Week 4 Predictions
Usual disclaimer: this is my opinion only. If you don’t like it, I still love you.
Welcome to the Black Friday edition. Don’t get your Underoos in a bunch. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f33dJTbJVRE
NAGA
Game Of The Week
Pudong Skyfire (3-0) v Hong Kong Hustlers (3-0)
Can someone please tell me who the hell put together Pudong’s opening schedule? Seriously? Now they are in another GoTW versus an undefeated HKH squad that has been riding their BMXs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_ACC4z7p6Q right through the competition thus far. Pudong would love to take a Polaroid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt82z_GUCKw of what they’ve done so far and you know they want to shake HKH next. Both teams look good but I’m going with the more proven commodity in this one. Pudong 34, HKH 27
Other Naga Games
Sainte Foy Cyclones (3-0) v Beer Drinkers, Hell Raisers and Mom (0-3)
If I had to name a surprise team in the league so far it would be SFC. Meanwhile the Drinkers have yet to score a single point in Pro. They are pretty much trying to avoid riding the turntable http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk8K-rCKz1o back around to AAA. To do that they’ll have to get by the Hungry Hippos http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HPI_HT6yjo of SFC’s d-line. SFC 38, Drinkers 3
The Cult (3-0) v Bacolod Skull Crushers (1-2)
The Cult is cruising so far, which is fortunate for them because they spent a lot of time cranking up their Ghettoblasters http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOkD3CFBd4c talking about how good they would be this season. Bacolod meanwhile has been getting tossed around like a 3 year old with a Cabbage Patch Kid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiuqkhAQQKU beyond their first freebie win of the season. Bad combo. Cult 48, Bacolod 13
Palembang Drunken Monks (3-0) v Golden Hill Bones (2-1)
The Monks’ opponents outside of TKW have so far looked like generic bad guys going up against G.I. Joe http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLL67CN2hnw (i.e. not good). GHB meanwhile is the other surprise team in Naga and have looked great, even holding the Cult’s vaunted offense under 40. Have they realled Transformed http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WssZjIsUIU themselves or are they playing over their heads so far? This will be closer than the expert think. Monks 31, GHB 17
Portland Dirty Penguins (2-1) v Pa Dong Dragons (2-1)
These two old school SEA teams have been playing each other most seasons since season 3 with both teams busting a Mattel 45 Cap http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR9ojNddiSI in the other. Both are likely to make the playoffs but one of them want to distinguish themselves and play for a possible home field game. Rivalry. With the loser looking more like a Beanie Baby http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZjB1KChSY0 than a contender. Very tough call in this one. PDP 31, Pa Dong 28
Orlando Praying Mantis (2-1) v Woody Island Wolverines (0-3)
OPM started out their season looking like they were playing football on a Sega Genesis http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGxmC37sPCk before getting tripped up in a big surprise by Guam. WIW meanwhile needs this one to save their season. They better stop watching game film on a VCR http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEe8I18JOuc and maybe move into the current decade. WIW 24, OPM 23
Victoria Teabaggers (1-2) v Guam Tigers (1-2)
These teams have a little in common after getting their first wins last time out. One of them gets to bounce back like a Superball http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0_PjJBC8gU while the other goes back to the Dungeon http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1wGlOwn1pM VT 23, Guam 20
Chi-Town Huslters (1-2) v Cambodia Mountain Men (0-3)
The loser of this game is pretty much toasted in the Easy Bake Oven http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpFjQoWMUoU of the playoff picture. Don’t let that Jenga http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7H6wGy5zf4 tower of the season fall down. CTH 17, CMM 14
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lolgaruda
Game Of The Week
Three Kingdom Warriors v Wu Dang Kung Fu Academy
Not the strongest GoTW, but probably the best available this time out. TKW piled into the Caravan http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQDH7M6QYxg and recovered from their week 1 loss to the Monks with domination while Wu has fought to two wins of their own. It’s not the most scientific way of doing things, but looking at Boston as a common opponent, TKW looked substantially stronger. Beating TKW might be as tough as solving a Rubik’s Cube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTkhA3RO5fU for the Kung Fu gang. TKW 38, Wu Dang 16
Other lolgaruda Games
Buffalo Rampage (3-0) v Krakow Kryptonite (1-2)
How about Buffalo taking the driver’s seat in lolgaruda? They took out their Red Ryder BB Gun http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppOXpyhM2wA and shot down Lucid last week. While beating Krakow is no Trivial Pursuit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GT1rEm4HC70 I don’t think Buffalo will have to do a whole lot of GPing. Buffalo 55, Krakow 20
Buffalo Knights (2-1) v New People’s Army (0-3)
Buffalo pulled off a bit of a surprise against the Cows and look to be very legit. They won’t just look legit against NPA, but more like He-Man http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YN93BqgXXU Buffalo 200, NPA 3
Quad Cities Quarantine (2-1) v Lucid D.R.E.A.M. (2-1)
These two teams have the same record, but that’s really where the equivalence ends. This game will be more like the PDP game where they looked a bit like Suzy Homemaker http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rAiii4LA3k for Quad than their two wins. Look for Lucid to bust out the Stomper 4x4s http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pko_iTP4sQ and kick it into high gear. Lucid 45, Quad 20
New York Empire (2-1) v Phu Kao Bow Chicka Brown Cows (2-1)
This might have been GoTW if not for the margin of the Cow’s loss last time which has me in wait and see mode with them. The Empire’s loss was only by 2 to a very good Pudong team. Which team will look like the Evel Knievel Crash Car http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExdL1O0X8Dg and which one like the Micro Machines http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2egGfd5j_k getting trampled? Empire 34, Cows 17
Atlantic Great Whites (1-2) v Sioux Falls Storm (1-2)
The loser of this game may as well get in their Barbie Vette http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsdqO5ZXgbk and drive right on out of this season as they’ll be practically out of the playoff picture. The winner will feel more like the Thundercats http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zp5n7qyH2cc than Ken and Barbie. AGW 27, SFS 17
Lefkada-Singapore Seahawks (1-2) v Australia Smurfin’ Smurfs (0-3)
Ya, this is going to be kinda like the time when you melted down your little sister’s Smurf action figures. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwq2SPXcXxc LSS 235, ASS 0
Mandalay King Cobras (0-3) v Boston Bears (0-3)
I don’t think this will be a relegation bowl type of game. I know that no one really Care Bears http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYm3TFZ3B-w about this game but the winner could conceivably get back into the bottom tier playoff picture. Just get violent like you used to with those old Battlestar Galactica http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3B6k-ejYsI action figures. Mandalay 20, Boston 17
Usual disclaimer: this is my opinion only. If you don’t like it, I still love you.
Welcome to the Black Friday edition. Don’t get your Underoos in a bunch. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f33dJTbJVRE
NAGA
Game Of The Week
Pudong Skyfire (3-0) v Hong Kong Hustlers (3-0)
Can someone please tell me who the hell put together Pudong’s opening schedule? Seriously? Now they are in another GoTW versus an undefeated HKH squad that has been riding their BMXs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_ACC4z7p6Q right through the competition thus far. Pudong would love to take a Polaroid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt82z_GUCKw of what they’ve done so far and you know they want to shake HKH next. Both teams look good but I’m going with the more proven commodity in this one. Pudong 34, HKH 27
Other Naga Games
Sainte Foy Cyclones (3-0) v Beer Drinkers, Hell Raisers and Mom (0-3)
If I had to name a surprise team in the league so far it would be SFC. Meanwhile the Drinkers have yet to score a single point in Pro. They are pretty much trying to avoid riding the turntable http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk8K-rCKz1o back around to AAA. To do that they’ll have to get by the Hungry Hippos http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HPI_HT6yjo of SFC’s d-line. SFC 38, Drinkers 3
The Cult (3-0) v Bacolod Skull Crushers (1-2)
The Cult is cruising so far, which is fortunate for them because they spent a lot of time cranking up their Ghettoblasters http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOkD3CFBd4c talking about how good they would be this season. Bacolod meanwhile has been getting tossed around like a 3 year old with a Cabbage Patch Kid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiuqkhAQQKU beyond their first freebie win of the season. Bad combo. Cult 48, Bacolod 13
Palembang Drunken Monks (3-0) v Golden Hill Bones (2-1)
The Monks’ opponents outside of TKW have so far looked like generic bad guys going up against G.I. Joe http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLL67CN2hnw (i.e. not good). GHB meanwhile is the other surprise team in Naga and have looked great, even holding the Cult’s vaunted offense under 40. Have they realled Transformed http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WssZjIsUIU themselves or are they playing over their heads so far? This will be closer than the expert think. Monks 31, GHB 17
Portland Dirty Penguins (2-1) v Pa Dong Dragons (2-1)
These two old school SEA teams have been playing each other most seasons since season 3 with both teams busting a Mattel 45 Cap http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR9ojNddiSI in the other. Both are likely to make the playoffs but one of them want to distinguish themselves and play for a possible home field game. Rivalry. With the loser looking more like a Beanie Baby http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZjB1KChSY0 than a contender. Very tough call in this one. PDP 31, Pa Dong 28
Orlando Praying Mantis (2-1) v Woody Island Wolverines (0-3)
OPM started out their season looking like they were playing football on a Sega Genesis http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGxmC37sPCk before getting tripped up in a big surprise by Guam. WIW meanwhile needs this one to save their season. They better stop watching game film on a VCR http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEe8I18JOuc and maybe move into the current decade. WIW 24, OPM 23
Victoria Teabaggers (1-2) v Guam Tigers (1-2)
These teams have a little in common after getting their first wins last time out. One of them gets to bounce back like a Superball http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0_PjJBC8gU while the other goes back to the Dungeon http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1wGlOwn1pM VT 23, Guam 20
Chi-Town Huslters (1-2) v Cambodia Mountain Men (0-3)
The loser of this game is pretty much toasted in the Easy Bake Oven http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpFjQoWMUoU of the playoff picture. Don’t let that Jenga http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7H6wGy5zf4 tower of the season fall down. CTH 17, CMM 14
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lolgaruda
Game Of The Week
Three Kingdom Warriors v Wu Dang Kung Fu Academy
Not the strongest GoTW, but probably the best available this time out. TKW piled into the Caravan http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQDH7M6QYxg and recovered from their week 1 loss to the Monks with domination while Wu has fought to two wins of their own. It’s not the most scientific way of doing things, but looking at Boston as a common opponent, TKW looked substantially stronger. Beating TKW might be as tough as solving a Rubik’s Cube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTkhA3RO5fU for the Kung Fu gang. TKW 38, Wu Dang 16
Other lolgaruda Games
Buffalo Rampage (3-0) v Krakow Kryptonite (1-2)
How about Buffalo taking the driver’s seat in lolgaruda? They took out their Red Ryder BB Gun http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppOXpyhM2wA and shot down Lucid last week. While beating Krakow is no Trivial Pursuit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GT1rEm4HC70 I don’t think Buffalo will have to do a whole lot of GPing. Buffalo 55, Krakow 20
Buffalo Knights (2-1) v New People’s Army (0-3)
Buffalo pulled off a bit of a surprise against the Cows and look to be very legit. They won’t just look legit against NPA, but more like He-Man http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YN93BqgXXU Buffalo 200, NPA 3
Quad Cities Quarantine (2-1) v Lucid D.R.E.A.M. (2-1)
These two teams have the same record, but that’s really where the equivalence ends. This game will be more like the PDP game where they looked a bit like Suzy Homemaker http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rAiii4LA3k for Quad than their two wins. Look for Lucid to bust out the Stomper 4x4s http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pko_iTP4sQ and kick it into high gear. Lucid 45, Quad 20
New York Empire (2-1) v Phu Kao Bow Chicka Brown Cows (2-1)
This might have been GoTW if not for the margin of the Cow’s loss last time which has me in wait and see mode with them. The Empire’s loss was only by 2 to a very good Pudong team. Which team will look like the Evel Knievel Crash Car http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExdL1O0X8Dg and which one like the Micro Machines http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2egGfd5j_k getting trampled? Empire 34, Cows 17
Atlantic Great Whites (1-2) v Sioux Falls Storm (1-2)
The loser of this game may as well get in their Barbie Vette http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsdqO5ZXgbk and drive right on out of this season as they’ll be practically out of the playoff picture. The winner will feel more like the Thundercats http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zp5n7qyH2cc than Ken and Barbie. AGW 27, SFS 17
Lefkada-Singapore Seahawks (1-2) v Australia Smurfin’ Smurfs (0-3)
Ya, this is going to be kinda like the time when you melted down your little sister’s Smurf action figures. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwq2SPXcXxc LSS 235, ASS 0
Mandalay King Cobras (0-3) v Boston Bears (0-3)
I don’t think this will be a relegation bowl type of game. I know that no one really Care Bears http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYm3TFZ3B-w about this game but the winner could conceivably get back into the bottom tier playoff picture. Just get violent like you used to with those old Battlestar Galactica http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3B6k-ejYsI action figures. Mandalay 20, Boston 17
