-2)
LSS is feeling good after winning two straight but now they take on a Top Gun http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8rZWw9HE7o in lolgaruda. Lucid is planning on bringing in Days of Thunder http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhUhuDW_jOw Lucid 48, LSS 6
Phu Khao Bow Chicka Brown Cows (3-1) v Sioux Falls Storm (1-3)
The Cows rebounded nicely from a humbling loss and seem to have rediscovered the Color of Money http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrjSqK7xPLE SFS has lost 3 straight and should probably keep their Eyes Wide Shut http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsKX5RO_OMA during the replay. Cows 42, SFS 17
New York Empire (2-2) v New People’s Army (0-4)
A free rebound for NYE after a bad loss. NPA is The Outsiders http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFmJLojm3s4 of Pro. Empire 170, NPA 3
Wu Dang Kung Fu Academy (2-2) v Atlantic Great Whites (2-2)
This should be a good game between two teams hanging on the fringe of the playoff picture. The winner is looking good while the loser faints in relevance but it isn’t quite time to play Taps http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSfHRMGWxfw yet. Just don’t trade your Lions For Lambs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_V6ulwA0KE if you want to win Wu. Wu Dang 21, AGW 20
Quad Cities Quarantine (2-2) v Krakow Kryptonite (1-3)
You better bust out a Cocktail http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YbjzztYbUo if you wan to try and watch this replay unless you have Endless Love http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GePZApDteR4 for one of those teams. QCQ 33, Krakow 30
Boston Bears (1-3) v Tibetan Black Dragon (0-4)
New ownership needs some time to turn things around and it won’t happen this season. Boston has had a rough time too so far but they’ll look more like the Last Samurai http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5BeJ7j1Fj4 here. Boston 220, TBD 7






























