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AND PAW IS SHIT FACED!!! mi esposa is in the bed..(go figure) and i am shit faced looking at boobs and getting my ass beat playing pool with people from 'ch'icago and ireland.... fuck off im drunk... if you know me you know my drunken posts. if not,.. then ... then .... fuck off, i have drunken posts.
today is a great day, and you can read about it because you are board and sitting at work on Glb, miserably trying to make it through another fucking day on 'the job', to make ends meet. believe me, im so there every other day of the week....BUT... not this week bitches! im getting hammered and no sleep until sunday when i have to come back and get ready for work and kids again. i know 75% of glb is with me on that one when its vacation time. since ive been here, i have met 4 different bitches in 2 days (dias for you mexicanos) that i would so fuck the shit out of but im married so its not happenin..... really though? what the hell is up with hot bitches all over married guys cocks? just to tease their ass obviously.... probably have crabs anyway. of cours my wife doesnt approve but i said, 'im on vacation and they are friends with my freinds' and she shut the fuck up. yes, i didnt get laid last night because of that but really.... when your married, its like any other day.... CAN I GET AN AMEN FROM THE MARRIED BROTHA'S OUT THERE... soooooooooooooooooo im the last one up out of a party of 28.......... fuckin pussies. im trenta (30) anos and im tryin to hang like a young buck. fellas under 28.....enjoy the shit while it last. when you get married and start having families, you get drunk off of a 6 pack of wine coolers and are in bed by 9pm every night and get ass maybe once a week. yes yes i know you are such pimp daddies now.... i was once in you shoes and could fuck for an hour with some random bar hoe, but once your married, you just try to get yours (maybe 2 minutes tops) then you roll over and go to sleep. note for single guys.....screw wastin all that energy. your a dumbass for trying anyway. she'll be screwin another guy the next night so what does it matter anyway. get yours and say piece out biatch. ya know, now that im somewhat paying attention to what im typing,.... im sure i will be banned from posting in G\lb ever again. so....... if thats the case. be strong my friends! drink lots of booze and hit lots of tang and dont settle until your 50 years old! no reason to give up the 'strange' before then. just wrap that shit up... or at least thats what im told im Mexico!!!!! peace out bitches!!! im off to the hot tub with more booze with random people i do not know because my 'party' is a bunch of bitches who are scared of a late night. if im alive..... i may post back tomorrow night to see how all of you cock suckers are doing....if im allowed to post! peace out bitches!!!!
 
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Ah Pawpaw I miss these rants!
 
RMiller517
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would read again.
 
Riachachi
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Originally posted by pawpawynana
because you are board and sitting at work


its bored

duh...
 
LaSeeno
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Epic thread! Just turned 31 my friend. Everytihng he said is true...
 
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Originally posted by RMiller517
would read again.


+1
 
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epic

 
vladykins
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Paw!

Usually we only get these in the GTAJ forum.

Get some for us, Paw. The white tequila is killer.
 
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Originally posted by Victory Jones
tldr


Very much your loss.
 
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too well formatted...not drunk enough.
 
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ĦAy, caramba!
 
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LOL
 
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Teach me.
 
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