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Week : 15. Almost There!

Sorry for the couple of days off there, other things pressed me for time. Lets see where we are now. Honolulu continues their dominance of the league, and that hasn't changed. They should remain at #1. New Jersey now has a shot at the #2 spot if they can beat Austin in the final game, but for now they are still at #3 for me. KKAR has a shot at the #4 position but they will have to defeat a Richmond team that dropped their last game against WAR MACHINE. KKAR has found a way to win in the last couple of weeks, and just might do it. The GROWL and New Orleans have a showdown next week, but for this week they both need a win to stay in their respective places. New Orleans controls its own destiny and can get into the playoffs with a win in either of it's last 2 games. The WAR MACHINE will likely finish 8-8 and their fate will rest on some of the other games in the league. Bratislava can finish either 7-9 or 8-8 depending on their game against 8-Mile. 8 Mile still has an outside chance to get to 8-8 but they have to get past New Orleans first. If they win that game, and the game against Bratislava, they will finish 8-8 as well, and would still need some help getting in. Chicago can end up 8-8 as well, but with the tie breakers, I am not sure they can get in. Everyone else is out, with the only question is who will be the 15 place team, and get sent back to AAA. It's looking like the Blitz.


1. Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers
2. Austin Wineswilling Fancy Boys
3. New Jersey Battalion
4. Richmond Rebel Yell
5. Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals
6. SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL
7. New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo
8. WAR MACHINE
9. Bratislava Lambeau Leapers
10. 8 Mile Assault
11. Chicago Beasts
12. Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens
13. Ontario Ice Weasels
14. Baton Rouge Buccaneers
15. Chicago Blitz
16. Gaines Panthers


Now down to game predictions. I will order the games based on my rankings.

Game 1: Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers VS WAR MACHINE
WAR MACHINE did a great job last week to keep their playoff hopes alive with a stunning win against Richmond. Honolulu has been on cruise control since their game against Austin, and shouldn't have a problem this week.

Game prediction: 46 - 13 Honolulu.

Game 2: Austin Wineswilling Fancy Boys VS Bratislava Lambeau Leapers
Bratislava was a promising team going into the season, but their lack of a running game has killed them down the stretch. They won't find any mercy in this game as Austin will roll over them.


Game Prediction: 36 - 6 Austin Wineswilling Fancy Boys.

Game 3: New Jersey Battalion VS Baton Rouge Buccaneers
New Jersey keeps on rolling, and probably doesn't need to do to much game planning to win this game, but they have a shot at 2nd seed, so I expect them to put in some effort just to make sure the turnover bug doesn't allow Baton Rouge to remain in the game.

Game prediction: 65 - 10 New Jersey.

Game 4: Richmond Rebel Yell VS Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals
Richmond is looking a bit vulnerable with their loss last week against WAR MACHINE. KKAR seems to have a knack for winning close games. Even though I have Richmond ranked higher than KKAR going into this week. I think KKAR will pull out the win, in another close game.

Game prediction: 36 - 34 KKAR

Game 5: SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL VS Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens
Corups Christi has nothing to play for other than to be a spoiler. SOUTH GEORGIA needs the win to stay in the playoff hunt. I expect the extra motivation will help the GROWL to win this one.

Game prediction: 38 - 24 SOUTH GEORGIA

Game 6: New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo VS 8 Mile Assault
Both teams need the win here. New Orleans has a very ballanced offense which works it's way down the field with resolve and grit. They are capable of exploding with their passing game though. 8-Mile's game still revolves around the run, and they will need to be at their best to keep up with the scoring. I give a slight edge to New Orleans in this game, but I got to root for my own, so 8 Mile by a nose.

Game prediction: 32 - 28 8 Mile

Game 7: Chicago Beasts VS Ontario Ice Weasels
This is a pride game that Chicago needs to win to keep up the team morale and hopefully position them to recruit for next season. Ontario doesn't need to do much recruiting as it is mostly filled with the owner's players. They do need to do some to be competitive next season, and hopefully fill out their roster.

Game prediction: 20 - 5 8 Chicago

Game 8: Chicago Blitz VS Gains Panthers
Chicago gets their first win of the season in this game.

Game prediction: 105 - 3 Blitz.

As always, take this with a grain of salt. With so many important games this week, there is no other choice than to sit back and enjoy some salty Popcorn! Make my with extra real butter please!

Hope this was fun for you!

-Cryptotich
 
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haha I like how you root for your own against us, but not against most others
 
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Originally posted by paraflux
haha I like how you root for your own against us, but not against most others


I got to... It's the only way we are going to get in! Good luck to you guys though, it should be a good game. We've beaten you guys the last 2 seasons, so I expect you want a little payback as well.
 
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Originally posted by Cryptotich
Ontario doesn't need to do much recruiting as it is mostly filled with the owner's players. They do need to do some to be competitive next season, and hopefully fill out their roster.


Au contraire -- I've only got 29 dots who could return next season. With no responses to my post in the TLFP forum, and my aversion to the off-season marketplace recruiting blitz, I'm on the edge of retiring everyone and finding a buyer for my account.
 
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Originally posted by Cryptotich
I got to... It's the only way we are going to get in! Good luck to you guys though, it should be a good game. We've beaten you guys the last 2 seasons, so I expect you want a little payback as well.


And you got it. Well Played!
 
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Now lets see how I did:

Game 1: Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers VS WAR MACHINE
Game prediction: 46 - 13 Honolulu.
Actual: 114 - 3 Honolulu
I expected a better game than this turned out to be. Apparently WAR MACHINES defense decided to take the night off, and the Cheerleaders had to fill in. Whatever the reason, this was a disheartening loss for the MACHINE and one that could come back to haunt them if they get into a 3 way tie for 8th.

Game 2: Austin Wineswilling Fancy Boys VS Bratislava Lambeau Leapers
Game Prediction: 36 - 6 Austin Wineswilling Fancy Boys.
Actual: 29 - 6 Austin
As predicted, Bratislava's lack of a running game removed any chance for them to win the game. They put up solid passing numbers, but once Austin gets ahead, they don't like to give it up.

Game 3: New Jersey Battalion VS Baton Rouge Buccaneers
Game prediction: 65 - 10 New Jersey.
Actual: 80 - 0 New Jersey
QB **Slingin** Sammy Baugh racked up some amazing numbers in this game, and New Jersey's defense shut out Baton Rouge, who I thought would at least put a couple of points on the board, but alas it was not to be.

Game 4: Richmond Rebel Yell VS Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals
Game prediction: 36 - 34 KKAR
Actual: 34 - 13 KKAR
Well I picked it right, but KKAR really showed some good inside running that we haven't seen before, and pounded Richmond into submission. KKAR moves up to the top 4. Nice Job KKAR, you guys really peaked at the right time.


Game 5: SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL VS Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens
Game prediction: 38 - 24 SOUTH GEORGIA
Actual: 30 - 17 Corpus Christi
The GROWL couldn't have picked a worse time to throw 4 pick's. They really needed a win here, and they beat Corpus Christi in nearly every other relevant stat... except the scoreboard. Tough loss.


Game 6: New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo VS 8 Mile Assault
Game prediction: 32 - 28 8 Mile
Actual: 27 - 13 New Orleans
Well sad to say, my team is finally out of the playoff hunt. A strong 2nd quarter by New Orleans put the game away, and a huge 9 minute 21 play drive in the 4th quarter (yes 21 plays!) wiped away any chance for a 8 Mile comeback. Well played, and good luck!

Game 7: Chicago Beasts VS Ontario Ice Weasels
Game prediction: 20 - 5 8 Chicago
Actual: 45 - 17 Chicago
Ontario did their best, but they just couldn't keep up with Chicago. The Beasts have turned around their sub par play and are up to 7-8.

Game 8: Chicago Blitz VS Gains Panthers
Game prediction: 105 - 3 Blitz.
Actual: 255 - 0 (377- 0) Blitz
Chicago scored way more than I thought they would have in this game.

Great Week Everyone!
 
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Thanks Crypt
 
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Originally posted by ufshowboat
Thanks Crypt


I try to serve. I really went through a rough patch for a few months there. I am slowly getting back to normal.
 
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Originally posted by ufshowboat
Thanks Crypt


 
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well done, man. sorry my Bucs couldnt score *grumbles*... but we did beat them in the turnover battle. only reason they didn't score 100 on us

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Originally posted by Cryptotich

Game 5: SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL VS Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens
Game prediction: 38 - 24 SOUTH GEORGIA
Actual: 30 - 17 Corpus Christi
The GROWL couldn't have picked a worse time to throw 4 pick's. They really needed a win here, and they beat Corpus Christi in nearly every other relevant stat... except the scoreboard. Tough loss.


I guess you could say that if you exclude from relevant stats total passing yards, completion percentage, sacks, hurries, interceptions, forced fumbles, pancakes, punting average, kickoff return average, total return yardage, turnovers on downs, red zone success rate, and defensive TD's. Yea, all those sound pretty meaningless...
 
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Originally posted by Sly
I guess you could say that if you exclude from relevant stats total passing yards, completion percentage, sacks, hurries, interceptions, forced fumbles, pancakes, punting average, kickoff return average, total return yardage, turnovers on downs, red zone success rate, and defensive TD's. Yea, all those sound pretty meaningless...


Sheesh.... I don't know what the hell I was looking at there. I get things wrong from time to time, but there was only ToP and Rushing yards that they beat you guys in. The only thing I can think of was that I was looking at the stats from a different game.

Sorry bout that Sly.
 
jdbolick
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Thanks for the effort this season, Cryp.
 
kwankwan
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Hey guys, why the **** haven't any of you made a playoff thread yet?? Get to work!
 
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On it's way! Thanks for the thanks, jdbolick.
 


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