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kadafitcd
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AAAAAAAWWWWWW SHIIIIIIIIIIIT!

IT'S A BIG HEAPING POT OF MONKEY STEW!!!

It's back Ladyz and Gentlemen! The tastiest recipe for monkey stew ever! KadafiTCD Brings you the REAL Monkey Stew!

The D.C. Baby Sloths are facing Monmouth and we will slaughter enough Monkeys to make this wonderful treat. So we decided to share it with you all.

It's the "Slow Down" Festival at Sloth Stadum after the game!

Up first our players need to relax and there is no better way than a good ol' game of: Pin the Tail on the Drago

Next it's comedy hour when we sit down Monkeyskin and bobbydigital66 in the same room and watch them fight it out over who was right or wrong in monkeyskins departure from the Navs.

Then it's time for the Stew Foo! Monkey Stew will be served to all guests (while supplies last)

For Dessert we will have Monkey balls. No not actual testicals but Poo balls that they fling. (really they are just chocolate and peanut butter balls to represent what the Sloths have overcome during their game.)

After this it's movie night. We'll be watching Pretty CV - A movie about a homeless drunken street prostituting monkey(CoachViking) gets picked up by a rich baby Sloth (Rjssob).

Everyone is welcome to join us at the "Slow Down" Hope to see you there!
 
jpjn94
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+1 for effort
 
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Ummm.

Wow. Just wow
 
whoshotjr
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-1 for not enough name calling...would have gave +2 for crotchviking or something similar
 
jpjn94
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Originally posted by whoshotjr
-1 for not enough name calling...would have gave +2 for crotchviking or something similar


+1

 
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-1 for a Raider avatar
 
kadafitcd
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Originally posted by Fruitbat Bearcat
-1 for a Raider avatar


Silence! I kill you!
 
Veg
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Yeah i mean what sort of rejects are actually fans of the raiders...
 
Drago
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You realize your only legacy now, or forever, will be nothing more than the time this came out...

Signed,
Fuck Your Face.

That's all I'll ever remember you from.
 
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monkey stew is tha best thing to happen to uslap without ketchikan bein involved
 
Derailed
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Originally posted by coachviking
Ummm.

Wow. Just wow


why arent you in the wurld league? maybe you should go back to USAPL, drop the U.
 
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Originally posted by Derailed
Originally posted by coachviking

Ummm.

Wow. Just wow


why arent you in the wurld league? maybe you should go back to USAPL, drop the U.


Because we didn't take the easy route through SLAP. Who's multi are you anyways?
 
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izxCBfRXPEw

a little slow jamz for da slow down
 
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