The rankings below are based off of nothing but roster evaluation, past records (seasonal, playoffs, and scrimmages), team chemistry, and personal knowledge of the team. I didn’t use a greasemonkey script or spreadsheet or anything fancy; just my opinion. These rankings are up for debate amongst yourselves on the forums, but if you want to move up in the rankings; you’ll have to prove it on the dotball field!
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Tier 1 - Elite
1 .. 1 – 0 . Lincoln Navigators . (0)
2 .. 1 – 0 . Nashville Hounds . (0)
3 .. 1 – 0 . Defenders of the Ancients . (+2)
4 .. 1 – 0 . Cincinnati Shockers . (-1)
5 .. 1 – 0 . Monmouth Evil Monkeys . (-1)
Tier 2 - Great
6 .. 1 – 0 . South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice . (+1)
7 .. 1 – 0 . All The King's Men . (+2)
8 .. 1 – 0 . Come Fiesta . (+2)
9 .. 1 – 0 . Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals . (+2)
Tier 3 - Above Average
10 . 0 – 1 . SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL . (-4)
11 . 0 – 1 . Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens . (-3)
12 . 1 – 0 . Humboldt Killer Hornets . (0)
13 . 0 – 1 . Atlantic City Affliction . (0)
15 . 1 – 0 . Tennessee Fury . (+1)
Tier 4 - Average
15. . 0 – 1 . Nebraska Tornados . (-1)
16 . 0 – 1 . San Diego Lightning . (0)
17 . 0 – 1 . Philadelphia Pushovers . (0)
18 . 0 – 1 . A Team About Nothing . (0)
19 . 0 – 1 . Hollywood Stars . (0)
20 . 1 – 0 . Chico High Panthers . (0)
Tier 5 - Below Average
21 . 1 – 0 . Pittsburgh Steel Curtain . (0)
22 . 0 – 1 . D.C Baby Sloths . (0)
23 . 1 – 0 . Rhode Island Red Wolves . (0)
24 . 0 – 1 . Coalville Colliers . (0)
25 . 1 – 0 . Detroit Pyromaniacs . (0)
Tier 6 - Meh
26 . 0 – 1 . Paris French Connection . (0)
27 . 0 – 1 . Baton Rouge Buccaneers . (0)
28 . 1 – 0 . California Kings Matter . (+2)
Tier 7 - The Cellar
29 . 0 – 1 . Mendoza Marios . (-1)
30 . 0 – 1 . BEDLAM ASYLUM SHOCKERS . (-1)
31 . 0 – 1 . Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees . (0)
32 . 0 – 1 . 8 Mile Assault . (0)
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STREAK WATCH:
Here's a list of the current winning streaks in USA Pro League...
Pittsburgh Steel Curtain - 6
Lincoln Navigators - 3
Cincinnati Shockers - 2
California Kings Matter - 2
Nashville Hounds - 2
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Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Defenders of the Ancients
1.. ...... 32 ........ 2 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Chico High Panthers
1.. ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice
1.. ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Come Fiesta
1.. ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Paris French Connection
6.. ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... D.C Baby Sloths
7.. ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Lincoln Navigators
8.. ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... All The King's Men
9.. ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Atlantic City Affliction
10 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Nashville Hounds
10 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Tennessee Fury
12 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens
13 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Philadelphia Pushovers
14 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL
15 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Cincinnati Shockers
15 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Monmouth Evil Monkeys
17 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Rhode Island Red Wolves
17 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Pittsburgh Steel Curtain
17 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... San Diego Lightning
20 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Humboldt Killer Hornets
20 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Mendoza Marios
22 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Coalville Colliers
23 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... BEDLAM ASYLUM SHOCKERS
24 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Baton Rouge Buccaneers
25 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... A Team About Nothing
26 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals
27 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Nebraska Tornados
28 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Hollywood Stars
29 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Detroit Pyromaniacs
30 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... California Kings Matter
31 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... 8 Mile Assault
32 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees
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Hollywood Stars vs. Rhode Island Red Wolves -- ( RIRW )
Win two for the new team!
A Team About Nothing vs. 8 Mile Assault -- ( ATAN )
Easy win.
Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals vs. Cincinnati Shockers -- ( CS )
KKAR bias.
Defenders of the Ancients vs. Lincoln Navigators -- ( LN )
This could be a great game here, but I have to go with my pick to win it all.
Monmouth Evil Monkeys vs. Coalville Colliers -- ( MEM )
Welcome to the Pros Colliers!
Baton Rouge Buccaneers vs. SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL -- ( GROWL )
I sure hope the GROWL could pull this one off!
California Kings Matter vs. Nebraska Tornados -- ( NT )
I liked to see the King's continue their success, but the Tornados have to be hungry after their loss.
Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens vs. Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees -- ( CCIA )
CCIA took a crazy loss, but this is an easy bounce back game.
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Chico High Panthers vs. Tennessee Fury -- ( TF )
I'd like to see this be the Fury's season so let's see what happens.
South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice vs. Paris French Connection -- ( SOFPM )
The Mice are bad ass! Enough said.
Humboldt Killer Hornets vs. Philadelphia Pushovers -- ( HKH )
Humboldt is one of the best and the Pushovers just got welcomed to the Pros.
BEDLAM ASYLUM SHOCKERS vs. Mendoza Marios -- ( BAS )
Both new teams, but I'm going with the team that got the caps lock stuck.
All The King's Men vs. Come Fiesta -- ( ATKM )
It's time for the party and to see what the King's Men are made of.
Atlantic City Affliction vs. Nashville Hounds -- ( NH )
Bort hates ACA...Lincoln and now the Hounds!
San Diego Lightning vs. D.C Baby Sloths -- ( SDL )
SDL is very dangerous and I'm not sure what to expect from the Sloths yet, but I know they think their name is funny.
Detroit Pyromaniacs vs. Pittsburgh Steel Curtain -- ( PSC )
I like how both of these teams started out, but gotta go with the Curtain on this one!
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Tier 1 - Elite
1 .. 1 – 0 . Lincoln Navigators . (0)
2 .. 1 – 0 . Nashville Hounds . (0)
3 .. 1 – 0 . Defenders of the Ancients . (+2)
4 .. 1 – 0 . Cincinnati Shockers . (-1)
5 .. 1 – 0 . Monmouth Evil Monkeys . (-1)
Tier 2 - Great
6 .. 1 – 0 . South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice . (+1)
7 .. 1 – 0 . All The King's Men . (+2)
8 .. 1 – 0 . Come Fiesta . (+2)
9 .. 1 – 0 . Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals . (+2)
Tier 3 - Above Average
10 . 0 – 1 . SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL . (-4)
11 . 0 – 1 . Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens . (-3)
12 . 1 – 0 . Humboldt Killer Hornets . (0)
13 . 0 – 1 . Atlantic City Affliction . (0)
15 . 1 – 0 . Tennessee Fury . (+1)
Tier 4 - Average
15. . 0 – 1 . Nebraska Tornados . (-1)
16 . 0 – 1 . San Diego Lightning . (0)
17 . 0 – 1 . Philadelphia Pushovers . (0)
18 . 0 – 1 . A Team About Nothing . (0)
19 . 0 – 1 . Hollywood Stars . (0)
20 . 1 – 0 . Chico High Panthers . (0)
Tier 5 - Below Average
21 . 1 – 0 . Pittsburgh Steel Curtain . (0)
22 . 0 – 1 . D.C Baby Sloths . (0)
23 . 1 – 0 . Rhode Island Red Wolves . (0)
24 . 0 – 1 . Coalville Colliers . (0)
25 . 1 – 0 . Detroit Pyromaniacs . (0)
Tier 6 - Meh
26 . 0 – 1 . Paris French Connection . (0)
27 . 0 – 1 . Baton Rouge Buccaneers . (0)
28 . 1 – 0 . California Kings Matter . (+2)
Tier 7 - The Cellar
29 . 0 – 1 . Mendoza Marios . (-1)
30 . 0 – 1 . BEDLAM ASYLUM SHOCKERS . (-1)
31 . 0 – 1 . Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees . (0)
32 . 0 – 1 . 8 Mile Assault . (0)
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STREAK WATCH:
Here's a list of the current winning streaks in USA Pro League...
Pittsburgh Steel Curtain - 6
Lincoln Navigators - 3
Cincinnati Shockers - 2
California Kings Matter - 2
Nashville Hounds - 2
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Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Defenders of the Ancients
1.. ...... 32 ........ 2 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Chico High Panthers
1.. ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice
1.. ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Come Fiesta
1.. ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Paris French Connection
6.. ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... D.C Baby Sloths
7.. ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Lincoln Navigators
8.. ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... All The King's Men
9.. ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Atlantic City Affliction
10 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Nashville Hounds
10 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Tennessee Fury
12 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens
13 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Philadelphia Pushovers
14 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL
15 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Cincinnati Shockers
15 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Monmouth Evil Monkeys
17 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Rhode Island Red Wolves
17 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Pittsburgh Steel Curtain
17 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... San Diego Lightning
20 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Humboldt Killer Hornets
20 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Mendoza Marios
22 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Coalville Colliers
23 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... BEDLAM ASYLUM SHOCKERS
24 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Baton Rouge Buccaneers
25 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... A Team About Nothing
26 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals
27 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Nebraska Tornados
28 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Hollywood Stars
29 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Detroit Pyromaniacs
30 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... California Kings Matter
31 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... 8 Mile Assault
32 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees
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Hollywood Stars vs. Rhode Island Red Wolves -- ( RIRW )
Win two for the new team!
A Team About Nothing vs. 8 Mile Assault -- ( ATAN )
Easy win.
Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals vs. Cincinnati Shockers -- ( CS )
KKAR bias.
Defenders of the Ancients vs. Lincoln Navigators -- ( LN )
This could be a great game here, but I have to go with my pick to win it all.
Monmouth Evil Monkeys vs. Coalville Colliers -- ( MEM )
Welcome to the Pros Colliers!
Baton Rouge Buccaneers vs. SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL -- ( GROWL )
I sure hope the GROWL could pull this one off!
California Kings Matter vs. Nebraska Tornados -- ( NT )
I liked to see the King's continue their success, but the Tornados have to be hungry after their loss.
Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens vs. Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees -- ( CCIA )
CCIA took a crazy loss, but this is an easy bounce back game.
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Chico High Panthers vs. Tennessee Fury -- ( TF )
I'd like to see this be the Fury's season so let's see what happens.
South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice vs. Paris French Connection -- ( SOFPM )
The Mice are bad ass! Enough said.
Humboldt Killer Hornets vs. Philadelphia Pushovers -- ( HKH )
Humboldt is one of the best and the Pushovers just got welcomed to the Pros.
BEDLAM ASYLUM SHOCKERS vs. Mendoza Marios -- ( BAS )
Both new teams, but I'm going with the team that got the caps lock stuck.
All The King's Men vs. Come Fiesta -- ( ATKM )
It's time for the party and to see what the King's Men are made of.
Atlantic City Affliction vs. Nashville Hounds -- ( NH )
Bort hates ACA...Lincoln and now the Hounds!
San Diego Lightning vs. D.C Baby Sloths -- ( SDL )
SDL is very dangerous and I'm not sure what to expect from the Sloths yet, but I know they think their name is funny.
Detroit Pyromaniacs vs. Pittsburgh Steel Curtain -- ( PSC )
I like how both of these teams started out, but gotta go with the Curtain on this one!
