Warrior General Games

Well since every team this season seems to have grown a sack i thought we should make a nice little post on your beef with some other team and how they are worse than you and how you dont care if they got a good RB cause they have poor GMs!


No little kids allowed and no moms on their periods, so if you called out no crying to the mods that your vag hurts!

West Coast

1) Hollywood Stars

U suck, you suck so much! I dont even know why im wasting my time typing about your team. Worst thang that has happened to GLB after Kobra Kry. Good luck not imploding like the other team

2) Monmouth Evil Monkeys

Yea we get it, you're back in USA Pro. Congratz, you suck just as much as the rest of us. Was the party fun while it lasted. Your like the hot cheerleader that goes to the party and throws up after the first drink and gets kicked out after all the upper classmen ram your backdoor in. Have another fun season with your sad dorky friends at KKAR. Oh wait, i have more. Oh wait, no i don't, brain fart.

3) Chicago Hedgehogs

Blah blah blah... You write too much text for me to care about your response. If i wanted to read a book i would stick a tampon in and read that twilight series while i have lifetime playing in the background. Im sure that's what its like for anyone (if anyone has actually) who reads your posts. You're not going to win against the monkey poop squad, their jocks and you, well you're like the high school AV club president. Sure you may own your own company someday but for now your crotch will get kicked in everyday until you learn your place, which is hanging with KKAR under the bleachers.

East Coast

1) Chico High Panthers

You havent said anything but i dont like your face! You and your so called 40 streak record! You know what USA Pro shall do to that, we will take turns squatting on it until you are tired and have 3 different fluids running from your poop factory! Have fun running back to mom's teets.

2) All The King's Men

yOU HAVENT SAID ANYTHING EITHER BUT I HAVE TO SET THE TONE FOR ALL YOU UPPIty team owners and players! If you talk trash and think you are better than others, you will fail.

Rememeber this:
Originally posted by King of Bling
Originally posted by jpjn94
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All The King's Men http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=1239

I put ATKM here last season and they let me down; hopefully the past is the past and they can finish off the season strong. They have the roster and the experience to take the league and move on to the WL. Hopefully this will be their season!



Ouch, you're harsh Jon. We were 6 points from WL and you named us an underdog. You went with the upset and we lost to them by 4 and 6 points repectively. I hope you're right about this season...

Im done

3) Come Fiesta

You try so hard but it just comes out as mashed pees that a baby would want to eat. Listen, no one really cares about you, about your team, about your agents, about your life goals, about your record, about your friends, about your mascot, about your stadium, about your cheerleaders, about your dots. Why not save it for your so active forums and let the rest of us have fun making fun of the others. It like you try so hard to give this image and we can see through your transparent ploys of attention for the peen. No, means no, ok. We will not eat your green eggs, we will not eat them Sam-I-Am or should i say I-The-Sam!

this thread fails to deliver

Ladyzman, are you finally old enough to be tried for rape as an adult?

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I read the whole thing but all I can remember for my witty response is something about tampons and green eggs and ham.

Originally posted by Shalubis
I read the whole thing but all I can remember for my witty response is something about tampons and green eggs and ham.

I remember something about licking the hedgehogs green crotch while sucking green monkeys with strained peas through a ham?

I think there was a fart joke in there somewhere, too?

Not Ladyzman's best work.

horrible

I would write a long witty response to this thread, but only if ladyzman promises to read it...

Also ITT ladyz admits he uses tampons imo.

Sounds like someone needs a cranberry juice...

Not your best effort ladyz. I was all set to LOL, but not the case

ladyz is a victim of high expectations. And probably of either a) too much beer. or b) not enough beer.

Originally posted by Shalubis
ladyz is a victim of high expectations. And probably of either a) too much beer. or b) not enough beer.

Beer is CV's thing

If you KKAR, you would know that we like herb treatment and any thing that kind of resembles skittles but are way better for your brain...

I dont really remember writing most of this, i blame the skittles

heh heh. c) none of the above.