Warrior General Games

For those new or otherwise unfamiliar...these are not my predictions. They come from an old, old Satchmo-N-Dizzy spreadsheet that compiles the data from the games played to date to come up with a set of predictions for the remainder of the season.

They're erratic during the first weeks of the season and begin to take shape as we near the end of the season. The two teams in the West giving up 255-0 losses each week skews the predicted scores a bit, but that should even out once every team has played one or both of the teams...

Eastern Conference

Rk__Team_________________________W__L__T___%____PF____PA__
..1 . . Hub City Hustlers………………………..16 . . ..0 . . 0 . . 100% . . 1,148 . . ...181
..2 . . Hudson Bay Horrors…………………….14 . . ..2 . . 0 . . ..88% . . 1,516 . . ...262
..3 . . Village Dogs……………………………..14 . . ..2 . . 0 . . ..88% . . ...863 . . ...186
..4 . . Niagara Maulers………..………………..13 . . ..3 . . 0 . . ..81% . . ...876 . . ...341
..5 . . Moosonee Mad Moose………..…………12 . . ..4 . . 0 . . ..75% . . ...977 . . ...270
..6 . . Iowa Barnstormers………..…………….10 . . ..6 . . 0 . . ..63% . . ...605 . . ...305
..7 . . Charlesburgh-Scranton Iron Invaders....9 . . ..7 . . 0 . . ..56% . . ...780 . . ...434
..8 . . Puvirnituq Musketeers………..…………..8 . . ..8 . . 0 . . ..50% . . ...761 . . ...544
..9 . . Cobden Muskrats………………………....8 . . ..8 . . 0 . . ..50% . . ...652 . . ...442
..10 . . Kashyyyk Wookiees……………………..8 . . ..8 . . 0 . . ..50% . . ...651 . . ...426
..11 . . East Coast Chaos……………………...6 . . 10 . . 0 . . ..38% . . ...416 . . ...416
..12 . . S.W.O. Swamp Donkeys………………..5 . . 11 . . 0 . . ..31% . . ...499 . . ...790
..13 . . Moose Jaw Grizzlies…………………....3 . . 13 . . 0 . . ..19% . . ...395 . . 1,042
..14 . . Paradise Cheeseburgers……………..3 . . 13 . . 0 . . ..19% . . ...273 . . ...599
..15 . . Leaders Gaulois………………………...1 . . 15 . . 0 . . ....6% . . ...272 . . 1,060
..16 . . Cleveland BrownSnakes……………....0 . . 16 . . 0 . . ....0% . . .......0 . . 2,748

Hub City Hustlers vs Kashyyyk Wookiees (56-12) Spread: 44
Village Dogs vs Cobden Muskrats (42-12) Spread: 30
Moosonee Mad Moose vs Leaders Gaulois (89-7) Spread: 82
S.W.O. Swamp Donkeys vs Cleveland BrownSnakes (137-0) Spread: 137
Iowa Barnstormers vs Moose Jaw Grizzlies (59-11) Spread: 48
Charlesburgh-Scranton Iron Invaders vs Puvirnituq Musketeers (38-30) Spread: 8
Hudson Bay Horrors vs Paradise Cheeseburgers (65-7) Spread: 58
Niagara Maulers vs East Coast Chaos (36-14) Spread: 22

Western Conference

Rk__Team_________________________W__L__T___%____PF____PA__
..1 . . Monowi Wowi…………………………….16 . . ..0 . . 0 . . 100% . . 2,528 . . ...271
..2 . . North Bay Drift……………………………14 . . ..2 . . 0 . . ..88% . . 1,845 . . ...275
..3 . . St. John's Salty Dogs……………………13 . . ..3 . . 0 . . ..81% . . 1,762 . . ...250
..4 . . Houston Vikings…………………………13 . . ..3 . . 0 . . ..81% . . 1,540 . . ...255
..5 . . Thunder Bay Wolverines……………….12 . . ..4 . . 0 . . ..75% . . 1,910 . . ...381
..6 . . Montreal Rulers………………………….11 . . ..5 . . 0 . . ..69% . . 1,530 . . ...355
..7 . . Winnipeg Warriors………………………..9 . . ..7 . . 0 . . ..56% . . 1,009 . . ...286
..8 . . Windsor Flying Walruses………………...8 . . ..8 . . 0 . . ..50% . . 1,485 . . ...526
..9 . . Calgary Kings…………………………....7 . . ..9 . . 0 . . ..44% . . 1,262 . . ...518
..10 . . Kansas City Rams………………………..7 . . ..9 . . 0 . . ..44% . . 1,347 . . ...647
..11 . . Jebediah's Oblong Ball Club…………..6 . . 10 . . 0 . . ..38% . . ...860 . . ...450
..12 . . Providence Radicals…………………....3 . . 13 . . 0 . . ..19% . . ...448 . . ...958
..13 . . Prince Rupert Drunken Donkeys……...3 . . 13 . . 0 . . ..19% . . ...526 . . 1,157
..14 . . Nebraska Maniac Gorillas……………...3 . . 13 . . 0 . . ..19% . . 1,328 . . 1,590
..15 . . Drinkin Hellraisers……………………....0 . . 16 . . 0 . . ....0% . . .......0 . . 5,368
..16 . . H.B. Hellcats……………………………...0 . . 16 . . 0 . . ....0% . . .......0 . . 6,731

Thunder Bay Wolverines vs Providence Radicals (104-9) Spread: 95
Windsor Flying Walruses vs Nebraska Maniac Gorillas (144-37) Spread: 107
Monowi Wowi vs Kansas City Rams (92-29) Spread: 63
St. John's Salty Dogs vs H.B. Hellcats (669-0) Spread: 669
North Bay Drift vs Jebediah's Oblong Ball Club (47-10) Spread: 37
Calgary Kings vs Prince Rupert Drunken Donkeys (77-12) Spread: 65
Houston Vikings vs Montreal Rulers (28-19) Spread: 9
Winnipeg Warriors vs Drinkin Hellraisers (262-0) Spread: 262

..1 . . Hub City Hustlers………………………..16 . . ..0 . . 0 . . 100% . . 1,148 . . ...181

I like it!

Originally posted by jxgator33

..1 . . Hub City Hustlers………………………..16 . . ..0 . . 0 . . 100% . . 1,148 . . ...181

I like it!

+1

thanks! These rankings usually accurate

.1 . . Monowi Wowi…………………………….16 . . ..0 . . 0 . . 100% . . 2,528 . . ...271

IMO

Originally posted by FLGator
..15 . . Drinkin Hellraisers……………………....0 . . 16 . . 0 . . ....0% . . .......0 . . 5,368
..16 . . H.B. Hellcats……………………………...0 . . 16 . . 0 . . ....0% . . .......0 . . 6,731
Teehee.

Originally posted by Crawly

Teehee.


Projector predicts a 0-0 tie until either team scores a point...which probably won't happen until this game. Why it counts them both as losses...who knows?

Originally posted by FLGator
Projector predicts a 0-0 tie until either team scores a point...which probably won't happen until this game. Why it counts them both as losses...who knows?
Yeah, I figured that - no sense in teaching a predictor about ties for the rare occasion where it matters.

Cheers mate!

no hobos?

Originally posted by FLGator
Thunder Bay Wolverines vs Providence Radicals (104-9) Spread: 95
no u

sacker backer put his sack in our qbs' backs.

but DE returners are in style.