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treygreen13
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From the same people who brought you Nickel Beer Night, the Farkistan Squirrels offer you a new promotion to attend their next game, a matchup of 3-1 teams at Abe Vigoda Memorial Stadium!

That's right, ladies and gentlemen. Show up at our game tomorrow versus the Honolulu Hurricane Warriors and get your own Chris Hansen Bobble-Head figure! In addition, foot-long hotdogs are only $1.00!

Look for the giant Chris Hansen statue outside the Abe Vigoda Memorial Stadium, and follow his instructions to "Have a seat over there" for some great football!

Offer only valid for game 5 versus the Honolulu Hurricane Warriors. No minors were harmed in the making of this promotion. The Farkistan Squirrels do not condone any action that would cause one to meet Chris Hansen.
 
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Originally posted by treygreen13


Look for the giant Chris Hansen statue outside the Abe Vigoda Memorial Stadium, and follow his instructions to "Have a seat over there" for some great football!

Offer only valid for game 5 versus the Honolulu Hurricane Warriors. No minors were harmed in the making of this promotion. The Farkistan Squirrels do not condone any action that would cause one to meet Chris Hansen.


I am just here to hang out.... nothing was gonna happen.

 
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Originally posted by Checkmate187
Originally posted by treygreen13



Look for the giant Chris Hansen statue outside the Abe Vigoda Memorial Stadium, and follow his instructions to "Have a seat over there" for some great football!

Offer only valid for game 5 versus the Honolulu Hurricane Warriors. No minors were harmed in the making of this promotion. The Farkistan Squirrels do not condone any action that would cause one to meet Chris Hansen.


I am just here to hang out.... nothing was gonna happen.



Come to hang out, but we can guarantee something is going to happen; a great football game!
 
Checkmate187
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Originally posted by treygreen13


Come to hang out, but we can guarantee something is going to happen; a great football game!


Well then, toss me a buck dog and a buttscratcher!

Buttscratcher!

 
treygreen13
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Originally posted by Checkmate187
Originally posted by treygreen13



Come to hang out, but we can guarantee something is going to happen; a great football game!


Well then, toss me a buck dog and a buttscratcher!

Buttscratcher!



Buck Dog! I like the sound of that.
 
treygreen13
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Mod, could you delete one of these threads if you're going to move it?
No point in putting both of my threads in the same forum.
 
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Originally posted by Checkmate187
Originally posted by treygreen13



Come to hang out, but we can guarantee something is going to happen; a great football game!


Well then, toss me a buck dog and a buttscratcher!

Buttscratcher!



Buttscratcher?
 
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ButtScratcha!
 


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