1 Eastern European Alliance 6-0-0
I really don't think any of you zeta's can beat us this season. This isn't my normal cocky asshole shining through, but we've played similar out of conference opponents, and you guys just don't have the defense. You're offenses are great, I'll give you that. But we're going to continue to run all over OPL zeta.
2 Kingman Reef Clippers 6-0-0
By far the best of the rest in zeta. Playing some very competitive dotball I'll give you that. I think builds isn't your problem but you still have a bit to learn in the coordinating department. I don't mean this as a low blow, but in terms of experience, I think y'all are lacking just a bit. You will learn more in week 10 then you had any idea. Watch your scrims too, losing is a GOOD thing.
3 Syracuse Synergy 6-0-0
Syracuse has been a bit of a disappointment to me. I expected you guys to SERIOUSLY contend for the zeta crown. An opening game luck job vs a mediocre team is not impressive in the least. You play Kingman next to see who gets to play have the best shot of making the conference championship game on Wednesday. You guys don't have the dots kingman does but I think you have more experience with dots than they, and I expect you to win. Don't disappoint me.
4 Island of Misfit Whores 5-1-0 Your only loss is to my EEA boys and my defense. I definitely do NOT think you are 4th, in fact I think you are better than kingman but I watched you get destroyed by a couple of teams who shouldn't have. Brooklyn is a good team.. but not 100 pts good. They lost to BSS who you beat... I don't really understand that. You guys have a great passing team and need to utilize it better. I've got notes, you're VERY scoutable...
5 Guadalcanal Gunners 5-1-0 I really haven't figure out the gunner yet. You're only loss is to syracuse but its also the only team you've played. I'm a little bit disappointed in GCV and because you beat them you get the 5 hole. I think you have a lot to prove and I hope you can do so. Tough scheduled coming up with whores, kingman and razorback.
6 Gold Coast Vipers 4-2-0
As much as I respect the vipers, I'm not impressed with what they have shown so far. You guys have never had trouble filling out a roster before, whats up with with cpu OT's? ST's? I'm having trouble figuring that out. Y'all are a class act organization and I expect better from you. Especially coming back from WL... don't tell me it was hard to recruit.
7 Razorback Nation 4-2-0
Jlrock, you know how I feel about your team. You guys are on the cusp of greatness and if you can keep you current dots around You'll do VERY well very soon.
Stick around on this squad as they have always over performed and I think they got a trick or two up their sleeves still.
8 Sumatra Sea Hawks 3-3-0
Two seasons since WL and they are still kicking. Need a little bit of help build wise but you can get there. Honestly with TBCE running your offense you're probably fucked but at least he tries hard
9 Legends of Time 3-3-0
Sullivan's listen here. You guys are good at dot ball. If you don't try a little bit you won't make the playoffs. I'm just sayin.
10 Tonga Titans 3-3-0
I think tonga has a good chance at pissing some teams off. You're not ready for playoff time but definitely ready to learn some shit. Keep fighting, next season will be way more fun for you guys.
11 Asau Pirates 2-4-0
Ass Pirates!!! yeah boi!!! Pretty much just underleveled, but you look good doing it.
The rest of you... I don't feel bad for.
Mafia, you guys will be good next season, Raptors, work on defense, Gorillas... you guys have no excuse, you have good dots imo... Berlin
Orlando, I hate to say goodbye so soon but... get ready to dominate AAA and come back next season.
12 Manhattan Goal Line Mafia 1-5-0
13 Rekohu Raptors 1-5-0
14 Guam Gorillas 1-5-0
15 Berlin Kreuzberg Red Stars 0-6-0
16 Orlando Prime Timers 0-6-0
For what its worth, berlin, I love you, but you need to get it together because regardless of what your dots look like, you are better dotballers than this and I'm completely unimpressed. You should have been in WL last season and now you are winless. Step it up I know you can do it.
Raptors, I KNOW what you have on your team, I can see it. Lose the attitude and listen to TBCE... we've talked about you.
Sullivan's, if you miss the playoffs I swear to god I'll never let you get away from it...
I really don't think any of you zeta's can beat us this season. This isn't my normal cocky asshole shining through, but we've played similar out of conference opponents, and you guys just don't have the defense. You're offenses are great, I'll give you that. But we're going to continue to run all over OPL zeta.
2 Kingman Reef Clippers 6-0-0
By far the best of the rest in zeta. Playing some very competitive dotball I'll give you that. I think builds isn't your problem but you still have a bit to learn in the coordinating department. I don't mean this as a low blow, but in terms of experience, I think y'all are lacking just a bit. You will learn more in week 10 then you had any idea. Watch your scrims too, losing is a GOOD thing.
3 Syracuse Synergy 6-0-0
Syracuse has been a bit of a disappointment to me. I expected you guys to SERIOUSLY contend for the zeta crown. An opening game luck job vs a mediocre team is not impressive in the least. You play Kingman next to see who gets to play have the best shot of making the conference championship game on Wednesday. You guys don't have the dots kingman does but I think you have more experience with dots than they, and I expect you to win. Don't disappoint me.
4 Island of Misfit Whores 5-1-0 Your only loss is to my EEA boys and my defense. I definitely do NOT think you are 4th, in fact I think you are better than kingman but I watched you get destroyed by a couple of teams who shouldn't have. Brooklyn is a good team.. but not 100 pts good. They lost to BSS who you beat... I don't really understand that. You guys have a great passing team and need to utilize it better. I've got notes, you're VERY scoutable...
5 Guadalcanal Gunners 5-1-0 I really haven't figure out the gunner yet. You're only loss is to syracuse but its also the only team you've played. I'm a little bit disappointed in GCV and because you beat them you get the 5 hole. I think you have a lot to prove and I hope you can do so. Tough scheduled coming up with whores, kingman and razorback.
6 Gold Coast Vipers 4-2-0
As much as I respect the vipers, I'm not impressed with what they have shown so far. You guys have never had trouble filling out a roster before, whats up with with cpu OT's? ST's? I'm having trouble figuring that out. Y'all are a class act organization and I expect better from you. Especially coming back from WL... don't tell me it was hard to recruit.
7 Razorback Nation 4-2-0
Jlrock, you know how I feel about your team. You guys are on the cusp of greatness and if you can keep you current dots around You'll do VERY well very soon.
Stick around on this squad as they have always over performed and I think they got a trick or two up their sleeves still.
8 Sumatra Sea Hawks 3-3-0
Two seasons since WL and they are still kicking. Need a little bit of help build wise but you can get there. Honestly with TBCE running your offense you're probably fucked but at least he tries hard
9 Legends of Time 3-3-0
Sullivan's listen here. You guys are good at dot ball. If you don't try a little bit you won't make the playoffs. I'm just sayin.
10 Tonga Titans 3-3-0
I think tonga has a good chance at pissing some teams off. You're not ready for playoff time but definitely ready to learn some shit. Keep fighting, next season will be way more fun for you guys.
11 Asau Pirates 2-4-0
Ass Pirates!!! yeah boi!!! Pretty much just underleveled, but you look good doing it.
The rest of you... I don't feel bad for.
Mafia, you guys will be good next season, Raptors, work on defense, Gorillas... you guys have no excuse, you have good dots imo... Berlin
Orlando, I hate to say goodbye so soon but... get ready to dominate AAA and come back next season.
12 Manhattan Goal Line Mafia 1-5-0
13 Rekohu Raptors 1-5-0
14 Guam Gorillas 1-5-0
15 Berlin Kreuzberg Red Stars 0-6-0
16 Orlando Prime Timers 0-6-0
For what its worth, berlin, I love you, but you need to get it together because regardless of what your dots look like, you are better dotballers than this and I'm completely unimpressed. You should have been in WL last season and now you are winless. Step it up I know you can do it.
Raptors, I KNOW what you have on your team, I can see it. Lose the attitude and listen to TBCE... we've talked about you.
Sullivan's, if you miss the playoffs I swear to god I'll never let you get away from it...
