The rankings below are based off of nothing but roster evaluation, past records (seasonal, playoffs, and scrimmages), team chemistry, and personal knowledge of the team. I didn’t use a greasemonkey script or spreadsheet or anything fancy; just my opinion. These rankings are up for debate amongst yourselves on the forums, but if you want to move up in the rankings; you’ll have to prove it on the dotball field!
- ► - ► - ► - ► Well that's how it use to be, but now I'm going to combine my rankings of the Eastern Conference with Cryptotich's rankings of the Western Conference to create this new Mega Rankings! I would have used the Super Computer, but I don't have access to it. ◄ - ◄ - ◄ - ◄ -
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– Austin Wineswilling Fancy Boys moves up
– New Jersey Battalion move up to Elite
– Grand Haven Mist move up to Elite
– Seattle Renegades fall to Great
– San Diego Lightning move up to Great
– Bratislava Lambeau Leapers move up to Above Average
– South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice move up to Above Average
– Tennessee Fury move up to Above Average
– WAR MACHINE moves up
– Defenders of the Ancients move up to Average
– Humboldt Killer Hornets move up to Average
– Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals move up to Average
– Chicago Beasts move up to Below Average
– SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL fall to Below Average
– 8 Mile Assault fall to Below Average
– Baton Rouge Buccaneers move up to Below Average
– New Jersey Generals fall to Below Average
– Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens fall to Meh
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Rankings
West is in Bold
#. W-L (Overall) . Team Name . (+/- from LW)
Tier 1 - Elite
1. 2 – 0 . All The King's Men (0)
2. 1 – 1 . Austin Wineswilling Fancy Boys (+1)
3. 1 – 1 . Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers (-1)
4. 2 – 0 . New Jersey Battalion (+1)
5. 2 – 0 . Grand Haven Mist (+1)
Tier 2 - Great
6. 1 – 1 . Seattle Renegades (-2)
7. 2 – 0 . Mentone Beach Assault (0)
8. 2 – 0 . Richmond Rebel Yell (0)
9. 2 – 0 . San Diego Lightning (+1)
Tier 3 - Above Average
10. 1 – 1 . Atlantic City Affliction (-1)
11. 2 – 0 . Bratislava Lambeau Leapers (+5)
12. 2 – 0 . South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice (+5)
13. 1 – 1 . Louisville Baby Kittens (-2)
14. 1 – 1 . Tennessee Fury (+1)
Tier 4 - Average
15. 1 – 1 . Paris French Connection (-2)
16. 1 – 1 . WAR MACHINE (+2)
17. 2 – 0 . Defenders of the Ancients (+5)
18. 2 – 0 . Humboldt Killer Hornets (+2)
19. 1 – 1 . Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals (+4)
Tier 5 - Below Average
20. 1 – 1 . Chicago Beasts (+8)
21. 0 – 2 . SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL (-9)
22. 0 – 2 . 8 Mile Assault (-9)
23. 0 – 2 . New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo (-2)
24. 1 – 1 . Baton Rouge Buccaneers (+2)
25. 0 – 2 . New Jersey Generals (-6)
Tier 6 - Meh
26. 0 – 2 . Chicago Blitz (0)
27. 0 – 2 . Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens (-3)
28. 0 – 2 . Roswell Invaders (0)
Tier 7 - The Cellar
29. 1 – 1 . Ontario Ice Weasels (0)
30. 0 – 2 . Gaines Panthers (0)
31. 0 – 2 . Jax Beach Juggernauts (0)
32. 0 – 2 . Atlanta Purple Penguins (0)
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STREAK WATCH:
Here's a list of the current winning streaks in USA Pro League...
South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice - 3
Bratislava Lambeau Leapers - 2
New Jersey Battalion - 2
Richmond Rebel Yell - 2
Defenders of the Ancients - 2
Humboldt Killer Hornets - 2
All The King's Men - 2
San Diego Lightning - 2
Grand Haven Mist - 2
Mentone Beach Assault - 2
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ON THE BUBBLE:
San Diego Lightning +
8 Mile Assault -
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Rnk ... Off ... Def ... SoS ... Team
1 ........ 6 ........ 1 ........ 0.520 ........ San Diego Lightning
2 ........ 2 ........ 4 ........ 0.760 ........ Austin Wineswilling Fancy Boys
3 ........ 17 ........ 2 ........ 0.400 ........ Richmond Rebel Yell
4 ........ 1 ........ 17 ........ 0.440 ........ Mentone Beach Assault
5 ........ 4 ........ 5 ........ 0.240 ........ New Jersey Battalion
6 ........ 14 ........ 3 ........ 0.440 ........ South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice
7 ........ 24 ........ 8 ........ 0.560 ........ Paris French Connection
8 ........ 15 ........ 16 ........ 0.440 ........ Seattle Renegades
9 ........ 9 ........ 13 ........ 0.240 ........ Humboldt Killer Hornets
10 ........ 23 ........ 9 ........ 0.480 ........ Grand Haven Mist
11 ........ 22 ........ 14 ........ 0.680 ........ Atlantic City Affliction
12 ........ 10 ........ 11 ........ 0.280 ........ Bratislava Lambeau Leapers
13 ........ 25 ........ 15 ........ 0.360 ........ Louisville Baby Kittens
14 ........ 20 ........ 19 ........ 0.640 ........ WAR MACHINE
15 ........ 3 ........ 6 ........ 0.360 ........ Defenders of the Ancients
16 ........ 11 ........ 18 ........ 0.533 ........ Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers
17 ........ 5 ........ 22 ........ 0.440 ........ Ontario Ice Weasels
18 ........ 7 ........ 12 ........ 0.100 ........ All The King's Men
19 ........ 8 ........ 21 ........ 0.250 ........ Chicago Beasts
20 ........ 12 ........ 7 ........ 0.550 ........ New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo
21 ........ 18 ........ 23 ........ 0.850 ........ 8 Mile Assault
22 ........ 21 ........ 20 ........ 0.520 ........ Baton Rouge Buccaneers
23 ........ 13 ........ 26 ........ 0.760 ........ Tennessee Fury
24 ........ 27 ........ 27 ........ 0.600 ........ Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals
25 ........ 19 ........ 10 ........ 0.600 ........ SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL
26 ........ 28 ........ 28 ........ 0.720 ........ New Jersey Generals
27 ........ 29 ........ 29 ........ 0.680 ........ Chicago Blitz
28 ........ 30 ........ 24 ........ 0.640 ........ Roswell Invaders
29 ........ 26 ........ 25 ........ 0.520 ........ Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens
30 ........ 16 ........ 30 ........ 0.440 ........ Gaines Panthers
31 ........ 32 ........ 32 ........ 0.360 ........ Jax Beach Juggernauts
32 ........ 31 ........ 31 ........ 0.520 ........ Atlanta Purple Penguins
- ► - ► - ► - ► Well that's how it use to be, but now I'm going to combine my rankings of the Eastern Conference with Cryptotich's rankings of the Western Conference to create this new Mega Rankings! I would have used the Super Computer, but I don't have access to it. ◄ - ◄ - ◄ - ◄ -
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– Austin Wineswilling Fancy Boys moves up
– New Jersey Battalion move up to Elite
– Grand Haven Mist move up to Elite
– Seattle Renegades fall to Great
– San Diego Lightning move up to Great
– Bratislava Lambeau Leapers move up to Above Average
– South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice move up to Above Average
– Tennessee Fury move up to Above Average
– WAR MACHINE moves up
– Defenders of the Ancients move up to Average
– Humboldt Killer Hornets move up to Average
– Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals move up to Average
– Chicago Beasts move up to Below Average
– SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL fall to Below Average
– 8 Mile Assault fall to Below Average
– Baton Rouge Buccaneers move up to Below Average
– New Jersey Generals fall to Below Average
– Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens fall to Meh
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Rankings
West is in Bold
#. W-L (Overall) . Team Name . (+/- from LW)
Tier 1 - Elite
1. 2 – 0 . All The King's Men (0)
2. 1 – 1 . Austin Wineswilling Fancy Boys (+1)
3. 1 – 1 . Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers (-1)
4. 2 – 0 . New Jersey Battalion (+1)
5. 2 – 0 . Grand Haven Mist (+1)
Tier 2 - Great
6. 1 – 1 . Seattle Renegades (-2)
7. 2 – 0 . Mentone Beach Assault (0)
8. 2 – 0 . Richmond Rebel Yell (0)
9. 2 – 0 . San Diego Lightning (+1)
Tier 3 - Above Average
10. 1 – 1 . Atlantic City Affliction (-1)
11. 2 – 0 . Bratislava Lambeau Leapers (+5)
12. 2 – 0 . South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice (+5)
13. 1 – 1 . Louisville Baby Kittens (-2)
14. 1 – 1 . Tennessee Fury (+1)
Tier 4 - Average
15. 1 – 1 . Paris French Connection (-2)
16. 1 – 1 . WAR MACHINE (+2)
17. 2 – 0 . Defenders of the Ancients (+5)
18. 2 – 0 . Humboldt Killer Hornets (+2)
19. 1 – 1 . Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals (+4)
Tier 5 - Below Average
20. 1 – 1 . Chicago Beasts (+8)
21. 0 – 2 . SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL (-9)
22. 0 – 2 . 8 Mile Assault (-9)
23. 0 – 2 . New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo (-2)
24. 1 – 1 . Baton Rouge Buccaneers (+2)
25. 0 – 2 . New Jersey Generals (-6)
Tier 6 - Meh
26. 0 – 2 . Chicago Blitz (0)
27. 0 – 2 . Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens (-3)
28. 0 – 2 . Roswell Invaders (0)
Tier 7 - The Cellar
29. 1 – 1 . Ontario Ice Weasels (0)
30. 0 – 2 . Gaines Panthers (0)
31. 0 – 2 . Jax Beach Juggernauts (0)
32. 0 – 2 . Atlanta Purple Penguins (0)
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STREAK WATCH:
Here's a list of the current winning streaks in USA Pro League...
South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice - 3
Bratislava Lambeau Leapers - 2
New Jersey Battalion - 2
Richmond Rebel Yell - 2
Defenders of the Ancients - 2
Humboldt Killer Hornets - 2
All The King's Men - 2
San Diego Lightning - 2
Grand Haven Mist - 2
Mentone Beach Assault - 2
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ON THE BUBBLE:
San Diego Lightning +
8 Mile Assault -
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Rnk ... Off ... Def ... SoS ... Team
1 ........ 6 ........ 1 ........ 0.520 ........ San Diego Lightning
2 ........ 2 ........ 4 ........ 0.760 ........ Austin Wineswilling Fancy Boys
3 ........ 17 ........ 2 ........ 0.400 ........ Richmond Rebel Yell
4 ........ 1 ........ 17 ........ 0.440 ........ Mentone Beach Assault
5 ........ 4 ........ 5 ........ 0.240 ........ New Jersey Battalion
6 ........ 14 ........ 3 ........ 0.440 ........ South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice
7 ........ 24 ........ 8 ........ 0.560 ........ Paris French Connection
8 ........ 15 ........ 16 ........ 0.440 ........ Seattle Renegades
9 ........ 9 ........ 13 ........ 0.240 ........ Humboldt Killer Hornets
10 ........ 23 ........ 9 ........ 0.480 ........ Grand Haven Mist
11 ........ 22 ........ 14 ........ 0.680 ........ Atlantic City Affliction
12 ........ 10 ........ 11 ........ 0.280 ........ Bratislava Lambeau Leapers
13 ........ 25 ........ 15 ........ 0.360 ........ Louisville Baby Kittens
14 ........ 20 ........ 19 ........ 0.640 ........ WAR MACHINE
15 ........ 3 ........ 6 ........ 0.360 ........ Defenders of the Ancients
16 ........ 11 ........ 18 ........ 0.533 ........ Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers
17 ........ 5 ........ 22 ........ 0.440 ........ Ontario Ice Weasels
18 ........ 7 ........ 12 ........ 0.100 ........ All The King's Men
19 ........ 8 ........ 21 ........ 0.250 ........ Chicago Beasts
20 ........ 12 ........ 7 ........ 0.550 ........ New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo
21 ........ 18 ........ 23 ........ 0.850 ........ 8 Mile Assault
22 ........ 21 ........ 20 ........ 0.520 ........ Baton Rouge Buccaneers
23 ........ 13 ........ 26 ........ 0.760 ........ Tennessee Fury
24 ........ 27 ........ 27 ........ 0.600 ........ Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals
25 ........ 19 ........ 10 ........ 0.600 ........ SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL
26 ........ 28 ........ 28 ........ 0.720 ........ New Jersey Generals
27 ........ 29 ........ 29 ........ 0.680 ........ Chicago Blitz
28 ........ 30 ........ 24 ........ 0.640 ........ Roswell Invaders
29 ........ 26 ........ 25 ........ 0.520 ........ Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens
30 ........ 16 ........ 30 ........ 0.440 ........ Gaines Panthers
31 ........ 32 ........ 32 ........ 0.360 ........ Jax Beach Juggernauts
32 ........ 31 ........ 31 ........ 0.520 ........ Atlanta Purple Penguins
