Warrior General Games

Following the Sharks victory on Sunday, young WR "Sticky" Hands McJobbs was arrested early moday morning down the street from a local grocery store. McJobbs was seen running "bare-ass through the parking lot" said a bystander. Store manager John Johnson said McJobbs was attempting to leave with a shopping cart full of Jagermeiser and Rockstar without even trying to pay. Police were able to easily follow the trail of busted bottles and smashed cans to find the young WR. Before being detained, McJobbs exclaimed, "I haven't even done anything!!.. This is an abdodomminatatiiiooooooooonnnnnn!!! I'm takin' one fer the teeaaam!!!" #17 was later released on $1,000 bail and joined his teammates in practice the next day.

lol

Wowzers...lol way to go sticky...

Gotta wonder why they call him "Sticky Hands" if he's running around drunk and naked

"...that brings me to my second lesson. Don't smoke crack."

Originally posted by Mattarchy
and joined his teammates in practice the next day.

practicing w/ a hangover is never good

When owner JermDfrog was asked by the press about McJobbs actions, he replied, "I understand he made a mistake. He's young and was excited about the teams win and his performance. Seriously though folks. At least he wasn't driving after all that Jager!!"