Yea, i really need to know who the mod is and what my limit is... So get back at me and what words you are ok with...
Well this is the preseason, so who really gives a fuck? I mean i know i havent really done anything other than watch porn as i recruited some poor saps to come die at KKAr... But since i got bored and Vag told me he needed it, this is for you:
Top 8 West 2 Impress
1) Northwest Mighthawks (under the foul wrapper of Hollywood)
You're not fooling anyone here! Your sandbagging days are over... i am all too well ahead of your game and when those reigns come off your playbook i know you will be the Deathstar team you have always been, so F U in advance!
2) Coalville Colliers
Boosting the best schedule ever to be made by Bort! I smell CV dark magic here, are they affiliated to Juggernaut?
Moment of silence for their poop tube...
3) Defenders of Ancient
Twong gave away one of his 2 players not on the team to someone else other than kkar... Oh, dont think i shall forget! Track, jott this down in the "We shall make you pay" journal right next to his name...
4) Lincoln Navigators
Oh, hi BHall, nice to see you again
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8IHMctrKCg&feature=related
5) SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL
So how do i volunteer to get a lolgm tag? Or is this the secret list to the circle-jerk party i keep missing?!?!
6) Cincinnati Shockers
Bling Bling King... I think BADGERBACKER has issued a challenge on worst profile page to go to, what shall you do!
7) Devil Monkeys
Basically the rich mans KKAR...
8) Ketchikant Kampers Adventure Rentals
The poor mans KKAR, but it taste fine if you are drunk or high on some sort of substance. Once again, they shall steal the joy from someones poor playoff chance as they slowly die as the season goes on...
Top 4 LolEast
Cause really.. who knows more than 4 teams from the east, shit i had to look up 2 of you to make sure you still were a team
1) Humboldt Killer Hornets
Track... I think this is that Chicago dinosaur team we use to make fun of back in S9.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=1236
2) South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice
Not sure if this team is actually good or if loleast just sucks that much... Oh well, they look good off paper but then again, their competition is pretty weak and sad...
3) All The King's Men
Bound to fail, they are the KKAR of the east, but not as fun or amazing or lively or kool... Their kind of like the kid brother of kkar who lives in kkar's shadow through much of his High School career and kind of comes off like him if not for the braces and the straight A's... But KKAR loves him still, even tho he is a math nerd and will always watchout for his worst interest.
4) Nashville Hounds
wsdp must be getting desperate... he is letting a Veg dot start! Not much longer before the gutt train comes...
Well this is the preseason, so who really gives a fuck? I mean i know i havent really done anything other than watch porn as i recruited some poor saps to come die at KKAr... But since i got bored and Vag told me he needed it, this is for you:
Top 8 West 2 Impress
1) Northwest Mighthawks (under the foul wrapper of Hollywood)
You're not fooling anyone here! Your sandbagging days are over... i am all too well ahead of your game and when those reigns come off your playbook i know you will be the Deathstar team you have always been, so F U in advance!
2) Coalville Colliers
Boosting the best schedule ever to be made by Bort! I smell CV dark magic here, are they affiliated to Juggernaut?
Moment of silence for their poop tube...
3) Defenders of Ancient
Twong gave away one of his 2 players not on the team to someone else other than kkar... Oh, dont think i shall forget! Track, jott this down in the "We shall make you pay" journal right next to his name...
4) Lincoln Navigators
Oh, hi BHall, nice to see you again
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8IHMctrKCg&feature=related
5) SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL
So how do i volunteer to get a lolgm tag? Or is this the secret list to the circle-jerk party i keep missing?!?!
6) Cincinnati Shockers
Bling Bling King... I think BADGERBACKER has issued a challenge on worst profile page to go to, what shall you do!
7) Devil Monkeys
Basically the rich mans KKAR...
8) Ketchikant Kampers Adventure Rentals
The poor mans KKAR, but it taste fine if you are drunk or high on some sort of substance. Once again, they shall steal the joy from someones poor playoff chance as they slowly die as the season goes on...
Top 4 LolEast
Cause really.. who knows more than 4 teams from the east, shit i had to look up 2 of you to make sure you still were a team
1) Humboldt Killer Hornets
Track... I think this is that Chicago dinosaur team we use to make fun of back in S9.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=1236
2) South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice
Not sure if this team is actually good or if loleast just sucks that much... Oh well, they look good off paper but then again, their competition is pretty weak and sad...
3) All The King's Men
Bound to fail, they are the KKAR of the east, but not as fun or amazing or lively or kool... Their kind of like the kid brother of kkar who lives in kkar's shadow through much of his High School career and kind of comes off like him if not for the braces and the straight A's... But KKAR loves him still, even tho he is a math nerd and will always watchout for his worst interest.
4) Nashville Hounds
wsdp must be getting desperate... he is letting a Veg dot start! Not much longer before the gutt train comes...
Edited by Ladyzman on Sep 23, 2010 19:34:09
